The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.27.11

June 27th, 2011 // 954 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve gathered up a shit-ton of celebrity pics from the weekend and slapped them together haphazardly for your viewing pleasure: January Jones had her baby shower which had to be all kinds of awkward because Matthew Vaughn didn’t RSVP, Maria Shriver has gone from Predator to the velociraptors from Jurassic Park and Nicole Eggert apparently decided to battle her weight problem by just getting pregnant. Maybe she’s hoping to come back around and start at the beginning? If so, Kirstie Alley needs to quit giving diet advice.

Oh, good, Jersey Shore is back on American soil,

- The Superficial

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  1. Nicole Eggert
    Hugh Gentry
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    get outta the way, I’m starving!!

  2. Beyonce
    cc
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    Hey, let’s go spelunking and find that thong!

  3. Beyonce
    Cinderella
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    She’s pretty but her singing gives me nightmares!

  4. Nicole Eggert
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF??

  5. Magic Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    where am da canadian punk bitches at!

  6. January Jones
    Cinderella
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    I coulda sworn that was the Dunst but I’m relieved cuz I hope she never procreates.

  7. Nicole Eggert
    Theproofisintheroughing
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    Very funny! And i dont care if you have her birth certificate on hand, thats not Nicole Eggert

    • Drew

      Not sure if you’re trying to be witty or what, but she was recently on the show “Celebrity Fit Club” for a reason. And you could see this starting in her photoshoot for FHM in 2001.

      No really, just Google her and you’ll see the “large” timeline.

      • Drew

        That said, just doesn’t actually look *this* bad, this is just a really, really horrible shot and/or outfit. She’s still a shadow of what she used to be though.

      • Laura

        It’s just a bad shirt and a weird angle right?

  8. Nicole Eggert
    MarkM
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    The time is SO right for a new Baywatch reunion show!

  9. Chris Brown BET Awards
    Cinderella
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    Roger Ebert’s black doppelganger?

  10. Magic Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    “HEYYYY!!!!!!!! AIDS walking here…. Geez…”

  11. January Jones
    JC
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    This is one of the only pics of her without her trademarked Face of Hate. That might be because she’s having a seizure, though.

  12. January Jones
    Opsidolala
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    She just froze the water.

  13. Nicole Eggert
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    SyFy channel execs saw this image and immediately started planning their new movie GuardZilla.

  14. Uma Thurman
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    Bill–it’s your baby.. (bang!)

  15. Sylvester Stallone
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    Yo, Sly, they got cream for that y’kno..

  16. Nicole Eggert
    Jan Brady's Brother
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    I used to think she was the most.

    Now, not so much

  17. Nicole Eggert
    Cinderella
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    “Avast! We’re gonna need a bigger boat!” Go ahead and try to take her down Japanese whalers! I dare ya!

  18. Verne Troyer Scooter
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    Baby went boom boom

  19. Joe Jonas
    Commented on this photo:

    Please let me make it to NY…. I heard people just became more accepting there…

  20. Nicole Eggert
    I stink
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    holy fucking hell!! man she used to be fine as fuck too

  21. Anjelica Huston
    Cock Dr
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    Recommend that she(?) jump immediately into a vat of high test estrogen.

  22. Herman Bumfudle

    wow! beyonce, you are so fucking beautiful.

  23. Uma Thurman
    PtC
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    She has freakishly long fingers.

  24. Kate Middleton
    Cinderella
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    Loves It!

  25. Nicole Eggert
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Anjelica Huston
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    I love Vencie this time of year.

  27. Kate Middleton
    I stink
    Commented on this photo:

    yes, the British a so very average.

    • Typo

      Given that you’ve just based that on a sampling of one, I’m not totally sure you undestand the meaning of the word average.

  28. Sebastian Bach
    JC
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    Sebastian, you were in Skid Row, then on Broadway, then on a VH-1 reality show. You don’t get to do devil horns.

  29. Sebastian Bach
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t ever go near that place. Scary people there.

  30. DJ Qualls
    PtC
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    That dog looks like it’s posing for a rape PSA.

  31. Nicole Eggert
    chev70
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! And to think I had so many wank’s over her in the 90′s.

  32. Magic Johnson
    Theproofisintheroughing
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bring on Alzheimer’s baby! im on a roll, WOOO”

  33. Anjelica Huston
    Cinderella
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    Fabio looked alot better when he was a blonde.

  34. Beyonce
    Commented on this photo:

    not wearing panties pro:more easier to take a dump

  35. Beyonce
    Jeebus
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    Wow, when I saw the hair my first thought was that I’d somehow landed back in the 1980s.

    • MrsWrong

      She’s not black enough to be Donna Summers

      • teetee14

        shut up Mr.Wong! your a douche bag!!!!!! get a life dork

      • Blech

        And MrsWrong, you’re not attractive enough to make a judgment call here. So what if she’s not “black enough” for you? Stop hating her, she’s always been a little on the light side. I’ve met her in person.

      • MrsWrong

        Testy much? You don’t even know what I look like. And I’M assuming you look a LITTLE like your name sounds. I’m happy you have had the moment of your life but seriously, get over yourself

  36. Anjelica Huston
    I stink
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    isn’t that Ace Frehley?

  37. MIckey Rourke
    lerxt
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    “Hold on to my car keys while I pay a visit to this bank and, uh, make a ‘withdrawal’…”

  38. Joe Jonas
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not the same without the bobble eyed puppets. There’s no magic here.

  39. Nicole Eggert
    Opsidolala
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t remember seeing her in Baywatch. Who did she play, the buoy?

  40. Nicole Eggert
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there at least a baby somewhere in there?

  41. Nicole Eggert
    Commented on this photo:

    In her left hand is a giant goblet, one she plans on using to trap Peter Dinklage for a mid afternoon snack.

  42. Jared Leto
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t care how many security cameras you have trained on me…Just give me all the money in your register and shut the fuck up!”

  43. Chris Rock
    PtC
    Commented on this photo:

    Tay Zonday is lookin’ rough these days.

  44. Magic Johnson
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hate to see 300 lbs of sweaty pissed off HIV coming at me!

  45. Sebastian Bach
    I stink
    Commented on this photo:

    nothing says metal like an iphone strapped to your hip

  46. Jersey Shore Snooki
    lerxt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I think there’s enough penicillin here to last me the whole summer.”

  47. Olivia Wilde
    Commented on this photo:

    Now I believe she’s a lesbian.

  48. Olivia Wilde
    Cinderella
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s starting to look more like a Manson follower every day.

  49. DJ Qualls
    M3Essential
    Commented on this photo:

    wrists like red vines. Hey, man up Butch!

  50. Nicole Eggert
    Commented on this photo:

    wow they finally took pics of a female bigfoot.

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