The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.27.16
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily roundup of everything from Garth Brooks looking like every dad at a high school football game to quasi bondage porn, to Andre 3000 who can no longer eat ice cream within 500 yards of a school to Lady Gaga and the Dalai Lama at The U.S Conference of Mayors, because why wouldn’t that be a thing that happens in real life?
“Hey Cleveland, did you see Mobile over there taking a selfie with the weird girl and that Muslim-lookin’ fella?”
“No, Dallas. I was trying to get Jacksonville and Pittsburgh to not light off fireworks in their roo– Goddaamnit! They’re swordfighting with roman candles, I gotta go.”
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