The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.18.12

June 18th, 2012 // 442 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where not only did we begin and end this thing with Katy Perry, but we also included two shots of Bieber, because how do you choose between the levitating powers of his maple twig and the exact moment Mariah Yeater got replaced? The answer is you don’t. You also don’t use the word ‘perfectest’ unless you’re describing a woman like Maria Menounos who wore a bikini to her own birthday party that was sponsored by booze. Are you listening Megan Fox? Bikinis and booze, not babies.

I also get pissed when they’re out of chocolate too, but for entirely non-penis related reasons,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    CT
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    We’ve got bush!
    -Booger

  2. Grace Jones Crotch
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    IT’S NOTTT SEXXXY!!!!

  3. Justin Bieber MMVA
    hijkmno
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    every time i see this kid grabbing himself, i’m reminded of when my son was 4 months old and discovered his penis.

  4. Justin Bieber MMVA
    rican
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    Levitation by dick grabbing, wow!

  5. Megan Fox Baby Bump Brian Austin Green
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    it looks like twins to me. as this is the first time i have seen the father more pregnant than the mother.

  6. Megan Fox Baby Bump Brian Austin Green
    justin
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    whoever smelt it dealt it

  7. Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks Short Shorts Ronnie Ortiz Magro
    DeucePickle
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    Look at the butt on that.
    Yeah, he must work out.

  8. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    I’d love to see her naked.

  9. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    Jennifer Loce Hewitt, pelease tale note.

  10. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    joe
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    I just went to the Jenny McCarthy grooming school.

  11. Justin Bieber MMVA
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    Penis levitation, your move Chris Angel.

  12. Kylie Minogue Butt Glamour Shoot
    DeucePickle
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    I should probably be thankful for the amount of glare here.

  13. Justin Bieber MMVA
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    I didn’t realize you had to rehearse for lip syncing.

  14. Hugh Jackman Razor Scooter
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    Still manlier than anything Bieber will ever do

  15. Grace Jones Crotch
    Dick Hell
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    Which do you prefer, Madonna’s dessicated nipple or Grace Jones’ droopy crotch? Time to drive a stake through the heart of the 1980s and be done with it.

  16. Justin Bieber MMVA
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    We don’t have hovercars but they’ve been working on this?

  17. Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks Short Shorts Ronnie Ortiz Magro
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    I’ll be glad when a tornado hits Jersey Shore.

  18. Brett Ratner Warren Beatty
    DeucePickle
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    “Yeah, trust me, oysters don’t do shit, shrimp is where it’s at”!

  19. Tobey Maguire Emo Peter Parker Hair
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    Tobey, we get it. You went down on a really hairy guy. No need to be smug about it.

  20. Grace Jones Crotch
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    His breakup with Heidi Klum was the beginning of a long downward spiral for Seal.

  21. Justin Bieber MMVA
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    Caption should have read, “Justin Bieber trying to walk like a girl ’cause he wants to be one when he grows up.”

  22. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
    Hank E. Ring
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    Wow, had to look at that a few times to understand why she looked so skinny.

  23. Justin Bieber MMVA
    Cock Dr
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    What exactly is she grabbing at down there?

  24. Kylie Minogue Butt Glamour Shoot
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    I don’t know….I think I’d have to wreck that. It’s the accent.

  25. Justin Bieber MMVA
    Frank Burns
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    Looks like a lesbian dance aerobics class.

  26. Tobey Maguire Emo Peter Parker Hair
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    Your move Jared Leto.

  27. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly
    Dick Hell
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    Look, that heifer is WEARING her blue ribbon.

  28. Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks Short Shorts Ronnie Ortiz Magro
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Look out angry birds, they’re fighting back!

  29. Mena Suvari Cleavage Black Minidress
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    What, not gratuitous ass shot? WTF photoboy?

  30. Jennifer Lawrence Irritated
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    Doing her best impression of Georgio trying to come up with comments on The Crap We Missed this week.

  31. Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks Short Shorts Ronnie Ortiz Magro
    Cock Dr
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    It’s like 2 orange glazed Christmas hams wrapped in denim.

    • Pierce Bronzetan

      Or 2 pork loins that get all that delicious grizzle. But this one you don’t want to eat. And the drippings… ugh.

  32. Kylie Minogue Butt Glamour Shoot
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    Caption should read, “Kylie Minogue having sex with her poodle.”

  33. Brett Ratner Warren Beatty
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    “So you were really here the day the hotel opened Warren?”

  34. Alanis Morissette Cleavage
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    She always had a nice rack

  35. Madonna Gross Muscular Arms
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    Moments before Neo bursts out of her after realizing the full potential of being The One.

  36. Megan Fox Baby Bump Brian Austin Green
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    He just got a glimpse of her thumb.

  37. Hugh Jackman Razor Scooter
    Cock Dr
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    Shame about the hair.

  38. Lisa Rinna Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
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    The lengths some people will go to just to smell their own farts.

  39. Grace Jones Crotch
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    It’s your move Ru Paul.

  40. Maria Menounos Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    Yummy! But watch out, Maria, or you’ll turn into Kathie Lee Gifford.

  41. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    If you squint it DOES look like she has a huge bush… but also hairy tits… which is kinda hot.

  42. Jennifer Lawrence Irritated
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    Blossom, you are not madam.

  43. Kelly Clarkson Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress MMVA
    Jill Ess
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    HA! This is exactly like one of those bikini t-shirts!

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
    Animal
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    Hey that ice cream cone is the wrong color. (Just wanted to beat you nimrods to it since it was obviously forthcoming).

  45. Alanis Morissette Cleavage
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    Mmm. Mommie boobs.

  46. Lisa Rinna Butt Stretching Yoga Pants
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    How is she bending the tree that way?

  47. Jennifer Lawrence Irritated
    Frank Burns
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    Yeah, honey, I don’t know who you are either.

  48. Kylie Minogue Butt Glamour Shoot
    Cock Dr
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    I think there’s at least 2 different types of beastiality going on in this photo.

  49. Justin Bieber MMVA
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Prosthetics need constant attention.

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Ice Cream Cone Kris Jenner
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    Which has more fat in it?

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