The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.22.11

August 22nd, 2011 // 459 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where Dennis Rodman sports his Amazing Technicolor I Just Fell Off The Wagon And Into a Transexual Hooker’s Pile Of Coke Dreamcoat, and Gerard Depardieu battles Jon Voight to see who can literally murder a man with his eyes. (Hint: It’s the one who distracts him with sudden spray of urine.) Also, does it count as being a serial killer if your wardrobe drives the women you’ve slept with to kill themselves?

Asking the hard questions,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gerard Depardieu
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    Now you see what happens when you do not bring me my frommage! Look at me! Do you see?

  2. Rihanna Swimsuit
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    She’s on the phone ordering an “I’d Rather Be Dry-Humping in Barbados, Mon!” shirt from the festival she was in.

  3. Nicole Eggert
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    Is she behind Miss Piggy?

  4. Jon Voight
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    “Is this guy about to grope me?”

  5. John Mayer
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    Alright, the Johnny Depp jokes have been beaten to death. But he looks exactly like Johnny Depp.

  6. Rihanna Swimsuit
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    Well, Diana Ross isn’t a bad look to shoot for. Beats the skank look she’s been on for a few years now.

  7. Dennis Rodman
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    “That bitch betta have ALL my money.”

  8. Irina Shayk
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    Nice tits, but I have to question the choice of hat.

  9. Irina Shayk
    Double D
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    Sometimes, you just got to put a bag over her head and do your business.

  10. Jon Voight
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    “We had to change our story…”

  11. Joey Lawrence Melissa Joan Hart
    Kady
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    Those ladies look very nice.

  12. Jon Voight
    TomFrank
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    “Voight”

  13. John Mayer
    ChickenHawk
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    Nice belt, douche…

  14. James Lipton
    Double D
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    “If you could spare a quarter, that would be scrumtralescent.”

  15. Alec Baldwin
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    Remember when he used to go around giving everyone hugs in Dave Matthews videos? That was cool.

  16. Jodie Foster
    MikeP
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    Hello, McFly…

  17. Rob Lowe
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    You do NOT want to know where those hands have been.

  18. Kristin Cavallari
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    JAY CUTLER!

    That ought to take the smile off that mug.

  19. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Jersey Shore
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    floating pickle, classy…

  20. Jennifer Lopez Short Shorts Midriff
    Double D
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    Due to ass expansion, she now is known as “Jenny from two blocks.”

  21. John Mayer
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    His face may be trying for Depp-lookalike, but the pants say “Hammertime!” And not in a good way, either.

  22. Irina Shayk
    Colin
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    Burqas: you’re doing it wrong.

  23. Irina Shayk
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    Irina has done something that Scout and Rumer Willis should have done

  24. Rob Lowe
    robert
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    Not pictured: one satisfied Tobias Funke.

  25. Wilmer Valderamma
    Colin
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    Well at least it’s a step up from Lindsay.

  26. Christina Aguilera Matthew Rutler
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    You mean Kelly Osbourn, right? Right? Goddamnit!

  27. Jon Voight
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    “Please, sir…I don’t care how badly you were burned, I don’t want to be a graft donor!”

  28. Irina Shayk
    TomFrank
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    I don’t believe that this is Irina Shayk—without a close-up of her unshaven legs.

  29. Demi Lovato Bra
    Colin
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    “This is going straight in my vagina.”

  30. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Jersey Shore
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    Suck that gut in girl. Just make the titties bigger than the belly and you’re in business.

  31. Dennis Rodman
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    “what do you mean you have no more Smurfette happy meal toys? you better get yo’ ass som’ more Smurfette happy meal toys.”

  32. Samantha Ronson Middle Finger
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    Eminem in the house! Fuck ‘em up, Rabbit!

  33. Christina Aguilera Matthew Rutler
    Colin
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    “Get me outta here, he’s turning into a mole-person. I CAN’T DO IT AGAIN.”

  34. Alec Baldwin
    TomFrank
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    “Amber Waves Farm”—Julianne Moore’s porn star from Boogie Nights has a theme park? Cool!

  35. Jane Fonda See Through Shirt
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    Jane, I spanked it to you for a long, long time, but please, put the see through shirts in the back of the closet. For chissakes, you’re like 80 years old.

  36. Samantha Ronson Middle Finger
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    Sam’s respone when asked if she would mary Jennifer love Hewwit

  37. Samantha Ronson Middle Finger
    Colin
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    Really? She gets to show up to events that she’s hosting and give the paps the finger on the red carpet? I mean, I get that she’s only famous for fingering a red carpet, but come on!

  38. Wilmer Valderamma
    TomFrank
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    So now even the animated Disney characters are grabbing at their crotches?

  39. Gerard Depardieu
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “It is nothing, Gerard. Definitely lesbians.”

  40. Joey Lawrence Melissa Joan Hart
    Tawnee
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    He’s got bigger tits than she does.

  41. Nicole Eggert
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    Is she gonna swallow that baby whole?

  42. Jon Voight
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    Who’s the burn victim?

  43. David Beckham
    Colin
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    Even when he’s not touching them, he’s still playing with them.

  44. Joey Lawrence Melissa Joan Hart
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    Mme. Tussaud’s just gets better and better, don’t they? But the vacant stare on the one on the left is still a dead giveaway.

  45. Dennis Rodman
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    Ugly as a man, ugly as a woman. The only solution: SUICIDE!!

  46. Maya
    Colin
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    As in Harrison? Because her name’s spelled Mya.

  47. Jennifer Lopez Short Shorts Midriff
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    She had all but gone away; thanks a lot American Idol. I hate you almost as much as Marc Anthony hates you.

  48. Nicole Eggert
    Facebook Me
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    The white version of “Precious.”

  49. Christina Aguilera Matthew Rutler
    TomFrank
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    Mike and Gloria from the “All in the Family” reboot.

  50. Jennifer Lopez Short Shorts Midriff
    Facebook Me
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    She and could be a stunt ass for Kim Kardsahian and vice versa.

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