Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve gathered up a shit-ton of celebrity pics from the weekend and slapped them together haphazardly for your viewing pleasure: January Jones had her baby shower which had to be all kinds of awkward because Matthew Vaughn didn’t RSVP, Maria Shriver has gone from Predator to the velociraptors from Jurassic Park and Nicole Eggert apparently decided to battle her weight problem by just getting pregnant. Maybe she’s hoping to come back around and start at the beginning? If so, Kirstie Alley needs to quit giving diet advice.
Oh, good, Jersey Shore is back on American soil,
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get outta the way, I’m starving!!
Hey, let’s go spelunking and find that thong!
I think you’d run out of air before you found it.
She’s pretty but her singing gives me nightmares!
WTF??
I used to masturbate to Charles In Charge.
I knew she was getting heavy, but seriously, wtf???
This one is good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHYvjY8q2Gg
Now she’s ‘Large and In Charge’.
I used to masturbate to her…but if Charles was your thing then more power to ya.
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I always thought she was hotter than Pam back then.
@ congress is out for lunch fuck can’t watch the clip in my country
where am da canadian punk bitches at!
I coulda sworn that was the Dunst but I’m relieved cuz I hope she never procreates.
i thought it was Dunst as well. but Dunst looks way better.
She does so.
Very funny! And i dont care if you have her birth certificate on hand, thats not Nicole Eggert
Not sure if you’re trying to be witty or what, but she was recently on the show “Celebrity Fit Club” for a reason. And you could see this starting in her photoshoot for FHM in 2001.
No really, just Google her and you’ll see the “large” timeline.
That said, just doesn’t actually look *this* bad, this is just a really, really horrible shot and/or outfit. She’s still a shadow of what she used to be though.
It’s just a bad shirt and a weird angle right?
The time is SO right for a new Baywatch reunion show!
Roger Ebert’s black doppelganger?
Awesome, lol!
Too soon
Too soon for black doppelgangers?
@ cinderella…shut up! ignorant azz! get some education. why use black, yes he is black. good job donkey you can see color. yay you! dumb azz!
Hahaha, props
“HEYYYY!!!!!!!! AIDS walking here…. Geez…”
+1
This is one of the only pics of her without her trademarked Face of Hate. That might be because she’s having a seizure, though.
She just froze the water.
SyFy channel execs saw this image and immediately started planning their new movie GuardZilla.
Bill–it’s your baby.. (bang!)
Yo, Sly, they got cream for that y’kno..
I used to think she was the most.
Now, not so much
Shes the >most< SOMETHING…
“Avast! We’re gonna need a bigger boat!” Go ahead and try to take her down Japanese whalers! I dare ya!
LMAO!!
Baby went boom boom
Please let me make it to NY…. I heard people just became more accepting there…
holy fucking hell!! man she used to be fine as fuck too
Recommend that she(?) jump immediately into a vat of high test estrogen.
wow! beyonce, you are so fucking beautiful.
Yeah, a regular approachable “girl next door” type.
She has freakishly long fingers.
Not really, she’s over nine feet tall.
if you think her fingers are long, you should see her feet
She can’t see her feet because of her boobs, and neither can I.
love this. and neither can i. that makes three of us.
Loves It!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Vencie this time of year.
yes, the British a so very average.
Given that you’ve just based that on a sampling of one, I’m not totally sure you undestand the meaning of the word average.
Sebastian, you were in Skid Row, then on Broadway, then on a VH-1 reality show. You don’t get to do devil horns.
Don’t ever go near that place. Scary people there.
That dog looks like it’s posing for a rape PSA.
Wow! And to think I had so many wank’s over her in the 90′s.
“Bring on Alzheimer’s baby! im on a roll, WOOO”
Fabio looked alot better when he was a blonde.
its what one looks like after they take out a goose with their face
Poor poor goose!
not wearing panties pro:more easier to take a dump
Now I’m fixated with the idea of someone crapping through fishnet…
Crappy through fishnets is okay and all, but I prefer slotting-up the attachments from my old Play Doh Fun Factory before laying a deuce. My favorite is the star shape.
Wow, when I saw the hair my first thought was that I’d somehow landed back in the 1980s.
She’s not black enough to be Donna Summers
shut up Mr.Wong! your a douche bag!!!!!! get a life dork
And MrsWrong, you’re not attractive enough to make a judgment call here. So what if she’s not “black enough” for you? Stop hating her, she’s always been a little on the light side. I’ve met her in person.
Testy much? You don’t even know what I look like. And I’M assuming you look a LITTLE like your name sounds. I’m happy you have had the moment of your life but seriously, get over yourself
isn’t that Ace Frehley?
+1
“Hold on to my car keys while I pay a visit to this bank and, uh, make a ‘withdrawal’…”
It’s not the same without the bobble eyed puppets. There’s no magic here.
I don’t remember seeing her in Baywatch. Who did she play, the buoy?
She was the killer whale seagoers needed to be saved from.
Is there at least a baby somewhere in there?
In her left hand is a giant goblet, one she plans on using to trap Peter Dinklage for a mid afternoon snack.
“I don’t care how many security cameras you have trained on me…Just give me all the money in your register and shut the fuck up!”
Tay Zonday is lookin’ rough these days.
I’d hate to see 300 lbs of sweaty pissed off HIV coming at me!
nothing says metal like an iphone strapped to your hip
…and an XS bodyguard in checkered bermudas and white socks.
“I think there’s enough penicillin here to last me the whole summer.”
Penicillin? That’s 200 lbs of meatballs!
Now I believe she’s a lesbian.
She’s starting to look more like a Manson follower every day.
wrists like red vines. Hey, man up Butch!
wow they finally took pics of a female bigfoot.