The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.24.13

June 24th, 2013 // 535 Comments

“Heidi would never do this unless I dressed up like a robo- YOU’RE LEAVING FINGERPRINTS!!” – Seal

Welcome to an enormous Monday’s The Crap We Missed. It’s been a while since I’ve been able to find enough fuckery to max one of these galleries out, so I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labor, because yes, I’ve somehow made a job out of, “Ha! He looks like this now?” *posts to Internet* Anyway, inside you’ll find Channing Tatum losing at least 50% of whatever he’ll earn for the rest of his life, Kobe Bryant and his boys scoping out some dark alleys, Nicole Murphy teaching her daughter about how jobs are for the unattractive and holy shit, Amanda Bynes has a time machine!

And now “The Great Ugly Asian Magazine Editor Slaughter Of 1957″ makes perfect sense…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Topless Vintage Camera Instagram
    Nonnie Moose
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    I blame Madonna.

  2. Verne Troyer The Lone Ranger Premiere
    Nonnie Moose
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    Sweet Jesus, it’s even worse than “Wild, Wild West!”

  3. Vin Diesel Shirtless Paddleboarding With Young Girl Facebook
    Sheppy
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    “I will destroy you.”

  4. Jennifer Coolidge Fat No Make Up
    Schadenfreude
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    Hi Mrs. Roper!

  5. Shia LaBeouf Army Shorts Boots Mia Goth Cameltoe Short Shorts
    Sheppy
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    “A particularly fine fart, Shia”

  6. Ewan McGregor Moustache Flavor Savor
    Schadenfreude
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    No one makes me bleed my own blood!

  7. Pope Francis Greeting Crowd Of Children Vatican Railway Station
    Nonnie Moose
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    Pope Francis meets 350 children… The Pedobear jokes just write themselves.

  8. Eric Dane Leg Stretch Working Out With Trainer
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    The dean will do anything to try and make Jeff Winger jealous.

  9. Kristina Mladenovic Cameltoe Upskirt Wimbledon
    Sheppy
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    All the right equipment to handle balls.

  10. Courtney Love Cleavage
    Nonnie Moose
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    She needs to work on her Amy Winehouse impersonation.

  11. Hugh Jackman Huge Biceps Carrying Baguette Walking Dog
    Sheppy
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    C’mon, be fair… it’s the dog straining on the leash.

  12. Alicia Silverstone Baby Bump Spandex Outfit
    Schadenfreude
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    As if!

  13. Vin Diesel Shirtless Paddleboarding With Young Girl Facebook
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    Imagine how scared you would be if this climbed out of the water onto YOUR surfboard.

  14. Rihanna Topless Vintage Camera Instagram
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    Oooohhh! Provocative! We’ve never seen anybody do this before.

  15. Donatella Versace Creepy Face
    rican
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    I always forget the name of that muppet.

  16. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Tight Pants
    Sheppy
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    “Paaaarp”

  17. Rihanna Topless Vintage Camera Instagram
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    Outdated camera. Updated breasteses.

  18. Donatella Versace Creepy Face
    Nonnie Moose
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    That is just screaming to be headshot before it bites someone.

  19.  Emi Takei James Franco Gucci Milan Menswear Fashion Week Spring Summer 2014 Show
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    “Like Vanilla Ice and Justin Bieber before me, in my masterpiece “Spring Breakers” I think I really captured the wigger vibe perfectly.”

    “Me love you long time.”

  20. Verne Troyer The Lone Ranger Premiere
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    Why the tear? Is somebody littering?

  21. Vin Diesel Shirtless Paddleboarding With Young Girl Facebook
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    Slow and passive.

  22. Jennifer Coolidge Fat No Make Up
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    Illegally blonde.

  23. Beth Ostrosky Stern Howard Stern Get Wild Event Evelyn Alexander Wildlife
    Nonnie Moose
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    Awwwww, that’s so sweet. Their baby is the spitting image of Howard.

  24. Russell Brand Long Scarf Posing With Fan BBC Radio 1 Studios
    Nonnie Moose
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    He’d hit it.

  25. Ewan McGregor Moustache Flavor Savor
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    And then Li’l Hitler on his shoulder said, “Seriously dude, keep the moustache.”

  26. Olivia Wilde Nipples No Bra
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    Olivia Wilde in a see-through sun dress. Your move, Monday.

  27. Pope Francis Greeting Crowd Of Children Vatican Railway Station
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    Pope Francis shoving 350 children at the Vatican Railway Station aboard a secret locomotive destined straight for a tunnel below St. Peter’s.

  28. Rihanna Topless Vintage Camera Instagram
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    When did she get those?

  29. Ireland Baldwin Butt Instagram
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    Well, of course she did.

  30.  Emi Takei James Franco Gucci Milan Menswear Fashion Week Spring Summer 2014 Show
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    “Play it cool, Franco. She’s going to ask you about all your brilliant unconventional artwork.”
    “I loved you in Spider-man!”

  31. Jennifer Coolidge Fat No Make Up
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    Well, at least Stifler doesn’t have to worry about all of his friends wanting to bang his mom anymore.

  32. Bill Clinton Drunk Scotts Restaurant
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    Get a chest wax? Good one, Steve Carell, good one.

  33. Barry Pepper Long Hair The Lone Ranger Premiere
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    “Barry Pepper” sounds like some flavor of a popular soft drink that they test marketed in Boise and it just didn’t go over too well.

  34. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    Yes Courtney, let it bleed. A lot. In the bathtub.

  35. Shia LaBeouf Army Shorts Boots Mia Goth Cameltoe Short Shorts
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    OK, now they’re just trolling us.

  36. Joe Lawrence Backwards Hat Skinny Jeans Skate Shoes The Lone Ranger Premiere
    Jc
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    It’s all fun and games till someone gives Joey a 90s time machine.

  37. Lauren Stoner Butt Bikini
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    Nice ass.

  38. Kristina Mladenovic Cameltoe Upskirt Wimbledon
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    I think she’s being penalized for foot faulting…that camel toe is just a little over the line.

  39. Eric Dane Leg Stretch Working Out With Trainer
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    “I thought the goal was to make my waist smaller, not my belt bigger.”
    “Shut up and keep stretching it, Shamu.”

  40. Britney Spears Saggy Boobs
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    Damn! She hit the wall hard. Those are some low hanging fruit.

  41. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Eric Johnson
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    I don’t think the song “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves” was supposed to be about the same person, but you never know.

  42. Molly Ringwald Nipples No Bra Jazz Concert Rehearsal Queensland
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    Still would.

  43. Verne Troyer The Lone Ranger Premiere
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    “HI YO SHILVER! AWAYYYY!”
    *crashes into guardrail*

  44. Vin Diesel Shirtless Paddleboarding With Young Girl Facebook
    Deacon Jones
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    Don’t do it, Vin.

  45. Channing Tatum Denise Albert Melissa Musen White House Down Screening Pre Party
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    Looks like he’s just about to Channing all over someone’s Tatum. (my apologies)

  46. Vin Diesel Shirtless Paddleboarding With Young Girl Facebook
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    Pictured is Vin Diesel in one of his daily Loli hunts

  47. Alicia Silverstone Baby Bump Spandex Outfit
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    What a lovely bird feeder.

  48. Rihanna Topless Vintage Camera Instagram
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    Black and white, her home turf.

  49. Vin Diesel Shirtless Paddleboarding With Young Girl Facebook
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    Cannot unsee Jake from Adventure Time.

  50. Molly Ringwald Nipples No Bra Jazz Concert Rehearsal Queensland
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    Obviously still a member of the breakfast club. And the lunch club. Etc.

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