The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.19.13

August 19th, 2013 // 482 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed and it’s another large collection thanks to a weekend full of content I didn’t get around to sifting through because going back to Home Depot four times was way more fun. On that note, if anyone ever tells you that renovating a bathroom is easily a DIY job, you have my permission to punch their face right in the dick. Anyway, today’s gallery includes Josh Duhamel thinking, “Alright, which one of you assholes just asked if this would stain her penis blue?”, Nabilla Benattia and the highway I never knew existed between her clearly all-natural breasts, Heidi Klum still dominating social media (yes, nudity), Tony Parker who apparently paid for the Simon Cowell package on this trip, and our most pimpinest president, Bill Clinton just now hearing The Hamptons is getting its first Hooters.

When you take down a wall you thought wasn’t load bearing and the ceiling sags, that’s no biggie, right? It’s fine, we’re going to be fine here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bill Clinton 65th Annual Artist Vs Writers Charity Softball Game
    EricLR
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    Look, just get me the number of anyone not wearing a pantsuit.

  2. Jonah Hill True Story Set
    EricLR
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    A serious actor needs a serious boom mike.

  3. Louis Gossett Jr Wearing Robe And Large Gold Chains 2nd Annual Compound Foundation Fostering A Legacy Benefit
    Frank Burns
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    “Tom, John, I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Travolta-Cruise. Xenu be blessed.”

  4. Louis Gossett Jr Wearing Robe And Large Gold Chains 2nd Annual Compound Foundation Fostering A Legacy Benefit
    EricLR
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    The number of words in a charity’s name is inversely proportional to the chance that they are actually doing anything charitable.

  5. Louis Gossett Jr Wearing Robe And Large Gold Chains 2nd Annual Compound Foundation Fostering A Legacy Benefit
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    Chappy Sinclair!

  6. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Bobby Brown 8th Annual Kandyland
    Cock Dr
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    You think that the life of a Beverly Hills bimbo is all manicures and shopping?
    No, there’s a measure of pain and degradation in every job.

  7. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs
    EricLR
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    The lights are on, but only the meds are home.

  8. Snoop Lion Getting Massage First Annual Celebrity Flag Football Game
    Smapdi
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    The trainer is using ganja-robics to force the weedy air from Snoop’s lungs back up into his skull.

  9. Robert Pattinson Shares Backseat With Dude
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    Guy on the left has a major case of the gay eyes for sparkle dick.

  10. Josh Duhamel Blue Paint On Palm Valspar Habitat For Humanity Celebrity Handprint Auction
    Tiggles
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    What man could resist grabbing Smurfette’s backside, given the chance?

  11. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Bobby Brown 8th Annual Kandyland
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    Hey, if he wants herpes, that’s his prerogative.

  12. David Arquette With Girlfriend
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    HAAA HAAA HAAA…..

    I get to fuck this chick because I’m RICH!

  13. Bill Clinton 65th Annual Artist Vs Writers Charity Softball Game
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    I am guessing he’s claiming the ‘artist’ title, given all the painting he did on Monica’s face.

  14. Robert Pattinson Shares Backseat With Dude
    Frank Burns
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    “Gosh Rob, I thought you liked going home with someone with tiny breasts and a flat ass.”

  15. Mischa Barton With Lindsay Lohan Former Personal Assistant Gavin Doyle
    EricLR
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    Welcome back to the top of my dead pool, Mischa.

  16. Jared Leto Michael Jackson Impersonator 30 Seconds To Mars Music Video
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    “HEE HEE!

    JAMONE!

    That guy is WEEEEEIIIIRD!!!”

  17. Sharni Vinson Skinny Bikini
    EricLR
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    No 30-year-old should look like that.

  18. Josh Duhamel Blue Paint On Palm Valspar Habitat For Humanity Celebrity Handprint Auction
    EricLR
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    Somewhere, there is a very happy member of the Blue Man Group.

  19. Melanie Chisholm Muscular Legs Minidress GAY Nightclub
    Smapdi
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    “Hey guys, I’m up here on stage? Why aren’t you looking at me . . . check out my tight dress and legs! That’s it, I’m never coming back here again! What’s the name of this place anyway?”

  20. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Bobby Brown 8th Annual Kandyland
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    They misspelled nightmares…

  21. Christopher Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver Team Maria Benefit For Best Buddies
    EricLR
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    Arnold had a son with Jonah Hill?

  22. Lady Gaga Cleavage Legs Assymetrical Dress ABC Studios
    JC
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    Once you see her face relatively unadorned, you start to understand why she usually glues T-bones and glitter all over it.

  23. Heidi Klum Naked Instagram
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    Not pictured : 1991 timestamp

  24. Snooki Jionni Lavalle JWoww Roger Matthews Wearing Cowboy Hats Dude Ranch
    Tiggles
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    If the back of his t-shirt says ‘Dumbass’ there must be a truth in labeling law now.

  25. Bill Clinton 65th Annual Artist Vs Writers Charity Softball Game
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    “Awwww skippy. I see a chubby girl with low self-esteem and daddy issues…
    Come to uncle Willy…”

  26. Sharni Vinson Skinny Bikini
    The Dude
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    Uhhhh.

  27. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    Looks like Dr. Nick has made the logical move into plastic surgery.

    • The thing I don’t get is why would she wear THIS dress? She has a mirror right? So she can see what we see…a dress that highlights her funhouse size implants and makes her look desperate.

  28. Lady Gaga Cleavage Legs Assymetrical Dress ABC Studios
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    maybe we’ll get luck and she’ll fall and stab herself on her dress.

  29. Jon Voight Behind Wheel Road Rage
    EricLR
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    I’m looking for a new actress daughter I can berate. I figured the Chateau Marmont would be a great place to start.

  30. Louis Gossett Jr Wearing Robe And Large Gold Chains 2nd Annual Compound Foundation Fostering A Legacy Benefit
    JC
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    Admiral Ackbar is lookin’ pretty pimp.

  31. Tony Parker Checking Out Chicks Ass On Jetski
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    Subtle. Reaaaal sublte, dude.

  32. Earvin Johnson III Red Vest Sparkly Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    The Dude
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    Kim Kardashian finally made an appearance outside the Kompound??

  33. Jonah Hill True Story Set
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    He thought that was a giant snickers bar. True story.

  34. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
    JC
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    Don’t be so mean. She clearly has heart problems, so she had her foobs installed in such a way that the surgeons could crack open her sternum without any risk of puncturing them.

  35. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    I have no idea what this is, but I have the urge to put a quarter in it.

  36. Hilaria Baldwin Huge Pregnant Cleavage See Through Shirt Alec Baldwin Angry
    EricLR
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    He has to carry multiple cellphones now so he always has a backup when he throws one at a wall or a paparazzo’s head.

  37. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Bobby Brown 8th Annual Kandyland
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    The tits are almost enough to distract me from the STDs.

  38. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    YadaYada
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    Perfection. Photoshopped, no doubt. But still …

  39. Robert Pattinson Shares Backseat With Dude
    EricLR
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    I thought only women were supposed to have the gay best friend.

  40. Heidi Klum Naked Instagram
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    Sorry, Heidi, this does not make up for World War 2. But don’t stop trying.

  41. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Bobby Brown 8th Annual Kandyland
    evilstamos
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    “They’re my perogitutes!”

  42. Mischa Barton With Lindsay Lohan Former Personal Assistant Gavin Doyle
    JC
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    “I told you lilac! Why did you think a fucking purple pine tree would smell like lilac? DO YOU SMELL LILAC, ASSHOLE?!?”

  43. Enrique Iglesias Blowjob Face Starlite Festival
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    This guy is still alive?

  44. Sharni Vinson Skinny Bikini
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    And in her left hand is her meal for the day.

  45. Sharni Vinson Skinny Bikini
    JC
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    Her insides are made of spaghetti squash.

  46. Snoop Lion Getting Massage First Annual Celebrity Flag Football Game
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    I am pretty sure his farts can get Willie Nelson high.

  47. David Arquette With Girlfriend
    EricLR
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    Looks like his GF is so over hearing stories about the Scream movies.

  48. Terrence Howard Singleish Hat Scarf
    EricLR
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    How does this guy always look like a pimp, even in jeans?

  49. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    “I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Plastics.”

  50. Heidi Klum Naked Instagram
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    Well, you can’t expect your swimsuit to stay ON after you have towed a damaged ocean liner to shore with your teeth,

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