The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.15.11

August 15th, 2011 // 651 Comments

Wait, something’s not right… Is that Pete Ross back there? How’d he get in this movie?

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the guy Jennifer Aniston has sex with (Captain Accessories, I shall call him.), Chaz Bono seeing if post-op transsexual can get away with saying “Nigga, please” and Gerard Butler continuing to angrily die before our very eyes. “You said I ‘ad another bloody year, Satan!” is probably something that was spit-said.

In posts like this, there’s always a black guy saying it all at the end with his eyes,

- The Superficial

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  1. The Situation High Kick
    Karen
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    “Right here. This is where Snooki lives.”

  2. Alexander Skarsgard
    Richard McBeef
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    Point on the doll to show where he made you touch him.

  3. Tia Mowry
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    I wish more people had this reaction after taking a lip-pursing, mirror-looking, eye-winking Myspace picture.

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Hey Skaaas-Gaaahd! Look vat I gaht!”

  5. Warwick Davis
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    Is it just me, or do half of today’s “Crap We Missed” pics look photoshopped?

  6. Phoebe Price Bikini
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    Well and here I thought a freckled ghost on the beach would involved Lohan… I was wrong…so very very wrong…

  7. The Situation High Kick
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    In before 325 Weston Cage “move” captions.

  8. Chaz Bono
    Deacon Jones
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    Am I allowed to punch her in the face now?

  9. Sauna Sand Bike Ride
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    Question: Why aren’t we outfitting our soldiers’s armor with whatever that bike seat is made of??

  10. Julia Stiles Tight Dress Butt
    plantain
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    damn!

  11. Morgan Freeman
    Richard McBeef
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    Yes, Morgan, that IS where the white wimmens at.

  12. Jake Gyllenhaal
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    “Stop it you guyzzzz… I do NOT look that great in a white T… Just stop it…”

  13. Chaz Bono
    Coyote
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    Look at my Chin, I have whiskers, I am a real Boy now

  14. Kim Kardashian Strech Pants Butt
    kec232
    Commented on this photo:

    Human Centipede?

  15. Kim Kardashian Strech Pants Butt
    MisterSuccint
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    No mistaking her for Melissa Molinaro from this angle.

  16. Jonah Hill Skinny
    Deacon Jones
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    Seriously, this is just fucking ridiculous at this point…

  17. Julia Stiles Tight Dress Butt
    Coyote
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    This might be the Best she has ever looked

  18. Alexander Skarsgard
    Kelce
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    This is getting pretty creepy but I’d still have creep-o sex with him.

  19. Phoebe Price Bikini
    Richard McBeef
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    cave. bitch.

  20. Chaz Bono
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    And I’ve a cat at home answers to ‘Rover’

  21. Gerard Butler
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    Seriously, did he bang Courtney Love? Tila Tequila? Someone should look into this…

  22. Tia Mowry
    MisterSuccint
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    Objects in mirror may be uglier than you expected.

  23. Kim Kardashian Strech Pants Butt
    eeo
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    whats up with her hair :(

  24. Tyra Banks Do Something Awards 2011
    rough
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    I’m boycotting all awards until they have one for breathing.

  25. Warwick Davis
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey Warwick (points at legs), there’s an app for that.

  26. Alexander Skarsgard
    PoorMaryKelly
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    Not much left to the imagination as to “What Maisie Knows”.

  27. Rihanna No Make Up
    eeo
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    wow she actually looks cute here.

  28. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    That party is hoppin’! Aubrey O’Day with her fake titties, an Asian girl contemplating suicide, a dude watching ESPN, and a busted-ass Jessica Rabbit. All in one room!

  29. Frank Burns

    Okay, its a guy in a shirt, and there ‘s a kid. Now what?

  30. Jonah Hill Skinny
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    It’s as if they perfected body transplants…

  31. Blake Lively Nipples
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    She’s. About. To. Hoooarrkkkk.

  32. Chaz Bono
    MisterSuccint
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    Where are the two strippers from last week?

  33. Kim Kardashian Strech Pants Butt
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    You don’t want to be standing behind her when that thing pops.

  34. Rose McGowan Cleavage Do Something Awards
    Richard McBeef
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    It’s called the “Do Something Awards” not the “Had Something Done Awards.”

  35. Gerard Butler
    rough
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    The make up for 28 days later’ looking great.

  36. The Situation High Kick
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    Well, the Rockettes are officially terrible now.

  37. Tia Mowry
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    That’s so Raven.

  38. The Situation High Kick
    Commented on this photo:

    The Gay Rockettes called, and were happy to receive your application.

  39. Jonah Hill Skinny
    eeo
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    He lost too much :( dont like it.

  40. Kim Kardashian Strech Pants Butt
    Senor Trout
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    Why is she pointing at it? Not like anyone can miss it.

  41. Rihanna No Make Up
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    Yep. Vacation is over. Time to wear clothes again.

  42. The Situation High Kick
    Problem?
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    I’d like to do that. Right in between his legs.

  43. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    PoorMaryKelly
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    Now there’s a good movie title ” Sharon Tate’s Ghost Gets a Boob Job”.

  44. Chaz Bono
    Cracker
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    jesus tap dancing christ. wtf is this all about? You seriously wanted to be THIS guy?

    Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!) How many retards’ll listen to me

  45. Chaz Bono
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    So, did they just glue a hot dog on to her public bone and glue the pubes to her chin? What the hell?

  46. Gary Oldman
    rough
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    Garry should’ve been cast as a villain.

  47. Morgan Freeman
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    I think Morgan just summed up the facial reaction to the previous pic for all men…

  48. Tia Mowry
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    Mirror mirror in my hand, who’s the fugliest in TV land?

  49. Phoebe Price Bikini
    YOYO
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    Is she spreading her butt cheeks?

  50. The Situation High Kick
    Richard McBeef
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    Careful, there. Don’t want to tear your vagina before the big night.

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