The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.1.11

“I do this once a day to remember Ben- my eyes!”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Julianne Hough proving her breasts are irresistible, even to herself, which means Ryan Seacrest was acting on nothing but pure magnetism, making it a miracle he didn’t jump up and down flapping his arms. Jessica Alba looking 12 months pregnant at the premiere of her new movie Spy Kids 4 and somehow not crying and Criss Angel demonstrating he’s an attentive lover by walking on the beach next to his girlfriend with giant, noise-canceling headphones on. He truly is a great sorcerer…

I’ll have what Jenny McCarthy’s kid is having,

- The Superficial

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