Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve gathered up a shit-ton of celebrity pics from the weekend and slapped them together haphazardly for your viewing pleasure: January Jones had her baby shower which had to be all kinds of awkward because Matthew Vaughn didn’t RSVP, Maria Shriver has gone from Predator to the velociraptors from Jurassic Park and Nicole Eggert apparently decided to battle her weight problem by just getting pregnant. Maybe she’s hoping to come back around and start at the beginning? If so, Kirstie Alley needs to quit giving diet advice.
Oh, good, Jersey Shore is back on American soil,
- The Superficial