Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, living up to it’s usual sizable girth and not just because Joe Manganiello can smell this one’s already been marked. We’ve also got Kate Gosselin at the happiest we’ve ever seen her, Michael Douglas and Just For Men taking elderly pimpin’ to the next level, and ok Nicki Minaj, we get it, you’re the black Madonna, so just reveal your fangs, or insatiable bloodlust and we’ll go ahead and finalize the paperwork.
It’s all very official over here,
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Proof even short guys can land a hot chick if they have enough money, fame and… beard. It must be the beard!
She IS the beard.
Olivia won the game of “duelling Channing Tatum impressions”.
Looks like she’s been method acting for “Hunger Games Pt 2″. She has the arm equivalents of saddle bags going on.
Christ, her face is terrifying. I just bookmarked this page for the next time I have hiccups.
Lettuce pray they don’t fall off
Black face is seriously not cool these days
Nicki Minaj trying to “glamour” Joe Manganiello
” *sigh* I miss Alex…”
This is the classiest I’ve ever seen Taylor Momsen look.
“Axl wuz here”
She’s a walking advertisement for scarves.
I wonder whose balls he is holding
The hairdo looks like they’re trying to get a Macy’s balloon under a bridge
adele lost a lot of weight.
And her singing talent went with it too…
Young Frankenstein?
“. . . and this is my boyfriend, Frazier Crane!”
Exactly my thoughts…lol
Better use a little more make up. I can still see your face.
“It’s pronouced Mac-Con-A-hee… Mac-Con-A-hee… Seriously, it’s not that hard to pronouce. What are you retarded or something?”
Are there any theories floating around that Gianni Versace faked his murder 15 years ago and has been living as his sister ever since? Because I’m suddenly inspired to launch those rumors.
And he might be using her skin. Or a leather couch. Could be either.
That flag pole is definitely at full staff.
Well his hair looks like it’ll be around for years
I guess they’ve planned a reunion show for “Streets of San Francisco.” Michael’s on board and now they just need to dig up Karl Malden.
Very brave of her to wear old retainers as earrings.
After its fingers finally exploded, an embarrassed Prince Charles quickly hid the remainder of his left hand in his jacket pocket.
He recently saw the McAuly Culkin pic…
“Frankly heterosexuality, I don’t give a damn.”
Last scene of the Game of Thrones finale
Mick Jagger looks ridiculous as a blonde.
I guess the epic wedgie-pick from the last photo wasn’t all that effective.
Why yes, Matthew, if I totally close my eyes like this I DO believe that you could still be a stripper.
Come on Err A Garaxy!
That is what Kendra will look like in 5 years.
It’s what she looks like now.
I thought it WAS Kendra!!! Yeesh!!
No no, sir. This one is my husband. Not the valet…
“Purple fingerlings–amirite?!”
who is this douche-canoe?
Rico Smarmey
Great. Now I hate salads.
feel the powa of the dark ssside of the force….
I’ve seen camel toe before, but never dog nose.
She got eight people in to something the size of that purse but there’s still no room for the bloody phone
I’m ready to go out on the town! Where’s my wingman? Donatella? Donatella Versace?
after the death of Dick Clarke….there can be only one
Someone doesn’t understand how the raw foods diet works.
Ok Seth, you’ve got the “life-like hair” down…Now start working on the “kung fu grip.”
“Because when you think Merrill Lynch, you think Sexy Hair.”
I think my water just broke!
So that’s what happened to the guy from Color Me Bad.
A financier reacts to Mel B’s idea of selling over-baked bread, which she plans to market as “Mel B Toast”.
Oooooofa. Puns will get you nowhere here.
Could be worse puns like…she could have been starring in the latest Austrailian action flick: The Mel Bourne Identity..
Cheers to you for spotting a banal pun. Jeers to you for not realizing the point of the joke is that Mel B is so ditzy she’d go around trying arouse interest in a food product based on a banal pun.
There is no Dana only Zuul.
as she got totally meta cameron sighed, “yes, my career too is out of gas.”
Madame Tussauds got this one really life like.