Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where not only did we begin and end this thing with Katy Perry, but we also included two shots of Bieber, because how do you choose between the levitating powers of his maple twig and the exact moment Mariah Yeater got replaced? The answer is you don’t. You also don’t use the word ‘perfectest’ unless you’re describing a woman like Maria Menounos who wore a bikini to her own birthday party that was sponsored by booze. Are you listening Megan Fox? Bikinis and booze, not babies.
I also get pissed when they’re out of chocolate too, but for entirely non-penis related reasons,
- Photo Boy
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We’ve got bush!
-Booger
What the fuck is a robster craw? -Booger
All three of them. Wait… three?
It does tend to detract from the motor-boating experience when you wind up with hair in your mouth.
looks like my grandmothers douche bag but that’s in ohio
What the fuck is a frush? I’ve got two 2′s, that beats a frush
IT’S NOTTT SEXXXY!!!!
every time i see this kid grabbing himself, i’m reminded of when my son was 4 months old and discovered his penis.
I tried thumbing this up but it wouldn’t let me. You gotta fix that Fish.
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its stupid
Levitation by dick grabbing, wow!
it looks like twins to me. as this is the first time i have seen the father more pregnant than the mother.
whoever smelt it dealt it
Look at the butt on that.
Yeah, he must work out.
Fantastic Dumb & Dumber reference! Seriously lol!
I’d love to see her naked.
Little reds or big pinks?
Jennifer Loce Hewitt, pelease tale note.
I just went to the Jenny McCarthy grooming school.
Penis levitation, your move Chris Angel.
I should probably be thankful for the amount of glare here.
I didn’t realize you had to rehearse for lip syncing.
Still manlier than anything Bieber will ever do
He pisses more testosterone than Bieber will ever have.
Which do you prefer, Madonna’s dessicated nipple or Grace Jones’ droopy crotch? Time to drive a stake through the heart of the 1980s and be done with it.
We don’t have hovercars but they’ve been working on this?
I’ll be glad when a tornado hits Jersey Shore.
“Yeah, trust me, oysters don’t do shit, shrimp is where it’s at”!
Tobey, we get it. You went down on a really hairy guy. No need to be smug about it.
His breakup with Heidi Klum was the beginning of a long downward spiral for Seal.
She’s more man than Seal will ever be.
She obviously has bigger balls.
Caption should have read, “Justin Bieber trying to walk like a girl ’cause he wants to be one when he grows up.”
Wow, had to look at that a few times to understand why she looked so skinny.
What exactly is she grabbing at down there?
I don’t know….I think I’d have to wreck that. It’s the accent.
Looks like a lesbian dance aerobics class.
Your move Jared Leto.
Look, that heifer is WEARING her blue ribbon.
MoooooOOOOOOOooooo!
Look out angry birds, they’re fighting back!
Awesome
What, not gratuitous ass shot? WTF photoboy?
Photo Boy did you a favor. That skirt does nothing for her ass.
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No it doesn’t! Love her ass.
Ruined by crap tattoos.
I happen to love her ass. The dress can go into the trash…
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Doing her best impression of Georgio trying to come up with comments on The Crap We Missed this week.
It’s like 2 orange glazed Christmas hams wrapped in denim.
Or 2 pork loins that get all that delicious grizzle. But this one you don’t want to eat. And the drippings… ugh.
Caption should read, “Kylie Minogue having sex with her poodle.”
“So you were really here the day the hotel opened Warren?”
She always had a nice rack
Moments before Neo bursts out of her after realizing the full potential of being The One.
He just got a glimpse of her thumb.
Shame about the hair.
The lengths some people will go to just to smell their own farts.
It’s your move Ru Paul.
Yummy! But watch out, Maria, or you’ll turn into Kathie Lee Gifford.
If you squint it DOES look like she has a huge bush… but also hairy tits… which is kinda hot.
Blossom, you are not madam.
In my opinionation.
HA! This is exactly like one of those bikini t-shirts!
Hey that ice cream cone is the wrong color. (Just wanted to beat you nimrods to it since it was obviously forthcoming).
Damn you.
And yes, so obvious.
Mmm. Mommie boobs.
How is she bending the tree that way?
Trees can smell things too.
Yeah, honey, I don’t know who you are either.
I think there’s at least 2 different types of beastiality going on in this photo.
Prosthetics need constant attention.
Which has more fat in it?