The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.1.13

July 1st, 2013 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which features the epic finale to the Face Maul trilogy, Face Maul 3: In Too Deep. Yep, I’m down to swimming pool puns. *tugs collar, wipes brow* There’s also Snoop Lion shooting what I’m assuming is not a segment for Sesame Street, Claudia Romani with her boyfriend who’s clearly in the relationship for the right reason, the absolute best part of being in the NBA (aside from the money, fame, rape acquittals, etc.), and finally, Lana Del Ray who I can’t believe did this before Miley Cyrus.

Takin’ food right off her dang ol’ family’s truck tire on a barrel they use for a dining room table,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Wiz Kahlifa French Kissing Amber Rose BET Awards
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    Well I “was” trying to eat a late lunch.

  2. Kelsey Grammer Kayte Walsh Face Maul Make Out In Pool
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    There went the rest of my lunch.

  3. Meagan Good Cleavage Nipples BET Awards
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    Me Tarzan. Megan Good.

  4. Scott Disick Shirtless On Beach Looking At Cell Phone
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    “…and a friend.” Like he really has friends.

  5. Joe Jonas Kilt Beer Instagram
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    Whatever strange foreign land this is, please keep Joe. We do not want him back.

  6. Ryan Seacrest Mystery Brunette Club 55
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    She is the hardest working beard in show business.

  7. Salma Hayek Cleavage Tight Leather Dress Yves Saint Laurent Menswear Spring Summer 2014 Show
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    Off to slay the Golgothans.

  8. Joe Jonas Kilt Beer Instagram
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    Not another Paula Deen concept wedding.

  9. Leelee Sobieski Scary Face Dior Couture Fall Winter Parade
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    “For the last time Leelee, that is the wrong color hair for a Robert Palmer video.”

  10. Ke$ha Butt Legs In The Air Wonderwall Portrait Studio iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party
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    Shouldn’t that couch be plain black leather?

  11. Josh Hartnett Rolled Up Jeans Loafers No Socks
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    He can afford Starbucks, but not pants that go all the way to the ground.

  12. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress Versace Haute Couture Fall Winter 2013 2014 Fashion Show
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    I thought Christina Ricci had a big forehead.

    • What the fuck is it with you people and foreheads? Standing in this photo is a beautiful woman with a lovely body, and you’re obsessing about her forehead. Did you also check her thumbs to be sure she’s not related to Megan Fox?

  13. Anthony Weiner Rainbow Flag 2013 NYC Gay Pride March
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    Where else would he be?

  14. Josh Hartnett Rolled Up Jeans Loafers No Socks
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    I found Waldo.

  15. Emma Roberts Basic Instinct Dress Versace Haute Couture Fall Winter 2013 2014 Fashion Show
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    Now she is ready for the Robert Palmer video.

  16. Anthony Weiner Rainbow Flag 2013 NYC Gay Pride March
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    “Yeah, I could just slip into the parade and pretend it’s for me. I mean, they’re already screaming, ‘We want wiener!’ anyway.”

  17. Anthony Weiner Rainbow Flag 2013 NYC Gay Pride March
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    What comes after Israeli sympathizers, Puerto Ricans, and homosexuals when campaigning for elected office in NYC?

    • I know you like to think these pols are all pandering to ethnic groups and such when they show up at these parades, but it’s mostly about campaigning where the people are. When there are hundreds of thousands of people all gathered to watch these parades, marching in it is a no-brainer for any major campaign.

      • everything pols do is pandering in some way or another.

        is the standard GOP angry white dude platform a legit existence in NYC or have they amended it to include angry puerto ricans and gays there?

  18. Corey Feldman Rainbow Striped Suit Fedora Prostitutes
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    It’s the bad touch reboot of Charlie’s Angels.

  19. Russell Brand Have An Orgasm Shirt Sweatpants Slippers
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    I see UPS finally delivered that Katy Perry clone he ordered.

  20. Lana Del Rey Pelvic Tattoo Cut Off Jean Shorts Unbuttoned
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    Mallory @ Natural Born Killers

  21. The Backstreet Boys G-A-Y Nightclub Performance
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    More like Backdoor Boys, amirite?

  22. Corey Feldman Rainbow Striped Suit Fedora Prostitutes
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    Two of those hookers are having reservations about all this.

  23. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Jeans
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    The door was modeled after her.

  24. Cher Getting Make Up Applied Fourth Of July Television Special Taping
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    “I’m sorry Cher, but when it is this thick, it tends too fall off in chunks.”

  25. Lady Gaga Saggy Cleavage Terry Richardson Tumblr
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    Thank goodness for a strategically placed laptop.

  26. Lana Del Rey Pelvic Tattoo Cut Off Jean Shorts Unbuttoned
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    the muffin top split the cupcake liner.

  27. Corey Feldman Rainbow Striped Suit Fedora Prostitutes
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    I already don’t like this sequel to “The Mask”

  28. Victoria Beckham Lingerie Heels Instagram
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    I’ll bet she grins and laughs hysterically when cameras aren’t around.

  29. Corey Feldman Rainbow Striped Suit Fedora Prostitutes
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    Each time I see his picture I think he can’t dress any stupider and yet, time and again, I am delighted to be proven wrong.

  30. LaLa Anthony Spandex Bodysuit
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    LaLa MANthony

  31. Kate Bosworth Nipples Skinny Legs Michael Polish
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    How sweet, a relationship based on mutual anorexia.

  32. Cher Getting Make Up Applied Fourth Of July Television Special Taping
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    Geez…Larry David must be really desperate for work these days.

  33. Anthony Weiner Rainbow Flag 2013 NYC Gay Pride March
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    Sublte…what’s next? Joe Chickenenwaffles pandering for the black vote?

  34. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Jason Statham Tongue Out Sunglasses Store
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    I feel a pube in there somewhere…

  35. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage GQ Outtakes
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    Would Love To……Rip That Sheet Off!

  36. Anthony Weiner Rainbow Flag 2013 NYC Gay Pride March
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    Subtle…what’s next? Joe Chickenenwaffles pandering for the black vote?

  37. Anthony Weiner Rainbow Flag 2013 NYC Gay Pride March
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    Gay Weiner Parade. Mix those 3 words up in any order and it’s retarded and funny at the same time!

  38. Corey Feldman Rainbow Striped Suit Fedora Prostitutes
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    So this is what he spent his $600,000 on?

  39. Snoop Lion Don Magic Juan Shotgunning Weed
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    It’s not gay if the lips don’t touch.

  40. Wiz Kahlifa French Kissing Amber Rose BET Awards
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    Prelude to pregnancy #2.

  41. Corey Feldman Rainbow Striped Suit Fedora Prostitutes
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    The one on the left is a pro because she’s just powering through the experience, but the other two are not getting a tip.

  42. Meagan Good Cleavage Nipples BET Awards
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    Shouldn’t her name have been Very Good. Or maybe Jolly Good. Or Bloody Good even. Some parents have no imagination for their kids!

  43. Scott Disick Shirtless On Beach Looking At Cell Phone
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    They’re probably texting each other.

  44. LaLa Anthony Spandex Bodysuit
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    Earrings by Mercedes Benz.

  45. Emma Roberts Basic Instinct Dress Versace Haute Couture Fall Winter 2013 2014 Fashion Show
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    so they are rehashing Robert Palmer’s “Addicted to love “videos

  46. LaLa Anthony Spandex Bodysuit
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    Ooh, LaLa!!

  47. Salma Hayek Cleavage Tight Leather Dress Yves Saint Laurent Menswear Spring Summer 2014 Show
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    Are they making a sexy, Latin version of The Adams Family (La Familia de Adams I assume)?

  48. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Eyeball Shorts Glastonbury Festival
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    For a minute, I thought it was going to be Iggy Pop.

  49. Kelsey Grammer Kayte Walsh Face Maul Make Out In Pool
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    In this pic: old man desperately trying to get a hardon; young female hoping it doesn’t happen and thinking about shopping.

  50. Wiz Kahlifa French Kissing Amber Rose BET Awards
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    He really likes his snowballs.

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