The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.9.12

July 9th, 2012 // 641 Comments

“Even Shia LaBeouf didn’t shit on our craft like this.” – Banksy

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, your weekend’s bounty of celebrity tomfoolery not worthy of Fish’s words. I’m not going to lie, today there’s a whole bunch of butt shots in here, for the candid behind is my prey, upon which I silently stalk from the wilderness of this couch cushion fort I make my mother call ‘The Office.’ (She cries herself to sleep most nights.) Anyway, amidst the ass parade, we’ve also got Dominic Cooper who is probably chewing through duct tape in the back of a windowless van right now, DMX who is probably going to jail again very soon, January Jones in that fat suit on Mad Men was Kristy Swanson this whole time, and finally, I guess Lady Gaga has noticed the press ignoring her lately so they got treated to a lens full of almost bare cheeks today.

I told you, straight-up booty bonanza,

- Photo Boy

Click Here to Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Kristen Johnston GMA
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Misspelled Kirstie Alley.

  2. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    Between her, Kim, and Coco they most take up a nice percentage of sales from Charmin. Imagine how much tissue paper they go through!

  3. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she doing the Kevin James “fix a wedgie” move?

  4. DMX
    Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    “What? You tell me I look like a younger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon one mo time I’m gonna beatcho ass homey!”

  5. Janice Dickinson Bikini Loose Skin Wrinkles
    Commented on this photo:

    “Tara Reid, I’ll see your silly putty stomach and raise you one rippling implant!”

  6. Paz De La Huerta Sweaty Tight Dress Boyfriend
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    It;s OK buddy.. Don’t be ashamed..We all know that mental cases rock in bed.. We get it

  7. Janice Dickinson Bikini Loose Skin Wrinkles
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Malibu Scabie Water.. Get yer Malibu Scabie Water

  8. Pink Cleavage The Today Show
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Brigette Neilson

  9. Tallulah Willis Lucas Vercetti
    KirstyJ
    Commented on this photo:

    And all the girlys say Im pretty fly for a white guy

  10. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
    Manny
    Commented on this photo:

    Never go full retard.

  11. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
    Commented on this photo:

    Totally thought that was Whitney Houston. Major double take and let down.

  12. Dominic Cooper Jean Jacket Sunglasses Stalker
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
    Commented on this photo:

    The guy in the background reminds me of the character “Donny” from Ted… Wondering how he can get his hands on his dream.

  13. Snooki Pregnant Belly Moving Out Last Day Jersey Shore
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
    Commented on this photo:

    They leave in her flab, but they Photoshop out her cigarette. Classy.

  14. LeAnn Rimes Tight Red Jeans Motorcycle Helmet
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
    Commented on this photo:

    LaToya Jackson is looking really good these days!

  15. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets
    9002
    Commented on this photo:

    i love all these women getting all butt-hurt over this… they only wish they got attention like her LOL

    jelly haters gon jelly hate

  16. Janice Dickinson Bikini Loose Skin Wrinkles
    evilgeniusnz
    Commented on this photo:

    So steven tyler got a boob job?

  17. LeAnn Rimes Tight Red Jeans Motorcycle Helmet
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll give her some of my creme de la creme.

  18. Paz De La Huerta Sweaty Tight Dress Boyfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish I was that guy.

  19. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s actually in Trinidad which is an island in the West Indies. She was born there. So was I. I still live there too.

    She’s fucking sexy as hell. I definitely would.

  20. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice side vag. I like them bald too.

  21. Tallulah Willis Lucas Vercetti
    Commented on this photo:

    That dude is obviously gay.

  22. Kyra Sedgwick
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s sexy. I love her southern accent.

  23. Maria Bello Tight Dress Ischia Global Fest Inauguration Photo Exhibition Tribute To Liz Taylor And Richard Young
    Commented on this photo:

    She hot and talented.

  24. Avril Lavigne Shaved Hair One Side
    Commented on this photo:

    Still fucking hot.

  25. Val Kilmer Sunglasses Hoodie
    fiona
    Commented on this photo:

    how disturbing is it that i thought it was Renee Zellweger at first?!

  26. Alec Baldwin
    Colonel Angus
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s in your mullet?

  27. Val Kilmer Sunglasses Hoodie
    Colonel Angus
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m your dinkleberry.

  28. Mellisa Joan Hart Pregnant Belly Twitter
    SocialComotion
    Commented on this photo:

    wait she needs a bigger boat and lake but Pauly D is good to go? wtf?!

  29. Snooki Pregnant Belly Moving Out Last Day Jersey Shore
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    You mean I got pregnant for nothing and can’t transition to that Teen Mom series…I”m so Frakked!!

Leave A Comment