“Even Shia LaBeouf didn’t shit on our craft like this.” – Banksy
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, your weekend’s bounty of celebrity tomfoolery not worthy of Fish’s words. I’m not going to lie, today there’s a whole bunch of butt shots in here, for the candid behind is my prey, upon which I silently stalk from the wilderness of this couch cushion fort I make my mother call ‘The Office.’ (She cries herself to sleep most nights.) Anyway, amidst the ass parade, we’ve also got Dominic Cooper who is probably chewing through duct tape in the back of a windowless van right now, DMX who is probably going to jail again very soon, January Jones in that fat suit on Mad Men was Kristy Swanson this whole time, and finally, I guess Lady Gaga has noticed the press ignoring her lately so they got treated to a lens full of almost bare cheeks today.
I told you, straight-up booty bonanza,
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Misspelled Kirstie Alley.
Between her, Kim, and Coco they most take up a nice percentage of sales from Charmin. Imagine how much tissue paper they go through!
Is she doing the Kevin James “fix a wedgie” move?
“What? You tell me I look like a younger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon one mo time I’m gonna beatcho ass homey!”
“Tara Reid, I’ll see your silly putty stomach and raise you one rippling implant!”
It;s OK buddy.. Don’t be ashamed..We all know that mental cases rock in bed.. We get it
Malibu Scabie Water.. Get yer Malibu Scabie Water
Brigette Neilson
And all the girlys say Im pretty fly for a white guy
Never go full retard.
Totally thought that was Whitney Houston. Major double take and let down.
The guy in the background reminds me of the character “Donny” from Ted… Wondering how he can get his hands on his dream.
They leave in her flab, but they Photoshop out her cigarette. Classy.
LaToya Jackson is looking really good these days!
i love all these women getting all butt-hurt over this… they only wish they got attention like her LOL
jelly haters gon jelly hate
So steven tyler got a boob job?
I’ll give her some of my creme de la creme.
I wish I was that guy.
She’s actually in Trinidad which is an island in the West Indies. She was born there. So was I. I still live there too.
She’s fucking sexy as hell. I definitely would.
Nice side vag. I like them bald too.
That dude is obviously gay.
She’s sexy. I love her southern accent.
She hot and talented.
Still fucking hot.
how disturbing is it that i thought it was Renee Zellweger at first?!
What’s in your mullet?
I’m your dinkleberry.
wait she needs a bigger boat and lake but Pauly D is good to go? wtf?!
You mean I got pregnant for nothing and can’t transition to that Teen Mom series…I”m so Frakked!!