Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where Dennis Rodman sports his Amazing Technicolor I Just Fell Off The Wagon And Into a Transexual Hooker’s Pile Of Coke Dreamcoat, and Gerard Depardieu battles Jon Voight to see who can literally murder a man with his eyes. (Hint: It’s the one who distracts him with sudden spray of urine.) Also, does it count as being a serial killer if your wardrobe drives the women you’ve slept with to kill themselves?
Asking the hard questions,
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