The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.3.13

June 3rd, 2013 // 505 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we find ourselves directly under Sara Jean Underwood‘s boobs, so allow me to take this time to say thank you, gay men and straight ladies, for reading these words. I’ve got Hugh Jackman inside the gallery, which I think, as a group, you’ll all find satisfying in your own ways. There’s also Mariah Carey, who’s photoshopping abs onto her Twitter pictures now, Heidi Klum wearing a hat for each of her crazy personalities and Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s grandmother.

This picture means nothing, Man of Steel will not suck *puts fingers in ears, runs away* Lalalalalala..I can’t hear you..lalalalala!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Peter Dinklage Porn Stache Erica Schmidt Daughter Zelig
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    Please, no short bus jokes.

  2. Justin Bieber Mud On Face Twitter
    JPC
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    “What the fuck, Usher? I told you to wipe before I come over!”

  3. Sara Jean Underwood Underboob Comic Con Philly
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    Never fear, underboob is here.

  4. Justin Bieber Mud On Face Twitter
    dark matter
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    2girls1bieber

  5. Justin Bieber Mud On Face Twitter
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    Looks like someone just went down on Catherine Zeta Jones.

  6. Jay-Z Blame Society Shirt Beyonce Legs Short Shorts
    diego
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    All democrats do, Jay-Z

  7. Russell Crowe Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
    ThisWillHurt
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    Superman’s dad works for the Sopranos?

  8. Mariah Carey Bra Twitter
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    “The prosecution enters into evidence this photo, taken one second before impact. Nicki Minaj was found behind the wheel, laughing her ass off.”

  9. Sara Jean Underwood Underboob Comic Con Philly
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    So fucking sexy. I’m glad to see she’s sticking with the nerd crowd even after G4 went off the air. That’s the best crowd to have.

    • Rapax

      I’d prefer if she’d get back to nude modelling. This nerd shtick of wearing tight outfits after everyone’s already seen you naked is just stupid.

  10. Heidi Klum Crazy Multihat Boyfriend Martin Kristen
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    Obviously on her way to a British garden party.

  11. Justin Bieber Mud On Face Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    Really? ANOTHER Farrah Abraham sex tape?

  12. Justin Bieber Mud On Face Twitter
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    I’m glad to see he took my suggestion to eat shit literally.

  13. Russell Brand Short Shorts High Socks Jogging
    ThisWillHurt
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    Start the pregnancy rumors.

  14. Dean Cain Brandon Routh Comic Com Philly
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    The always awkward solo fist bump.

  15. Jennifer Lopez Chime For Chance Concert
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    Despite their long training to suppress such impulses, the dancers instinctively recoil from the sight of a female thigh.

  16. Justin Bieber Mud On Face Twitter
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    Why you let usher shit & cum on your face like that?

  17. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Tank Top Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    The cross says, “Christian” but the cleavage says, “At this point, I’m so crazy and desperate for love I will literally fuck anyone with the name ‘Liam.’”

  18. Russell Crowe Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    I logged a lot of miles training for that day. And I downed a lot of doughnuts. Little Chocolate Donuts. They taste good, and they’ve got the sugar I need to get me going in the morning. That’s why Little Chocolate Donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid.

  19. Sarah Michelle Gellar Wrinkles Old Looking 7th Annual Kidstock Music And Art Festival
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    Buffy the Aging Vampire Slayer.

  20. Justin Bieber Mud On Face Twitter
    caley
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    Michael Douglas: “No Biebs, you’re doing it wrong.”

  21. Russell Crowe Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    “Master and commander? Yeah, I’m master and commander of this panini here…”

  22. Justin Bieber Mud On Face Twitter
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    Justin and Selena are confused on how a dirty Sanchez works.

  23. Anthony Weiner Bullhorn Israel Day Parade
    Rico Jones
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    I thought pork was a no no for Jews.

  24. Sara Jean Underwood Underboob Comic Con Philly
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    Nah, too obvious.

  25. Michael Keaton Benjamin Kanes Full Costume Birdman Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Unless this is a live action version of “Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law” and co-stars Stephen Colbert, tell your story walking.

  26. Peter Dinklage Porn Stache Erica Schmidt Daughter Zelig
    caley
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    Zelig? Now that poor girl won’t have a prayer of growing up normal!

    • yeah, because pushing her dad around in a stroller was going to do wonders for her self esteem.

    • ThisWillHurt

      I’ll take Peter Dinklage over normal any day. Of course that restraining order he has on me for repeated attempts to get him to adopt me is still in affect. But a man can dream. A man can dream.

  27. Russell Crowe Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    What’s the going rate for a pack of cigarettes in Beverly Hills nowdays? $16 a pack?

  28. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    The reason Instagram was invented.

  29. Justin Bieber Mud On Face Twitter
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    I know he’s had a sheltered life, but how can he not know how smores work?

  30. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    i love you Kelly!

  31. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    Im on her Instagram page, and its awesome, until she posts pictures of the guy she is banging.

  32. Christian Bale Fat Gut Shaved Head Wife Sibi Blazic Bra See Through Shirt
    MisterSHO
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    The Vending Machinist

  33. Leonardo DiCaprio Taxi Driver Hat Sunglasses French Open
    ThisWillHurt
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    “If that asshole in front of me mentions ‘the rabbits’ one more time *cracks neck* shit’ll go down.”

  34. Michael Keaton Benjamin Kanes Full Costume Birdman Set
    caley
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    I’m honestly not sure which of them is playing ‘Birdman’.

  35. Coco Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Stein Of Beer Hofbrauhaus
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    She actually looks pretty hot here

  36. Russell Brand Short Shorts High Socks Jogging
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    who goes jogging on cocaine?…

  37. Michael Keaton Benjamin Kanes Full Costume Birdman Set
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    This cant be a real movie…

  38. Heidi Klum Crazy Multihat Boyfriend Martin Kristen
    ThisWillHurt
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    No, we’re not all mad, Heidi. It’s just you.

  39. James Belushi Huge SLR Camera 7th Annual Kidstock Music And Art Festival
    caley
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    “Have you guys seen any stars?”

  40. Christian Bale Fat Gut Shaved Head Wife Sibi Blazic Bra See Through Shirt
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    Fatman Begins

  41. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery Legs Short Shorts Music Video
    caley
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    “Arch your back, Mom!”

  42. Ed Balls
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    Despite his family’s,his town’s and his handlers best efforts, he was bound to realize how his name is spelled when it was plastered in neon at the conference…
    He was never the same again.

  43. Mariah Carey Bra Twitter
    Skeeter
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    I’d still like to hammer her asshole.

  44. Ashley Olsen Asian Style Dress Sandals 6th Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic
    ThisWillHurt
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    Who let their grandma on the red carpet?

  45. Russell Crowe Fat Gut Smoking Cigarette
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    “Are you not entertained?”

  46. Iggy Azalea Butt Fishnets Chime For Change Concert
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    I wonder why black rappers like her so.. uhmmm wait… never mind.

  47. Dean Cain Brandon Routh Comic Com Philly
    caley
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    They’re two former superheroes looking for work and love in New York City. Supermen: Coming to NBC this fall!

  48. Christian Bale Fat Gut Shaved Head Wife Sibi Blazic Bra See Through Shirt
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    There’s no way in hell that is Christian Bale. He looks like a fucking hick at a gun show

  49. Dean Cain Brandon Routh Comic Com Philly
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    Potsie and Chachi.

  50. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    If there was a heaven, I would think I found it.

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