The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.13.11

June 13th, 2011 // 919 Comments

“Guess who fell in a thimble of bronzer again. Heyyyyy!”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a weekend’s worth of your favorite celebrities in beautiful Technicolor. Featuring Keanu Reeves returning to earth with tidings peace, Ali Larter finding the ultimate solution me staring at her boobs, David Beckham at the exact moment he saw the Blake Lively photos and a joining of forces on par with seeing Superman meet Batman for the first time if one of them raped somebody.

Robert Pattinson is The Matrix now,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. First

    Worst!

  2. Rosie O'Donnell
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    What a barge!

  3. LRonHoover

    Buttered Popcorn Face

  4. Rosie O'Donnell
    Amy
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    Tsunami incoming in 3 . . . 2. . . .1 . . .

  5. Robert Pattinson
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    He’s on a mission from God.

  6. Aubrey O'Day
    Keyser Ballsy
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    Where’s the hooha?

  7. Rosie O'Donnell
    Hugh Gentry
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    I thought Katy Perry put on some marriage pounds…

  8. Liev Schreiber
    Amy
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    Yes, it is somewhat unorthodox to use children as a source of clean, carbon-free transportation, but this part of NYC didn’t have any bike lanes and walking just wasn’t an option.

  9. Lady Gaga
    michmasterflex
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    sweet jesus

  10. Kelsey Grammer Kayte Walsh
    Hugh Gentry
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    she’s quite the upgrade!

  11. Liev Schreiber
    ReadHead
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    So apparently Sabretooth’s mutant power is being able to give birth to 3 year-olds …while walking?

  12. Christie Brinkley
    Hugh Gentry
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    that’s one sexy old lady.

  13. Richard Simmons
    michmasterflex
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    hahahahahaha my lord

  14. rican

    Kim K wanna be

  15. Whoopi Goldberg
    Amy
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    This is the reason why most people buy hats and clothes in stores as opposed to recycling their handwoven market baskets and grandmother’s curtains.

  16. Lady Gaga
    Satan's bitch
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    One word, Ms. Gaga: Rhinoplasty.

  17. Richard Simmons
    ziphead
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    I’m going back in the closet………BYE!!!!

  18. Jason Bateman
    Mandi
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    *insert joke about nuts here*

    But seriously, I wanna lick his nuts.

  19. Jason Bateman
    ziphead
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    he really needs to start shelling those peanuts before he eats them.

  20. Coco
    Satan's bitch
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    That camel toe makes MY hooha hurt.

  21. Liev Schreiber
    Michael Jackson
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    It doesn’t work that way, the kid must be facing the opposite direction.

  22. Kendra Wilkinson
    Deacon Jones
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    mmmm

  23. Kelley

    Gah …

  24. Rosie O'Donnell
    Deacon Jones
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    “……it puts its foot in the boat.”

  25. Cee Lo Green
    Satan's bitch
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    Oh damn, you just know he’s sweating like a pig under that coat…

  26. Rosie O'Donnell
    S'up Bitches!
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    Can u imagine going down on this whale. It probably tastes like creme cheese and bacon down there. She probably has to stuff thousand dollar bills up her cooch to get any action!

  27. Richard Simmons
    Deacon Jones
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    I like the spray-on hairline.

  28. Whoopi Goldberg
    ReadHead
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    Somebody should tell Whoopi that Harry Potter: The Prizzizoner of Blackskaban has already been cast.

  29. Whoopi Goldberg
    Deacon Jones
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    Russel Brand is losing his fucking mind.

  30. Whoopi Goldberg
    Steve Irwin
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    Someone should tell her that stingrays are dangerous.

  31. Liev Schreiber
    adolf hitler
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    that child is a mutant

  32. Liev Schreiber
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    Pedophilia: You’re doing it wrong.

  33. Rosie O'Donnell
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    Chumlee is going to catch hell from his friends for wearing pink crocs.

  34. Rosie O'Donnell
    Sand
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    SMASH LITTLE HUMANS!!

  35. Kendra Wilkinson
    Hemingway
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    26? If she’s 26, I’m Blake Lively’s publicist….

  36. Al Pacino
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    Is it me or is he starting to morph into Rambo?

  37. Lady Gaga
    Sand
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    “LOOK AT ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!! I’M RELEVANT!!!”

  38. Al Pacino
    Satan's bitch
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    What the fuck?

    No, seriously. What the fuck?!

  39. Jason Bateman
    Steve Irwin
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    He just remembered about Hancock…

  40. Lucy Liu
    adolf hitler
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    i wonder how pushed up those are. not bad

  41. Tea Leoni
    adolf hitler
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    this is a sad photo

  42. Robert Pattinson
    Sand
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    Too bad those sunglasses only cover a small portion of his face.

  43. Whoopi Goldberg
    Sand
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    This is what we’ll see from Lady Gag(a) in six months.

  44. Alexander Skarsgard
    adolf hitler
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    exqueeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?

  45. Kate Middleton Prince William
    Steve Irwin
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    What happened to all the fruit in her hat?

  46. Kendra Wilkinson
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    Her 26th birthday coincides with her boobs 6th birthday.

    Apparently old man jizz ages you by 10 years.

  47. Kate Middleton Prince William
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    He’s thinking, “Wow, she really is too hot for me”.

  48. Pamela Anderson Stormtrooper
    Mandi
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    Best she’s ever looked.

  49. Rosie O'Donnell
    rough
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    I heard the Japanese authorities will be using a Rosie queef to alert the masses of approaching tsunamis. This will safe a lot of people, this is true.

    Now lets lets find a way to predict earthquakes. shall we?

  50. Aubrey O'Day
    adolf hitler
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    shes like a human-manta ray hybrid

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