“Guess who fell in a thimble of bronzer again. Heyyyyy!”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a weekend’s worth of your favorite celebrities in beautiful Technicolor. Featuring Keanu Reeves returning to earth with tidings peace, Ali Larter finding the ultimate solution me staring at her boobs, David Beckham at the exact moment he saw the Blake Lively photos and a joining of forces on par with seeing Superman meet Batman for the first time if one of them raped somebody.
Robert Pattinson is The Matrix now,
- The Superficial