“Guess who fell in a thimble of bronzer again. Heyyyyy!”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a weekend’s worth of your favorite celebrities in beautiful Technicolor. Featuring Keanu Reeves returning to earth with tidings peace, Ali Larter finding the ultimate solution me staring at her boobs, David Beckham at the exact moment he saw the Blake Lively photos and a joining of forces on par with seeing Superman meet Batman for the first time if one of them raped somebody.
Robert Pattinson is The Matrix now,
- The Superficial
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Worst!
What a barge!
Did she have her boobs removed, or her gunt enlarged…wtf? she has no shape…wait, is “blob” a geometric form?
Buttered Popcorn Face
Tsunami incoming in 3 . . . 2. . . .1 . . .
best post so far.
He’s on a mission from God.
Where’s the hooha?
I thought Katy Perry put on some marriage pounds…
Yes, it is somewhat unorthodox to use children as a source of clean, carbon-free transportation, but this part of NYC didn’t have any bike lanes and walking just wasn’t an option.
sweet jesus
she’s quite the upgrade!
So apparently Sabretooth’s mutant power is being able to give birth to 3 year-olds …while walking?
that’s one sexy old lady.
Damned straight on that one.
hahahahahaha my lord
Kim K wanna be
This is the reason why most people buy hats and clothes in stores as opposed to recycling their handwoven market baskets and grandmother’s curtains.
One word, Ms. Gaga: Rhinoplasty.
…..and whatever procedure can fix her buck teeth
Face and talent transplant
I’m going back in the closet………BYE!!!!
*insert joke about nuts here*
But seriously, I wanna lick his nuts.
ditto…. seriously…
he really needs to start shelling those peanuts before he eats them.
That camel toe makes MY hooha hurt.
Mine too, mine too.
That camel toe makes my hooha tingle.
It doesn’t work that way, the kid must be facing the opposite direction.
mmmm
Gah …
“……it puts its foot in the boat.”
Baha! Awesome!
+1
Oh damn, you just know he’s sweating like a pig under that coat…
Can u imagine going down on this whale. It probably tastes like creme cheese and bacon down there. She probably has to stuff thousand dollar bills up her cooch to get any action!
I was thinking chum and bile but I guess bacon and creme cheese will work too.
The fact that you even imagined going down on her in the first place says a lot about you…
I like the spray-on hairline.
Somebody should tell Whoopi that Harry Potter: The Prizzizoner of Blackskaban has already been cast.
Russel Brand is losing his fucking mind.
Someone should tell her that stingrays are dangerous.
that child is a mutant
Pedophilia: You’re doing it wrong.
Chumlee is going to catch hell from his friends for wearing pink crocs.
SMASH LITTLE HUMANS!!
Rosie SMASH!
26? If she’s 26, I’m Blake Lively’s publicist….
Hi Blake’s publicst! Would you like to work for me?
More like 36 !!!
Is it me or is he starting to morph into Rambo?
Damn. You stole my Rambo joke.
“LOOK AT ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!! I’M RELEVANT!!!”
What the fuck?
No, seriously. What the fuck?!
He went from cool to loser in just a few years. Sad.
He just remembered about Hancock…
i wonder how pushed up those are. not bad
this is a sad photo
Of course it is. These’s no passion, like the Jim Carrey version…
Too bad those sunglasses only cover a small portion of his face.
This is what we’ll see from Lady Gag(a) in six months.
exqueeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?
What happened to all the fruit in her hat?
Her 26th birthday coincides with her boobs 6th birthday.
Apparently old man jizz ages you by 10 years.
He’s thinking, “Wow, she really is too hot for me”.
Best she’s ever looked.
I heard the Japanese authorities will be using a Rosie queef to alert the masses of approaching tsunamis. This will safe a lot of people, this is true.
Now lets lets find a way to predict earthquakes. shall we?
shes like a human-manta ray hybrid