The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.19.13

August 19th, 2013 // 482 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed and it’s another large collection thanks to a weekend full of content I didn’t get around to sifting through because going back to Home Depot four times was way more fun. On that note, if anyone ever tells you that renovating a bathroom is easily a DIY job, you have my permission to punch their face right in the dick. Anyway, today’s gallery includes Josh Duhamel thinking, “Alright, which one of you assholes just asked if this would stain her penis blue?”, Nabilla Benattia and the highway I never knew existed between her clearly all-natural breasts, Heidi Klum still dominating social media (yes, nudity), Tony Parker who apparently paid for the Simon Cowell package on this trip, and our most pimpinest president, Bill Clinton just now hearing The Hamptons is getting its first Hooters.

When you take down a wall you thought wasn’t load bearing and the ceiling sags, that’s no biggie, right? It’s fine, we’re going to be fine here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sharni Vinson Skinny Bikini
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    My first thought was to ask: Who is this?
    My second thought was to ask: What is this?

  2. Enrique Iglesias Blowjob Face Starlite Festival
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    Her tits have decided they hate each other and need to be as far away from the other as possible.

  3. Lady Gaga Cleavage Legs Assymetrical Dress ABC Studios
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    She is truly a vision in what.

  4. Josh Duhamel Blue Paint On Palm Valspar Habitat For Humanity Celebrity Handprint Auction
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    If you pay even a dime for some celebrity’s handprint, you should be beaten to death with a sack full of pennies.

  5. Gabrielle Reece Bikini
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    Still very hot…

  6. Jon Voight Behind Wheel Road Rage
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    “Arg — it’s a black president!”

  7. Coco Butt Comic Print Stretch Pants Instagram
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    Wow, Marvel and DC comics entire library on a single piece of cloth.

  8. Snooki Jionni Lavalle JWoww Roger Matthews Wearing Cowboy Hats Dude Ranch
    EricLR
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    I’ve been to a Dude Ranch. Never been a a Douche Ranch before, though.

  9. Hilaria Baldwin Huge Pregnant Cleavage See Through Shirt Alec Baldwin Angry
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    They both look a little pregnant.

  10. Sharni Vinson Skinny Bikini
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    Even Karen Carpenter said ‘have a sandwich’.

  11. Heidi Klum Naked Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Sand in your crotch can’t be made erotic by b&w photo effects.
    Nice try though. Nice try indeed.

  12. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    Her tits have decided they hate each other and need to be as far away from the other as possible.

  13. Robert Pattinson Shares Backseat With Dude
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    Fact: Those two are about to have sex with each other.

  14. Danielle Harris Lingerie Midsummer Lingerie Carnival Palms Pool Palms Casino Resort
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    I don’t know what this is all about, but I generally approve of anything that involves women in their underwear or less.

  15. Jon Voight Behind Wheel Road Rage
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    How big is Chateau Marmont? Is everyone who has ever been, or ever will be, partially famous for a few minutes, just there? Is it like The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

    • Voight has been going to the CM since the early 60′s when he arrived in Hollywood. I imagine he’s banged 10′s in all 65 rooms over the past 50 years.

  16. Sharni Vinson Skinny Bikini
    Cuddles
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    She could take that top off and no one would notice.

  17. Tony Parker Checking Out Chicks Ass On Jetski
    Cock Dr
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    Black men WILL get into the water if the proper incentive is there.
    *ducks*

  18. Gabrielle Reece Bikini
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    Hot and obedient.

  19. Coco Butt Comic Print Stretch Pants Instagram
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    Does anyone apart from Ice T find this woman attractive?

    • I do, MacroPunch. Coco is too much of everything and I like that. Sometimes it’s fun to just gorge and Coco can deliver just that.

      • Pickle Nose

        I am Pickle Nose, and I approve of this message.

        Coco is a cartoon version of a woman, like Jessica Rabbit, and I am on board with that. Do I want to marry her? No. But do I want to motorboat her big ol’ fakers? Yes.

    • I sure as hell do. She’s fucking sexy.

  20. Terrence Howard Singleish Hat Scarf
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    Always on the lookout for another woman to beat up.

  21. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    I take back what I said last week about her having nice naturals

  22. Mischa Barton With Lindsay Lohan Former Personal Assistant Gavin Doyle
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    Is this a gay Jimmy Fallon?

    Hang on, that’s a double negative.

  23. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    Wonky.

  24. Jon Voight Behind Wheel Road Rage
    farrellthib
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    is he in his lebaron?

  25. Christopher Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver Team Maria Benefit For Best Buddies
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    Looks like Magic Johnson and Arnie were banging the same mistress…

  26. Robert Pattinson Shares Backseat With Dude
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    “C’mon”

    “Oh, OK, what movie did you say you were a producer of?”

    “Does it matter? Your acting sucks..(head goes down)”

  27. David Arquette With Girlfriend
    farrellthib
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    that is joe francis ex fiance. just so you guys know what level david has sunken to

  28. Jonah Hill True Story Set
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    “True Story?” I thought this was an audition for “Toy Story!” Can I still be the Grimace?

  29. Enrique Iglesias Blowjob Face Starlite Festival
    Echo5
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    Ernest Takes DP

  30. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Bobby Brown 8th Annual Kandyland
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    Buying the same shade of Loreal Paris doesn’t make you twins.

  31. Earvin Johnson III Red Vest Sparkly Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    Jesus, can you imagine the bowel movements that come out of this thing?

  32. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
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    Why is she taking pics with a phone from 2007?

  33. Sharni Vinson Skinny Bikini
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    Just think, the camera even adds ten pounds! Yikes.

  34. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
    Echo5
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    Someone get this woman a dictionary. She seems to have misunderstood the term ‘sideboob’

  35. Jon Voight Behind Wheel Road Rage
    donkeylicks
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    Alright, which one of you little pricks asked if I’d bang my own daughter!?!?!… The answer is yes.

  36. Jimmi Simpson 3rd Annual 18 For 18 Celebrity Skydive & Awareness Campaign
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    Which one is the celebrity?

  37. Christopher Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver Team Maria Benefit For Best Buddies
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    Is he the maid’s special son?

  38. Omarosa Manigault Butt Tight Pants
    Echo5
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    And?

  39. Snooki Jionni Lavalle JWoww Roger Matthews Wearing Cowboy Hats Dude Ranch
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    The perfect marketing opportunity for the “I’m with Stupid” T-shirt company.

  40. Danielle Harris Lingerie Midsummer Lingerie Carnival Palms Pool Palms Casino Resort
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    Midsummer Lingerie Carnival? I’m hoping this one catches on. Halloween and Mardi Gras are little subdued up here where it’s FREEZING.

  41. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs
    Cock Dr
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    No Starbucks until her minder gets confirmation from the pilates instructor that Ms Spears participated fully and did not sneak down to the vending machines.

  42. Bill Clinton 65th Annual Artist Vs Writers Charity Softball Game
    broduhjenner
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    the national enquirer is going to have a field day with this photo. i can see it now, “bill clinton his final days.”

  43. Jonah Hill True Story Set
    Kel
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    Somewhere in the world, Martin Scorsese is looking at this photo and gently whispering to himself.. ” so awesome.”

  44. Hilaria Baldwin Huge Pregnant Cleavage See Through Shirt Alec Baldwin Angry
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    Apparently his pockets make him so angry he refuses to use them.

  45. Heidi Klum Naked Instagram
    broduhjenner
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    is this supposed to be a secret message to seal? the photo being in black and white and all.

  46. Shaquille ONeal Choking A Guy Pool Party At Azure At The Palazzo Resort and Casino
    donkeylicks
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    “This fucker just asked me why I would wear a shirt with my own picture on it”

  47. Terrence Howard Singleish Hat Scarf
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    Shall remain single-ish as long as you dress like shit.

  48. Danielle Harris Lingerie Midsummer Lingerie Carnival Palms Pool Palms Casino Resort
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    Sometimes I miss living in Las Vegas.

  49. Melanie Chisholm Muscular Legs Minidress GAY Nightclub
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    That is one manly forearm. Damn!

  50. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs
    broduhjenner
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    i never thought i would say this, but she actually looks worse than steven tyler.

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