The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.1.11

August 1st, 2011 // 745 Comments

“I do this once a day to remember Ben- my eyes!”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Julianne Hough proving her breasts are irresistible, even to herself, which means Ryan Seacrest was acting on nothing but pure magnetism, making it a miracle he didn’t jump up and down flapping his arms. Jessica Alba looking 12 months pregnant at the premiere of her new movie Spy Kids 4 and somehow not crying and Criss Angel demonstrating he’s an attentive lover by walking on the beach next to his girlfriend with giant, noise-canceling headphones on. He truly is a great sorcerer…

I’ll have what Jenny McCarthy‘s kid is having,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jenny McCarthy
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    i bet her tits tastes like cheetoes

    • some stupid kid

      Who takes their retarded kid to a lingerie basketball game?Oh, and jen…SHUT THE FUCK UP about autism. Were tired of hearing it.

      • MrsWrong

        Funny, I would think you would be more sensitive, considering you are obviously also retarded
        P.S….The most AWESOME mom in the world, that’s who

      • She should shut up….she knows nothing about the medical field. Celebrities think they are experts at just about everything.

      • vitobonespur

        Her son is autistic, NOT retarded. If, on the off chance YOU are ever allowed to procreate, you might want to offer a prayer or two that your child isn’t affllicted with some sort of physical, mental, emotional, or learning disability.

        Jenny shows a lot of class taking her little guy out and about, you inbred, slack-jawed, mouth-breathing moron.

      • Noel

        yeah…it shows a LOT of class taking a child to see women playing basketball in lingerie. where the fuck are you from? miley cyrus’ home town?

      • some stupid kid

        @ mrs wrong
        yea, awesome mom…promoting an ignorant view on vaccines. AWESOME!! Thats what we need in the US..more retards. Were already run by them.

        @ vitobonespur

        ever been around them?

        autistic=retard
        parents of autistic children=retard x 1000
        celebrity taking their retard kid to a lingerie basketball game= typical (this is some billy ray/ miley shit right here. momma takes corky to see tits.)

        now stfu and get back to your padded room pedocockspur

  2. January Jones Pregnant
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    this bitch needs to die, along with her evil spawn

  3. Al Pacino Headband
    Derp
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously. What the hell is the deal with the headband? Is this similar to Brett Michaels and the bandanas?

  4. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    still fuckable

  5. Matt Damon Bald Sunscreen
    Stephanie Morris
    Commented on this photo:

    Congrats to the guy macing the biggest asshole in Hollywood.

  6. Victoria Silvstedt
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    a perfect woman, dam shes fine.

    • I wonder how fine she’d look with her natural boobs, normal lips, and actual hair color?

      I got $50 says she’d look better than this walking pile of cliche.

    • Arzach

      She used to be the hottest Playboy chick ever, but after all the whoring and surgeries she is not anymore

      • vitobonespur

        I don’t know about “whoring” (geez, a bit judgmental, aren’t we?), but the surgeries have definitely turned a beautiful woman into a bag lady wannabee.

        And now that I’ve finished typing that, I’ve gotten pissed. Who in the bloody-fuck are you to makes judgments about other people’s lifestyles? At least she’s getting into a nice-looking automobile to go out and about instead of sitting in her room in dirty underwear, needing a shower, and reading a gossip blog while picking her nose and flicking the boogers.

        One more thing…go brush your fucking teeth!

  7. Anthony Kiedis Shirtless
    fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Bud Bundy all growed up…

    • some stupid kid

      See how stupid tattoos look when you get older kiddos? Now step away from the tattoo gun and put down that kat von d blow up doll.

  8. Matt Damon Bald Sunscreen
    Commented on this photo:

    If a product of Harvard can’t figure out how to use spray deodorant, then our public schools have no chance.

  9. Hitler Kitten
    testertest
    Commented on this photo:

    nope he’s still alive for me

  10. Ashton Kutcher Colcci
    Commented on this photo:

    Colcci: For when you absolutely, positively want to look like an assmunch.

  11. Hugh Jackman Shirtless
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
    Commented on this photo:

    Wolverine II: Taking Out The Children.

  12. testertest

    last pic and caption is win

  13. Rashida Jones
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    dont like plain looking bitchs, she ain’t no lady gaga

  14. Colin Farrell
    Commented on this photo:

    Colin has been so successful in America that he can dress like a poor Irish kid!

  15. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Derp
    Commented on this photo:

    Roids make me happy happy happy!

  16. Anthony Kiedis Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey boy, you got my Pabst? Daddy needs barley pop!”

  17. Jamie Lee Curtis Helmet Bike
    fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Presumably she is a regular cyclist?

  18. Hugh Jackman Shirtless
    John McLame
    Commented on this photo:

    TAKE THAT, slut!

  19. Miranda Kerr
    CptCreep
    Commented on this photo:

    Miranda Kerr and Snooki in the same shot… nice!

    • some stupid kid

      “No No…when I did the donkey shows I was much closer than this. Im fine with it, really.”

  20. Hugh Jackman Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Hugh is about to leave the beech for the hospital. “She must have just slipped, Doctor . . .wait, there were paps there? Shit. I kicked her. I thought’d be cool. And it was.”

  21. Al Pacino Headband
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mr. Pacino, please, get in the car. We don’t have time for you to collect any more change.”

  22. Ashton Kutcher Colcci
    blanksy
    Commented on this photo:

    DOUCHE CHIIIIIIILLLLLLL!

  23. Britney Spears Lapdance
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    can you guess what i ate, from the smell

  24. Matt Damon Bald Sunscreen
    terd ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me, or does he look like John Malkovich in this picture?

  25. Selena Gomez Water Ride
    tatters
    Commented on this photo:

    No Universal Studios in Miami

  26. Anthony Kiedis Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    And they said The Boys From Brazil was fantasy.

  27. Kate Gosselin Sports Bra
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    i dont want to hit it

  28. Selena Gomez Water Ride
    Commented on this photo:

    Really? Nobody? Fine.

    BUKKAKE!

  29. Al Pacino Headband
    Commented on this photo:

    “No officer I have not seen that man. Am I free to go?”

  30. Russell Brand
    Stephanie Morris
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s a big bag of heroin

  31. Paz Vega Bikini
    Smivey
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s Paz Vega looking up on her phone who Paz Vega is.

  32. Ashton Kutcher Colcci
    Commented on this photo:

    As usual, two bigger dildoes posing in the background.

  33. Anthony Kiedis Shirtless
    laura
    Commented on this photo:

    god, i wish they had been there in may, when i was there ):

  34. Jenny McCarthy
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s cool, kid. Don’t let the internets judge you. They’ve fapped to her more times than you ever will.

  35. Matt Damon Bald Sunscreen
    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    “GAH! This helps me forget Baggar Vance.”

  36. Jamie Lee Curtis Helmet Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    I figured yogurt paid, but it looks like Jamie is working as a biker messenger these days.

  37. Noah Wyle
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, seriously, if you have a stylist kill the stylist for making you look like an assmunch, then kill yourself for going along with it.

  38. January Jones Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    Well at least she’d not scowling… sort of.

  39. Hitler Kitten
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
    Commented on this photo:

    I just took 4 of his lives.

  40. Miranda Kerr
    Commented on this photo:

    “So, you really expect me to stick my whole arm up her?”

  41. Anthony Kiedis Shirtless
    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hm. Swastika Peppers has a much better ring to it.”

  42. Matt Damon Bald Sunscreen
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Directions from Neutrogena’s Fresh Cooling Body Mist Sunblock (which I have and which is what this looks like to me):

    Hold can 4-6 inches away from body and apply liberally, spraying slowly and evenly until product is visible on skin. Do not spray into face.

    Ah, well.

    • prune smuggler

      Right! That right there *is* six inches to a giant gaping douche…like when they claim they’re packing 8 but it’s reduced to ca raisin territory..

  43. Ashton Kutcher Colcci
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow.

  44. Selena Gomez Water Ride
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, Justin, I only touched it a little bit. Gawwwddd….weeeeeeeeee

  45. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “See him over there? I nailed him. See the guy behind him? I nailed him. See that other guy . . .”

  46. Kate Gosselin Sports Bra
    BENWAW
    Commented on this photo:

    stop with this woman

  47. Paz Vega Bikini
    BENWAW
    Commented on this photo:

    much better

  48. Colin Farrell
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    This dude looks at every camera with the same expression I look at fat girls.

  49. Jenny McCarthy
    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s right honey, Jim Carrey can talk out of his penis too!”

  50. Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick is so damn ugly.

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