The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.27.12

August 27th, 2012 // 667 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which has turned out to be a most comprehensive collection of all things TCWM. Just to be sure, I’m going to dust off the checklist I tore out of Fish’s instruction manual — which was passed down to me on day one of this job — Unlocking The Internet Code: Turning Candid Breasts Photos & Penis Jokes Into A Real Career! and give it a once over.

TCWM Rundown Sheet – Include all photos that could be described as follows:
1. Breasts, whenever possible, lead with.
2. Vague Star Wars references.
3. Hey, look how fat she looks!
4. Her too.
5. Completely unfair comparison of gorgeous mother to hideous daughter.
6. Completely fair comparison of Kim Kardashian‘s disgusting ass to Alessandra Ambrosio‘s amazing one.
7. More butts.
8. Hipsters and Douchebags.
9. Hey, look a drug addict!
10. Awkward Family Photos.
11. Politics.
12. People’s faces next to butts.
13. Mind control.
14. David Beckham‘s dong touching anything.
15. Dirty women.
And finally. Always, if possible, Billy Connolly wearing a fox pelt over his cock.

I can’t help feeling something else is missing fro– Prince Charles! Damnit, I was so close,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bill Clinton
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you like cigars?

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    i dont think we should be THIS close to the moon, craters may suck us in.

  3. Bai Ling Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Hard to recognize her without nipples popping out all over.

  4. January Jones Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    UGHH Why do we keep seeing this pale, cold-hearted, joyless woman!?!?!
    Oh right, breasts… Got it.. Carry on…

  5. Khloe Kardashian Belly Tight Clothes
    ben dover
    Commented on this photo:

    let the wookie win

  6. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
    Commented on this photo:

    David,
    I say this with sincere concern. I have noticed an unusual amount of pictures featuring you “adjusting” yourself.
    This concerns me. The fact that you are now using turf to scratch yourself has forced me to break my silence and address you.

    You banged scary spice, didn’t you?

  7. Jonah Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    The very moment that 6th sense hits.

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Not even Luke would dare to attempt to launch torpedoes into that thing…

    • Senator Dirtpants

      Which brings us to the sad realization that Kanye West is, in fact, stupider than a farm boy from Tattoine.

  9. Suri Cruise
    ben dover
    Commented on this photo:

    my daddy is a peter puffer

  10. Bill Clinton
    Commented on this photo:

    10-1 that the woman in the background was hired by his wife to keep tabs on him…

  11. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    they finally perfected the cardboard cutouts for when a celebrity invites makes no sense at all.

  12. Anna Faris Nipples Tight Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re just making them so life-like nowadays… Walks and everything…

  13. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Allow me to just slide under there real quick…

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    assfarmer
    Commented on this photo:

    Moooooooooo!

  15. Jonah Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, this is like catching Kim Kardashian at a men’s urinal…

  16. Bill Clinton
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Bubba is always cruising for a nice rack to ogle.
    No touching if you wanna stay out of trouble.

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    She stole the statue from a Bob’s Big Boy and put her jeans on it?

  18. Billy Connolly Fox Pelt Kilt
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d be looking downward as well if I was being used as a cock cover…

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      Foxhunting’s just made for television. All that countryside – like golf but lots more action – camera on the back of the fox’s head and you’re laughing

  19. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
    Commented on this photo:

    Well OK, if you insist.

  20. Bill Clinton
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    The master of distracting them with the smile as the eyes go downward.

  21. Suri Cruise
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, between her and Sandra Bullock’s adopted kid I have never been so afraid of toddlers in my life…

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    John
    Commented on this photo:

    Moon over Mi-Hammy!!!!

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Just thinking of the cow carnage that took place to cover that dumply ass is enough to make me want to join PETA. FYI “dumply” is dumpy and dimply.

  24. Kelly Clarkson Belly Tight Clothes
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    An audience of three must be a good night for her.

  25. Jonah Hill
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who me? I was not in that ice cream store.”

  26. Kelly Clarkson Belly Tight Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeast Mecca

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    This just reminds me that I haven’t pooped yet. I need to eat more fiber in my diet.

  28. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m pretty sure fucking the field is a foul in soccer.

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The cow posted THAT photo of her artificial statellite sized ass for the masses?
    Something not right in that heifer’s head.
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  30. Bai Ling Butt Bikini
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    smack that herpes!

  31. Khloe Kardashian Belly Tight Clothes
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Forrest #2. What the woods smell like after the Wookie takes a shit.

  32. Bill Clinton
    Commented on this photo:

    … must… not… look…. GODDAMNIT!

  33. Kelly Clarkson Belly Tight Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen linebackers in better shape.

  34. Khloe Kardashian Belly Tight Clothes
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please come down from there Ms. Kardashian. You can’t just set up and sell your stuff in our hotel.”

  35. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    STILL fucking hot.

  36. Edward Furlong Strung Out Greasy Hair
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Getting a handy on the street again I see.

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    K-Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, THIS should have been the Cloverfield monster.

  38. Suri Cruise
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    I am the Suri, you will do as I command.

  39. Alexa Ray Joel Shiny Head
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Unfortunately got more of dad’s looks than mom’s.

  40. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
    K-Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you for the palate cleanser after the cottage cheese plate.

  41. Kelly Clarkson Belly Tight Clothes
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    So I assume from her I don’t give a shit wardrobe choices that she’s belting out some heavy metal classics there for the big PNC Bank Arts Center crowd.

    • You wouldn’t know it from that lame-ass name or “Holmdel, NJ,” but the PNC Bank Arts Center is the major concert venue for the New York City area and is supposed to be one of the most successful ampitheaters in the country.

  42. Jonah Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    In the little bags?

    Sticks of butter rolled in Nestle Nesquick.

  43. January Jones Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are nothing to be mad about.

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes dats da new choppa, complete with maid service.”

  45. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Dress Ben Franklin Statue
    Paddy McC
    Commented on this photo:

    Can we get this photo blown up and shown at the republic convention this week? If enough heads explode, this could be the best thing to happen to our country since Franklin went to France.

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    Lala
    Commented on this photo:

    utterly GROSS!! …no really!

  47. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Dress Ben Franklin Statue
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    If there is any truth to Franklins history, he has had that done to him on numerous occasions

  48. Jon Hamm No Socks Loafers Hat Sunglasses
    GLT
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, Jon, you fashion animal you.

  49. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, well how many cock pushups can YOU do ?

  50. Bai Ling Butt Bikini
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Not bad from a safe distance.

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