“I do this once a day to remember Ben- my eyes!”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Julianne Hough proving her breasts are irresistible, even to herself, which means Ryan Seacrest was acting on nothing but pure magnetism, making it a miracle he didn’t jump up and down flapping his arms. Jessica Alba looking 12 months pregnant at the premiere of her new movie Spy Kids 4 and somehow not crying and Criss Angel demonstrating he’s an attentive lover by walking on the beach next to his girlfriend with giant, noise-canceling headphones on. He truly is a great sorcerer…
I’ll have what Jenny McCarthy‘s kid is having,
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i bet her tits tastes like cheetoes
Who takes their retarded kid to a lingerie basketball game?Oh, and jen…SHUT THE FUCK UP about autism. Were tired of hearing it.
Funny, I would think you would be more sensitive, considering you are obviously also retarded
P.S….The most AWESOME mom in the world, that’s who
She should shut up….she knows nothing about the medical field. Celebrities think they are experts at just about everything.
Her son is autistic, NOT retarded. If, on the off chance YOU are ever allowed to procreate, you might want to offer a prayer or two that your child isn’t affllicted with some sort of physical, mental, emotional, or learning disability.
Jenny shows a lot of class taking her little guy out and about, you inbred, slack-jawed, mouth-breathing moron.
yeah…it shows a LOT of class taking a child to see women playing basketball in lingerie. where the fuck are you from? miley cyrus’ home town?
@ mrs wrong
yea, awesome mom…promoting an ignorant view on vaccines. AWESOME!! Thats what we need in the US..more retards. Were already run by them.
@ vitobonespur
ever been around them?
autistic=retard
parents of autistic children=retard x 1000
celebrity taking their retard kid to a lingerie basketball game= typical (this is some billy ray/ miley shit right here. momma takes corky to see tits.)
now stfu and get back to your padded room pedocockspur
this bitch needs to die, along with her evil spawn
Seriously. What the hell is the deal with the headband? Is this similar to Brett Michaels and the bandanas?
No way he’s totally Keith Richards this week.
It’s hiding the hair transplant.
still fuckable
Hepatitis = hepa-tighter.
Congrats to the guy macing the biggest asshole in Hollywood.
a perfect woman, dam shes fine.
I wonder how fine she’d look with her natural boobs, normal lips, and actual hair color?
I got $50 says she’d look better than this walking pile of cliche.
Whoever did Michael Jackson’s autopsy said he would have looked similar to George Jefferson if he never had surgery and wigs. You never know what was going on before all the surgery, hair weaves,teeth fixed. She might have resembled Chaz Bono.
+1
You mean that’s NOT Chaz Bono?
She used to be the hottest Playboy chick ever, but after all the whoring and surgeries she is not anymore
I don’t know about “whoring” (geez, a bit judgmental, aren’t we?), but the surgeries have definitely turned a beautiful woman into a bag lady wannabee.
And now that I’ve finished typing that, I’ve gotten pissed. Who in the bloody-fuck are you to makes judgments about other people’s lifestyles? At least she’s getting into a nice-looking automobile to go out and about instead of sitting in her room in dirty underwear, needing a shower, and reading a gossip blog while picking her nose and flicking the boogers.
One more thing…go brush your fucking teeth!
Bud Bundy all growed up…
See how stupid tattoos look when you get older kiddos? Now step away from the tattoo gun and put down that kat von d blow up doll.
If a product of Harvard can’t figure out how to use spray deodorant, then our public schools have no chance.
nope he’s still alive for me
Colcci: For when you absolutely, positively want to look like an assmunch.
Wolverine II: Taking Out The Children.
hahaha! winner!
last pic and caption is win
dont like plain looking bitchs, she ain’t no lady gaga
I can dig plain looking bitches that can buy my ass 1000x over. Don’t know about you…
Let’s be honest Alex, your ass doesn’t sell for all that much to start.
amen sister
Colin has been so successful in America that he can dress like a poor Irish kid!
Roids make me happy happy happy!
“Hey boy, you got my Pabst? Daddy needs barley pop!”
Presumably she is a regular cyclist?
TAKE THAT, slut!
Miranda Kerr and Snooki in the same shot… nice!
“No No…when I did the donkey shows I was much closer than this. Im fine with it, really.”
Looks like Hugh is about to leave the beech for the hospital. “She must have just slipped, Doctor . . .wait, there were paps there? Shit. I kicked her. I thought’d be cool. And it was.”
“Mr. Pacino, please, get in the car. We don’t have time for you to collect any more change.”
DOUCHE CHIIIIIIILLLLLLL!
can you guess what i ate, from the smell
Is it just me, or does he look like John Malkovich in this picture?
I was thinking Mark Wahlberg…
Is this the one with the beaner wife?
No Universal Studios in Miami
And they said The Boys From Brazil was fantasy.
Beat me to the comment.
i dont want to hit it
Really? Nobody? Fine.
BUKKAKE!
yes!
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
“No officer I have not seen that man. Am I free to go?”
that’s a big bag of heroin
Katy occasionally hands him a pouch and allows him a quick glimpse of his testicles, then back into the safe deposit box they go. Lucky guy.
more like a big bag of cum.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
Here’s Paz Vega looking up on her phone who Paz Vega is.
+1
As usual, two bigger dildoes posing in the background.
god, i wish they had been there in may, when i was there ):
It’s cool, kid. Don’t let the internets judge you. They’ve fapped to her more times than you ever will.
+90000
“GAH! This helps me forget Baggar Vance.”
I figured yogurt paid, but it looks like Jamie is working as a biker messenger these days.
You ruined my master piece. Or beat me to it…
Dude, seriously, if you have a stylist kill the stylist for making you look like an assmunch, then kill yourself for going along with it.
Well at least she’d not scowling… sort of.
I just took 4 of his lives.
“So, you really expect me to stick my whole arm up her?”
“Hm. Swastika Peppers has a much better ring to it.”
I was thinking the same thing. I mean, fuck, how much do you WANT to look like Hitler?
Directions from Neutrogena’s Fresh Cooling Body Mist Sunblock (which I have and which is what this looks like to me):
Hold can 4-6 inches away from body and apply liberally, spraying slowly and evenly until product is visible on skin. Do not spray into face.
Ah, well.
Right! That right there *is* six inches to a giant gaping douche…like when they claim they’re packing 8 but it’s reduced to ca raisin territory..
Wow.
Oh, Justin, I only touched it a little bit. Gawwwddd….weeeeeeeeee
“See him over there? I nailed him. See the guy behind him? I nailed him. See that other guy . . .”
stop with this woman
amen she looks like a fuckin reptile
much better
This dude looks at every camera with the same expression I look at fat girls.
“That’s right honey, Jim Carrey can talk out of his penis too!”
This chick is so damn ugly.