The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.25.12

June 25th, 2012 // 554 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, living up to it’s usual sizable girth and not just because Joe Manganiello can smell this one’s already been marked. We’ve also got Kate Gosselin at the happiest we’ve ever seen her, Michael Douglas and Just For Men taking elderly pimpin’ to the next level, and ok Nicki Minaj, we get it, you’re the black Madonna, so just reveal your fangs, or insatiable bloodlust and we’ll go ahead and finalize the paperwork.

It’s all very official over here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Seth Green Clare Grant Robot Chicken Art Show
    Lake Inferior
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    Proof even short guys can land a hot chick if they have enough money, fame and… beard. It must be the beard!

  2. Matthew McConaughey Olivia Munn Magic Mike Premiere Afterparty
    The Pope
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    Olivia won the game of “duelling Channing Tatum impressions”.

  3. Jennifer Lawrence Nipples
    diego
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    Looks like she’s been method acting for “Hunger Games Pt 2″. She has the arm equivalents of saddle bags going on.

  4. Susan Lucci Old Cleavage
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Christ, her face is terrifying. I just bookmarked this page for the next time I have hiccups.

  5. Victoria Eisermann Naked Lettuce Pasties PETA
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Lettuce pray they don’t fall off

  6. Nicki Minaj Leather Cone Bra Pink Hair
    diego
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    Black face is seriously not cool these days

  7. Joe Manganiello Magic Mike Premiere
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    Nicki Minaj trying to “glamour” Joe Manganiello

  8. Cameron Diaz Sunglasses Gas Pump
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    ” *sigh* I miss Alex…”

  9. Shakira Cleavage Gold Dress Balcony
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    This is the classiest I’ve ever seen Taylor Momsen look.

  10. Lana Del Rey Panty Flash Upskirt
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    “Axl wuz here”

  11. Susan Lucci Old Cleavage
    The Pope
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    She’s a walking advertisement for scarves.

  12. David Beckham
    navet
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    I wonder whose balls he is holding

  13. Lana Del Rey Panty Flash Upskirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The hairdo looks like they’re trying to get a Macy’s balloon under a bridge

  14. Lana Del Rey Panty Flash Upskirt
    fartingblueberry
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    adele lost a lot of weight.

  15. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    navet
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    Young Frankenstein?

  16. Mel B Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    “. . . and this is my boyfriend, Frazier Crane!”

  17. Chloe Simms Cleavage Fake Tan Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Better use a little more make up. I can still see your face.

  18. Matthew McConaughey Olivia Munn Magic Mike Premiere Afterparty
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    “It’s pronouced Mac-Con-A-hee… Mac-Con-A-hee… Seriously, it’s not that hard to pronouce. What are you retarded or something?”

  19. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
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    Are there any theories floating around that Gianni Versace faked his murder 15 years ago and has been living as his sister ever since? Because I’m suddenly inspired to launch those rumors.

  20. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
    it had to be said
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    That flag pole is definitely at full staff.

  21. Michael Douglas Dyed Hair
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Well his hair looks like it’ll be around for years

  22. Susan Lucci Old Cleavage
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    Very brave of her to wear old retainers as earrings.

  23. Prince Charles Laughing Queen Elizabeth Hospital
    catapostrophe
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    After its fingers finally exploded, an embarrassed Prince Charles quickly hid the remainder of his left hand in his jacket pocket.

  24. David Beckham
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    He recently saw the McAuly Culkin pic…

  25. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    Colin
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    “Frankly heterosexuality, I don’t give a damn.”

  26. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    Colin
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    Last scene of the Game of Thrones finale

  27. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    catapostrophe
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    Mick Jagger looks ridiculous as a blonde.

  28. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
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    I guess the epic wedgie-pick from the last photo wasn’t all that effective.

  29. Matthew McConaughey Olivia Munn Magic Mike Premiere Afterparty
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    Why yes, Matthew, if I totally close my eyes like this I DO believe that you could still be a stripper.

  30. David Beckham
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Come on Err A Garaxy!

  31. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Sun Dress
    stacy
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    That is what Kendra will look like in 5 years.

  32. Mel B Cleavage
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    No no, sir. This one is my husband. Not the valet…

  33. Jason Priestley
    catapostrophe
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    “Purple fingerlings–amirite?!”

  34. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    neo_v
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    who is this douche-canoe?

  35. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    Contusion
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    Rico Smarmey

  36. Victoria Eisermann Naked Lettuce Pasties PETA
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    Great. Now I hate salads.

  37. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    neo_v
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    feel the powa of the dark ssside of the force….

  38. Haylie Duff Stretching Sports Bra Butt Yoga Pants
    Frank Burns
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    I’ve seen camel toe before, but never dog nose.

  39. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Sun Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She got eight people in to something the size of that purse but there’s still no room for the bloody phone

  40. Susan Lucci Old Cleavage
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    I’m ready to go out on the town! Where’s my wingman? Donatella? Donatella Versace?

  41. Susan Lucci Old Cleavage
    neo_v
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    after the death of Dick Clarke….there can be only one

  42. Victoria Eisermann Naked Lettuce Pasties PETA
    Frank Burns
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    Someone doesn’t understand how the raw foods diet works.

  43. Seth Green Clare Grant Robot Chicken Art Show
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    Ok Seth, you’ve got the “life-like hair” down…Now start working on the “kung fu grip.”

  44. Lacey Schwimmer Legs Romper
    Frank Burns
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    “Because when you think Merrill Lynch, you think Sexy Hair.”

  45. Heidi Klum Water Splash Taxi Commercial Set
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    I think my water just broke!

  46. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
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    So that’s what happened to the guy from Color Me Bad.

  47. Mel B Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    A financier reacts to Mel B’s idea of selling over-baked bread, which she plans to market as “Mel B Toast”.

    • Oooooofa. Puns will get you nowhere here.

      • The Brown Streak

        Could be worse puns like…she could have been starring in the latest Austrailian action flick: The Mel Bourne Identity..

      • Frank Burns

        Cheers to you for spotting a banal pun. Jeers to you for not realizing the point of the joke is that Mel B is so ditzy she’d go around trying arouse interest in a food product based on a banal pun.

  48. Susan Lucci Old Cleavage
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    There is no Dana only Zuul.

  49. Cameron Diaz Sunglasses Gas Pump
    broduh jenner
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    as she got totally meta cameron sighed, “yes, my career too is out of gas.”

  50. Nicki Minaj Leather Cone Bra Pink Hair
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    Madame Tussauds got this one really life like.

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