The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13

June 17th, 2013 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics of his dick, and Mick Jagger staring into the void, probably pondering his contribution to rock music and his life’s legacy. Or sex with models.

Yeah, I’m going with sex with models.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
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    This is the best that Sarah Jessica Parker has looked in awhile.

  2. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    YadaYada
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    What an ASSSSSSSS.

  3. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    anonymous
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    She’s is built weird. How can you look fat but still have six pack abs?

  4. Sofia Vergara Butt Bikini Whosay
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    This… This is what makes up for all the Lady Gaga, Kim K, and Farrah Abraham posts..

    • Mike

      Damn skippy. And I thought it was Aly Michalka at first. Doesn’t matter, the two of them are hot on different spectrums.

  5. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
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    Ladies, please. You’ll wrinkle the jacket.

  6. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
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    Steven, yes… Can you please stop calling my private line offering me martial arts lessons?
    And no, I will not bring Chili’s to Russia.

  7. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    Well at least we know who stole Kim’s baby… She won’t get far though…

  8. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
    Amanda
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    Poor brave Joe exposing himself to “those icky girl germs” in order to perform. The show must go on.

  9. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
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    “Look! I swear! I did not masturbate to you! Honest!… Oh sorry, wrong hand.
    HONEST!”

  10. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
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    I’m just going to…ugh…reach really far down your throat and…mmmph….get a grip on your heart and…uuhhh…RIP IT OUT.

  11. Joe Jonas Miss USA Pageant Contestants
    Cock Dr
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    Ms DC ain’t fooled.

  12. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tuileries Piaget Private Party
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    how about Bar Rafaeli in Paris and forget the rest of that nonsense.

  13. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
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    I will give Mr. Kraft his Super Bowl ring back for…ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

  14. Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Screening And Opening Ceremony the Taormina Filmfest
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    “What did I tell ya about taking pictures of my fat side!?!?!?!?!”

  15. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    I thought Olivia Wilde got implants for a sec.

  16. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    I live on the west coast. We want nothing to do with this. Thank you.

  17. Jon Voight
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    “Duuuude, I fuckin’ loved you in Anaconda!”

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    Ahh the cult of the Chicken Frideus…

  19. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
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    Wow, Christopher Reeve is really doing well.

  20. Prince Harry Kate Middleton  Trooping The Colour The Queen's Birthday Parade
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    Looks like her mood ring is saying, “Get the fuck out of my face.”

  21. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    I wonder what the red knee-pads are f… Oh right…

  22. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    As Emeril would say, “BAM!”

  23. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
    alex
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    Why does this kid always look like he’s the end result of a market research survey?

  24. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    BorrisMorris
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    Damn. Just when I’d collected all the bobbleheads, then go and put out another batch.

  25. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    I guess somebody probably likes this. I do not know them.

  26. Jon Voight
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    “I for one, approve of your daughter’s new tits…”

  27. Halle Berry Cleavage Pregnant Belly See Through Dress Fiance Olivier Martinez Toiles Enchantees Party Champs Elysees Film Festival
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    Dude, you’ve see her crazy side and you’re still gesturing at chicks to call you?
    Balls of steel, my friend…

  28. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
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    High performance when you need it most. …you can go swimming, horseback riding…anytime. New Playtex Sport.

  29. Prince William Talking To Random Chicks At Charity Polo Match
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    Did I forget to turn off the oven? Hmmm Oh right, that’s for common folk.

  30. Uma Thurman Cleavage Bending Over 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    All right class, figure drawing is over for today. Miss Uma, thank you very much, you can stand up straight now. Here’s your $10. And…next time, please go with something a little less “prom gown.” Thanks.

  31. George Lucas Carrie Fisher 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    It’s only fitting he be devoured by the Sarlacc pit…

  32. Miley Cyrus Underwear Instagram
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    A Clockwork Orange Julius

  33. Mark Wahlberg Wife Rhea Durham Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Ella Rae
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    Does everyone in that family get their own last name?

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    This is the short black man equivalent of the muu muu.

  35. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
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    I know for a fact he’s not leaving a Kanye West listening party because his ears aren’t bleeding.

  36. Justin Bieber Wifebeater Gold Chain Sweaty Bodyguard Kanye West Listening Party
    Jade
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    Can he walk upright?

  37. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
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    Wow! Just look at the vocal cords on this kid, would ya

  38. Katherine Heigl Petting Horse Twitter
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    first the team up of Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz now Sarah Jessica parker and Katherine Heigl

  39. Patrick Schwarzenegger Flyboarding
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    He might not be back…

  40. Rihanna Butt Bending Over
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    “Performing.”

  41. Jon Voight
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    Thank you Mr. Voight for using Enterprise Rent-a-Car. You can return it on Wednesday. No, I’m not one of the many former college athletes that Enterprise hires after college.

  42. Mick Jagger Looking Sad On Balcony
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    Hey you kids! Turn down that loud music!

  43. Donald Trump Nana Meriwether Miss USA Pageant
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    You know, it just doesn’t get much classier than Donald Trump at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. *jealous*

  44. Emma Watson's Vagina
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    Mace Windu didn’t die. he just got fat and ugly.

  45. Adam Levine Shivering Maroon Five The Today Show
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    He’s got the crabs like Jagger

  46. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage amfAR New York Inspiration Gala
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    Give new meaning to the term “the size of Ireland.”

  47. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Screening LA Film Festival
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    Prometheus 2: Wooly Willy Weyland

  48. Gerard Depardieu Holding Tiny Chair Closing Ceremony Russian Film Festival
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    Gives new meaning to the term “the size of Gerard Depardieu.”

  49. Vladimir Putin Earpiece
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    The face of modern Russia: more than appropriate it isn’t pretty.

  50. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt Mens Singles Aegon Championships
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    “Miss Middleton, would you like a cushion for your seat? Because,….well, you know….”

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