Wait, something’s not right… Is that Pete Ross back there? How’d he get in this movie?
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the guy Jennifer Aniston has sex with (Captain Accessories, I shall call him.), Chaz Bono seeing if post-op transsexual can get away with saying “Nigga, please” and Gerard Butler continuing to angrily die before our very eyes. “You said I ‘ad another bloody year, Satan!” is probably something that was spit-said.
In posts like this, there’s always a black guy saying it all at the end with his eyes,
- The Superficial
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“Right here. This is where Snooki lives.”
Point on the doll to show where he made you touch him.
Slam dunk! This made me snort in an evil way.
I wish more people had this reaction after taking a lip-pursing, mirror-looking, eye-winking Myspace picture.
“Hey Skaaas-Gaaahd! Look vat I gaht!”
+1
Nice
winnah!
nice!
Tip-top, old boy.
ROFLMAO
We have a winner!
Is it just me, or do half of today’s “Crap We Missed” pics look photoshopped?
Well and here I thought a freckled ghost on the beach would involved Lohan… I was wrong…so very very wrong…
In before 325 Weston Cage “move” captions.
Haha.Exactly!
Am I allowed to punch her in the face now?
Him. And no, not unless you have legal recourse to do so. Same as everyone else.
You think it would make a difference? Hachi machi!
so she went from a fat ugly ass dike to a fat sloppy dude, i dont get it
Question: Why aren’t we outfitting our soldiers’s armor with whatever that bike seat is made of??
+100
damn!
Yes, Morgan, that IS where the white wimmens at.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH……………….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
“Stop it you guyzzzz… I do NOT look that great in a white T… Just stop it…”
Look at my Chin, I have whiskers, I am a real Boy now
Why can’t I post on this photo???????
Chaz Bono is apparently now exiting the pupal stage of his metamorphosis, as his new face can be seen breaking through the chrysalis.
Through the miracle of nature, the transformation is complete and he emerges from the hideous blob that he was to become a…
Okay… NOW I’m getting pissed
s
lightly less hideous blob.
Sorry… TOTALLY not worth the headache, I know… but it’s the principle involved!!
Human Centipede?
Mr. Insane Doctor could never spread her asscheeks wide enough to attach a mouth there
No mistaking her for Melissa Molinaro from this angle.
Seriously, this is just fucking ridiculous at this point…
This might be the Best she has ever looked
This is getting pretty creepy but I’d still have creep-o sex with him.
wooooord.
Word, word.
cave. bitch.
And I’ve a cat at home answers to ‘Rover’
Seriously, did he bang Courtney Love? Tila Tequila? Someone should look into this…
Objects in mirror may be uglier than you expected.
whats up with her hair :(
That’s what happens when the hair “guy” doesn’t come
LOL!
I’m boycotting all awards until they have one for breathing.
Hey Warwick (points at legs), there’s an app for that.
Not much left to the imagination as to “What Maisie Knows”.
wow she actually looks cute here.
I agree, she looks young and fresh and far more natural
Agreed. She should try to look like this more often.
That party is hoppin’! Aubrey O’Day with her fake titties, an Asian girl contemplating suicide, a dude watching ESPN, and a busted-ass Jessica Rabbit. All in one room!
made me laugh. thanks.
lol
However, I am pretty sure that is Lady GaGa in the back.
Okay, its a guy in a shirt, and there ‘s a kid. Now what?
You left out millions of women having one simultaneous orgasm after another.
It’s as if they perfected body transplants…
lol
haha
She’s. About. To. Hoooarrkkkk.
Where are the two strippers from last week?
You don’t want to be standing behind her when that thing pops.
Speak for yourself.
i would love to beat that ass up
It’s called the “Do Something Awards” not the “Had Something Done Awards.”
… nor the “Did Something Awards”.
Nor is it the “Did Someone Awards”.
or the “never really was” awards
And the “never will” awards
Or the “Do me Awards”
The make up for 28 days later’ looking great.
Well, the Rockettes are officially terrible now.
That’s so Raven.
Sister Sister
Does it really matter?
The Gay Rockettes called, and were happy to receive your application.
He lost too much :( dont like it.
Why is she pointing at it? Not like anyone can miss it.
Yep. Vacation is over. Time to wear clothes again.
I’d like to do that. Right in between his legs.
I’m with you on that.
Now there’s a good movie title ” Sharon Tate’s Ghost Gets a Boob Job”.
jesus tap dancing christ. wtf is this all about? You seriously wanted to be THIS guy?
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!) How many retards’ll listen to me
So, did they just glue a hot dog on to her public bone and glue the pubes to her chin? What the hell?
I doubt it cuz she would have eaten her own dick.
LMAO!
Garry should’ve been cast as a villain.
I think Morgan just summed up the facial reaction to the previous pic for all men…
Mirror mirror in my hand, who’s the fugliest in TV land?
Is she spreading her butt cheeks?
New goatse pictures don’t grow on trees.
I figure its constipation or she is presenting.
Careful, there. Don’t want to tear your vagina before the big night.