The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.16.12

July 16th, 2012 // 811 Comments

“Relax babe, McConaughey’s old man drove the Winnebago coast to coast like this.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely comprised of Comic-Con T&A and/or anyone who showed up in Captain Douche cosplay. Fortunately there was enough room to squeeze in Shauna Sand‘s nipple saying it all with its extremely uncalled for close proximity to her child’s face, Biz Markie, who’s apparently got what your kids need too, and sure, it seems like Mickey Rourke has some good friends, but will they be around to mold his face into a human expression when the cameras aren’t around? Only time will tell.

See if you can pin the tail on the theme of today’s Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nathan Fillion Comic Con
    EricLr
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    Dreaming of weights gone by.

  2. Paula Labaredas Butt Comic Con
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    Lovely Arse

  3. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan Speedboat Lake Como
    Cock Dr
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    He’s on Clooney’s lake, but he ain’t no Clooney.

  4. Kim Kardashian Bra
    Josh
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    MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  5. The Situation Backwards Hat 30th Birthday Party
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    30 year old dressing like a 12 year old

  6. Johnny Galecki Beard Ponytail Clove Cigarette Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    River Phoenix was the lucky brother, if you ask me.

  7. Jodie Marsh Cleavage
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    Derp face on the right

  8. Kendall Jenner Bikini Mason Disick Football
    Cock Dr
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    *gasp of horror*
    We need an emergency application of boardwalk fries, and a smoothie…RIGHT NOW.

  9. Christoph Waltz Beard Winking Comic Con
    guttboy
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    It’s the return of Grizzly Adams! About F’in time too!

  10. Milla Jovovich Michelle Rodriguez Comic Con
    EricLr
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    This is Milla Jovovich, reporting live from Comic-Con–where I’m dressed in mom jeans and standing next to a whore.

  11. Samuel L. Jackson Barefoot Sneakers Camera
    EricLr
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    Where’s Lamont?

  12. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan Speedboat Lake Como
    Johnny P!
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    I don’t get the whole Channing Tatum thing…
    He’s got a big flat face with two little beady eyes set too close together, a stupid name, and he’s a so-so actor with no real emotional depth.
    BUT, he obviously goes to the gym a lot, and doesn’t mind taking his clothes off onscreen, so I guess some 50+ year old gay producer in Hollywood saw him and thought: “SEX SYMBOL!!!”

    • DeucePickle

      I totally agree, I don’t get it.
      He just seems like kind of a dork.
      But then again, I’m a heterosexual male.

      • I suspect it’s a kind of male “big dumb sexy” version of a female “skinny dumb and sexy” thing.

        He doesn’t do it for me…mostly because he’s a dude. Trying to find deeper explanation for his attraction to others just seems a little gay.

      • Cock Dr

        The 2 words that immediately come to my mind when I see his photos are “doofus” and “lunkhead”.

      • kimmykimkim

        It IS the big dumb sexy doofus thing. Like, I’d probably bang this type of dude, but I’d never talk to him again. I wouldn’t let him spend the night. And I’d wouldn’t admit it to anybody either. This guy is only good for one thing – or two things: sex and helping you move.

        Wait…that would be awesome!

    • Scream his name in a Cold Water Creek on sales day and watch the hot flashes fly.

    • i’m a heterosexual female and even i don’t understand the appeal.

    • tlmck

      It’s all about who works cheap in Hollywood these days. The bean counters have the final say over producers, directors, etc…

  13. Olivia Munn Cleavage Comic Con
    EricLr
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    I don’t thing Jay Chandrasekhar appreciated just HOW sour that particular sweet-and-sour cocktail sauce would be.

  14. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan Speedboat Lake Como
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    Jenna: Doctor Tatum, when I do this, my arms hurt.

    Tatum: Don’t do that then! Thank you, thank you, we’ll be here all week ladies and gentlemen!

  15. Olivia Munn Cleavage Comic Con
    Whoopi
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    Guy from behind: “Eeeeww, she’s oozing out compressed shrimps!”

  16. Shauna Sand Nipple See Through Shirt Daughters Isabella Alexandra
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    They get to go on a holiday every time they threaten to look her up on Google

  17. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan Speedboat Lake Como
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    “What? Me worry?”

  18. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan Speedboat Lake Como
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    “Honey, don’t worry. I saw Tommy Lee do this in that sex tape…”

  19. Milla Jovovich Michelle Rodriguez Comic Con
    Alex
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    “So you bedazzled that yourself? Well I guess when your not making movies you have time for stuff like that.”

  20. Samuel L. Jackson Barefoot Sneakers Camera
    Johnny P!
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    I’d rather walk around barefoot (and do) even in the city than wear those fucking retarded ‘toe shoes’.

  21. Scott Disick
    Cate
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    Ahhh, yes. The perfect shade of Douchebaggery Lilac.

  22. Kendall Jenner Bikini Mason Disick Football
    JC
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    “Honey, can you carry the football? Your auntie’s arms can’t handle the weight.”

  23. Johnny Galecki Beard Ponytail Clove Cigarette Sunglasses
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    From nerd to douche in 3.5 seconds

  24. DJ Lance Rock Biz Markie Comic Con
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    There you go – I’d forgotten all about the Banana Splits

  25. Ian Somerhalder Comic Con
    vgrly
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    Did he injure his knee or is he starting a new trend? Also, can someone wipe off that perma-crooked smirk off of his face? It’s NOT attractive.

  26. Scott Disick
    Johnny P!
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    He’s lost a lot of weight.
    Guess the KKK (Kardshian Kunt Klan) claim the lion’s share of the food on the table…

  27. Shauna Sand Nipple See Through Shirt Daughters Isabella Alexandra
    EricLr
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    I guess if my dad was Lorenzo Lamas and my mom was one of his ditzy Playboy trophy wives, I’d be pretty depressed too.

  28. Samuel L. Jackson Barefoot Sneakers Camera
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    “I’ve had it with these motha fuckin’ gloves on my motha fuckin’ feet.”

  29. Milla Jovovich Michelle Rodriguez Comic Con
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    “And this is how she taught me to pee standing up…”

  30. Milla Jovovich Michelle Rodriguez Comic Con
    FanGirl
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    she cleans up nicely

  31. Phoebe Price Cleavage Comic-Con
    EricLr
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    She really has made the most of that timer function on her camera.

  32. Scott Disick
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    Is it sad that the Jared Leto look makes him look *less* feminine?

  33. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan Speedboat Lake Como
    wheeeeeeee
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought those love dolls sure have come a long way. nice investment!

  34. Scott Disick
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    He makes my fucking blood boil.

  35. Milla Jovovich Michelle Rodriguez Comic Con
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    “…and Michelle was queefing quite profusely just backstage. Show us how you did that, Michelle….”

  36. Olivia Munn Cleavage Comic Con
    Zee Brat
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    I love that it doesn’t even mention Jay Chandrasekhar.

  37. Fantasia Barrino Legs Fat Spanx
    Crissy
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    Oh jesusssss! When you thought this mess could not possibly get any worse, IT IS AGING!!!

  38. Hilary Duff Cleavage Mike Comrie Son Luca
    Johnny P!
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    They look like a suburban couple of lower-middle income shopping at Wal-Mart.
    Apparently having a baby has that effect on you.

  39. Laurence Fishburne
    EricLr
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    I’ve always heard that fame will really swell your head.

  40. Phoebe Price Cleavage Comic-Con
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    Trying too hard.

  41. Ian McKellan Comic Con
    Whoopi
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    He is juggling. You can’t see the ball bearings?

  42. Kim Kardashian Bra
    Crissy
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    Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  43. Shauna Sand Nipple See Through Shirt Daughters Isabella Alexandra
    Johnny P!
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    Oh, the world-weary ennui of having to wait a few more years until you’re of legal age to become a stripper or a porn actress.
    It must be crushing to those girls…

  44. Shauna Sand Nipple See Through Shirt Daughters Isabella Alexandra
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    And they’re all wearing 7 inch clear Lucite heels.

  45. Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man 3 Comic Con
    Whoopi
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    The next Iron Jackson?

  46. Shauna Sand Nipple See Through Shirt Daughters Isabella Alexandra
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    No big deal about her being braless. Shauna’s nipples have been publicly exposed thousands of times in those children’s lifetimes.

    • I’m not sure if mummified leathery discs consisting of 90% dehidrated scar tissue and 10% assorted silicates even qualify as “nipples” anymore.

  47. Veronica Ricci Cleavage Comic Con
    EricLr
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    Somewhere in San Diego there is a blind woman holding an empty leash and wandering into traffic.

  48. Rutger Hauer Orange Socks
    JC
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    Only a Nexus-6 can get away with those socks.

  49. Christoph Waltz Beard Winking Comic Con
    EricLr
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    Did he just go to the stylist and ask for the Kenny Rogers?

  50. Phoebe Price Cleavage Comic-Con
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Makes you sorry for every one who won an Iron Cross

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