The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.9.12

July 9th, 2012 // 641 Comments

“Even Shia LaBeouf didn’t shit on our craft like this.” – Banksy

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, your weekend’s bounty of celebrity tomfoolery not worthy of Fish’s words. I’m not going to lie, today there’s a whole bunch of butt shots in here, for the candid behind is my prey, upon which I silently stalk from the wilderness of this couch cushion fort I make my mother call ‘The Office.’ (She cries herself to sleep most nights.) Anyway, amidst the ass parade, we’ve also got Dominic Cooper who is probably chewing through duct tape in the back of a windowless van right now, DMX who is probably going to jail again very soon, January Jones in that fat suit on Mad Men was Kristy Swanson this whole time, and finally, I guess Lady Gaga has noticed the press ignoring her lately so they got treated to a lens full of almost bare cheeks today.

I told you, straight-up booty bonanza,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mellisa Joan Hart Pregnant Belly Twitter
    YAAR
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    We’re going to need a bigger boat.

  2. DMX
    kimmykimkim
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    That kid probably got shot.

  3. Rihanna Butt Tights
    kimmykimkim
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    Nice ass. Who cares who it’s attached to.

  4. Emma Roberts Butt Tight Jeans
    vgrly
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    Just don’t turn around.

  5. Aubrey O'Day Butt Bikini Bottom Mesh Skirt
    Can
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    No difference between her ass and her face. Cheeks are oversized and nothing but shit comes out of there.

    • digler

      Those oversized cheeks are a hell of a lot sexier than the boney boy asses you have in your spank bank.

      • Joaquin ingles

        Don’t know what either one of you are talking about. It looks flat as a sheet of paper to me.

  6. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
    Urbanspaceman
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    The carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

  7. Aubrey O'Day Butt Bikini Bottom Mesh Skirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    God, she’s blacker than Janet Jackson. Is she one of the O’ De Doo Da Days?

  8. Aubrey O'Day Butt Bikini Bottom Mesh Skirt
    cc
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    Funny, doesn’t look like a buffet table to me.

  9. Stephen Dorff Tara Reid
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    “Awwwwhhh I told you she blew a handle thinking it was the VIP section’s security!!!”

  10. Stephen Dorff Tara Reid
    cc
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    That’s fuckin’ right buddy, just like I said, the Higgs fucking Boson!

  11. Alec Baldwin
    Sven Golly
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    Whoa, I thought celebs only wore their hair like that for mug-shots.

  12. Dominic Cooper Jean Jacket Sunglasses Stalker
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    Is he starring in the George Michael biopic?

  13. Frank Burns

    R.I.P Ernest Borgnine, 1917-2012.

  14. Nikki Reed Upskirt Panty Flash Empire State Set
    vgrly
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    Her spanx are showing.

  15. Lisa Vanderpump Self Grope
    GLT
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    Nah. Too easy.

  16. Dominic Cooper Jean Jacket Sunglasses Stalker
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    Dominic… uhmmm … behind you, dude…

  17. Emma Roberts Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    She’s wearing clogs, fo sho.

  18. Dominic Cooper Jean Jacket Sunglasses Stalker
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How nice of that guy to wipe his chin after he finishes.

  19. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets
    kimmykimkim
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    Yes yes yes. I’d eat through those pantyhose to nibble on that ass. And I have a fabric in the mouth phobia but for her, I’d do it.

  20. Janice Dickinson Bikini Loose Skin Wrinkles
    vgrly
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    Omg her bags and the rippling. UGH….my eyes.

  21. Pauly D DJ Bloated Face Sweaty
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    “Guys, I know there’s been some malicious rumors going around… And I just want to clear things up: Snookie’s baby is not mine…”

  22. DMX
    cc
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    His fan-base is balding?

  23. Pauly D DJ Bloated Face Sweaty
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look at that greasy face. George Lopez demands a paternity test.

  24. Alec Baldwin
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    “I twa I twa a paparazzi…”

  25. Dominic Cooper Jean Jacket Sunglasses Stalker
    cc
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    Wake me up before you go-go

  26. Pauly D DJ Bloated Face Sweaty
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    “Yo Yo YO!”

    “Everybody having a good TIME?”

    “I can’t HEAR you!”

    Press Play

    And I’ve just “been a DJ”

    Thank you.

    • Bianca

      Ooh, that looks fun, let me try:

      “Check, check”

      “Kickin’ it on the 1′s and 2′s”

      “Single ladies, put yo hands up!”

      “Somebody ..anybody ..SCREEEEAM!!!”

      Now where’s my $10,000?

  27. Tallulah Willis Lucas Vercetti
    katelah
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    I always wondered what happened to the dude from EMF

  28. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets
    dontkillthemessenger
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    A hug after a $20 blowjob? That’s odd.

  29. Rihanna Butt Tights
    cc
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    I don’t like her but….she’s got ‘the diamond’.

  30. Val Kilmer Sunglasses Hoodie
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    Reasoning that he hasn’t had a good cavity search in a while, Val Kilmer decided to send out an open invitation…

  31. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets
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    The cabbie looks uncomfortable.

  32. LeAnn Rimes Tight Red Jeans Motorcycle Helmet
    your mom
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    Hahaha! There’s no creamy center here… just bones.

  33. Camila Morais Bikini
    vgrly
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    nice.

  34. DMX
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    Chick on the left want the dick…

  35. DMX
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “D! D, you fool! Do I LOOK like a bicycle?”

  36. LeAnn Rimes Tight Red Jeans Motorcycle Helmet
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    That’s the closest she’s come to cream in a while…

  37. Dominic Cooper Jean Jacket Sunglasses Stalker
    Hopalong
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    Wow, Andrew Ridgely really went to hell while George Michael looks fresh as can be. Must be all the dick.

  38. Stephen Dorff Tara Reid
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    “My buddy just IMDB’ed, and she WAS in the Big Lebowski. You BOTH owe me $100! HA!”

  39. Paz De La Huerta Sweaty Tight Dress Boyfriend
    Dick Hell
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    Sid & Nancy Redux.

  40. Snooki Pregnant Belly Moving Out Last Day Jersey Shore
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    Couldn’t fit her in there anymore huh?

  41. Nikki Reed Upskirt Panty Flash Empire State Set
    your mom
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    is that vomit??

  42. Emma Roberts Butt Tight Jeans
    yomama
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    Mom-Jean butt looks so hot on a 21-year-old. You rock’em gurl!

  43. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
    Commented on this photo:

    Brazil called, they sent this one back…

  44. Pauly D DJ Bloated Face Sweaty
    cc
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    No, no, dude, it was Spain OVER Italy 4-0

  45. Stephen Dorff Tara Reid
    someone
    Commented on this photo:

    perfect couple

  46. Val Kilmer Sunglasses Hoodie
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    I heard he just introduces himself as “Val Kill-me” with a sigh nowadays.

  47. Pauly D DJ Bloated Face Sweaty
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Pauly “Don’t ever look like me!”
    Pauly “Dipshit”
    Pauly “Douchbag”
    Pauly “Dumbass”

    Everybody join in

  48. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    catapostrophe
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    That smile says, “I’m about to eat fifteen pork chops.”

  49. Kristen Johnston GMA
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    Your move, Paula.

  50. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets
    cc
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    I’d have grabbed her ass. How could you not?

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