The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.10.13

June 10th, 2013 // 501 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day of class acts and great decision-making, so why not keep that rolling, starting with Scarlett Johansson who’s posting selfies online again because that’s something that’s never gone completely off the rails for her before. Then there’s Mario Lopez posing with mini Kim and Kanye who’s impression is slightly off since Lil’ Ye (Oh, that happened.) seems to not be fleeing the country. We’ve also got Beyonce‘s ripped and filled-with-real-baby belly, as well as these two BFFLs who totally think she’s looking over here, tee-hee!

I’m declaring the comment, “Holy shit, Bob Barker‘s still alive?!’ invalid on this one, because he’s clearly not. Maybe something about the crypt-keeper, or Sarah Jessica Parker‘s hands? I don’t know, you guys’ll figure it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jojo73

    That guy on the right practically has his penis inside of her

  2. Maria Menounos Posing With Gay Guys In Speedos LA Pride Parade Grand Marshall
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    Somehow, the former cast of 90210 seems “less gay”…

  3. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    Hope he doesn’t slip on the wet floor.

  4. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Before everyone goes crazy here, it’s obvious that he was going to scratch his own ass and she got in the way.

    (BTW, that excuse does NOT work with the NYPD.)

  5. The Rock Kissing Killer Whale Twitter
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    Great. Now we have to deal with juiced whales.

  6. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    But Brad, you just HAVE to come over my house. I have a cool typewriter I want you to see…

  7. Kate Hudson Bikini Pouring Tea Into Sippie Cup For Child
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Scalding hot Gerber green tea, little one?”

  8. Patrick Dempsey Prepping For 24 Hours of Le Mans 2013
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So, no, there isn’t going to be a Loverboy sequel?

  9. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
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    Angelina has really let herself go since the mastectomy.

  10. Judith Light Skinny Armpit Vagina 67th Annual Tony Awards
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    Who’s the boss now, bitch?

  11. Maria Menounos Posing With Gay Guys In Speedos LA Pride Parade Grand Marshall
    Little Tongue
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    “You leave my ass alone or else, you fake!”

  12. Scarlett Johansson Ducklips Selfie Instagram
    Tom N.
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    Beautiful, despite what Superficial commenters think about her.

  13. Beyonce Pregnant Ripped Abs Bare Midriff
    ThisWillHurt
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    Wow, that was a quick delivery!

  14. Maria Menounos Posing With Gay Guys In Speedos LA Pride Parade Grand Marshall
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    What a waste. A delicious slice of woman like Maria surrounded by men who have absolutely no interest in getting dat ass.

  15. Scarlett Johansson Ducklips Selfie Instagram
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    Let’s all take a moment of silence to mourn the death of Scarlett’s boobs…
    Reynolds, I could forgive you for Green Lantern, but not this… Never this…

  16. The Rock Kissing Killer Whale Twitter
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    So that’s the Rock’s secret…he squeezes our sea mammals for their precious bodily fluids.

  17. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Holding Trophy Spike TV Guys Choice
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    “Nancy boy, speak to me in that language you call an accent again and I’ll rip you in two…”

  18. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
    ThisWillHurt
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    It’s hard to imagine anyone on a “Real Housewives” show as having a “personality,” Photo Boy.

  19. Kate Hudson Bikini Pouring Tea Into Sippie Cup For Child
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    Yeah, fill up that sippy cup, Kate. Poor kid’s been thirsty his whole life.

  20. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
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    Shia the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker.

  21. Ian Somerhalder Beaded Bracelet BloodyCon 2013
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It really shouldn’t be that difficult to figure out how many of those beads he can get in his ass.

    Oops. This was supposed to be under the Mario Lopez pic.

  22. Alexander Skarsgard Ellen Page Hugging Twitter
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    The peen is strong with this one…

  23. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
    ThisWillHurt
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    World’s most cylindrical boner ever.

  24. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
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    Sexiest man barely alive.

  25. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
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    Kanye and Kim are looking a little.

  26. The Rock Kissing Killer Whale Twitter
    yoop
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    Can you smell what the Rock’s been cooking?

  27. Cara Santana Upskirt Panty Flash 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
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    “Can you see my penis? How about now?”

  28. Maria Menounos Posing With Gay Guys In Speedos LA Pride Parade Grand Marshall
    Cock Dr
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    Nice work coordinating the pastel underpants.

  29. Alexander Skarsgard Ellen Page Hugging Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is an even more impressive conversion that Johnny Depp managed.

  30. Mario Lopez Midget Kim Kardashian Kanye West Impersonators Twitter
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    I never thought I would actually witness a Kim K and Kanye midget impersonators.
    Well done internet, well done.

  31. Alanis Morissette Baggy Ass Jeans Son Ever
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    Ever and Never.

  32. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
    Little Tongue
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    “Yes, Facebook friends, what you might of heard is true. He’s done it with Angelina and now, he’s doing it to her. You can start eating your hearts out now, bitches!”

  33. Mel Gibson Maria Menounos 35th Birthday Party
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    It’s difficult from to context to guess what Mel is saying…ah, just kidding, we know it’s racist.

  34. Joe Simson And Male Companion Hiding Faces Chateau Marmont
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    Cracks me up when famous people go to the Chateau and pretend they don’t want to be seen.

  35. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
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    Honey, have you seen my keys? I could have sworn I put them…right…here…

  36. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Bikini
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    After spending my weekend re-watching the Transporter movies, I gotta say, Jason Statham deserves a sweet piece of ass like this. He kicks ass.

  37. Nathan Runkle Bob Barker Mercy For Animals Free To Be Event
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    something, something crypt-keeper, something, something.

  38. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
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    This guy becomes a bigger idiot on a daily basis.

  39. Kyle Richards Getting Ass Grabbed By Husband Mauricio Umansky
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    Can we term this the “Chad Johnson” and let it fade into obscurity by tomorrow?

  40. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Fishnets Parklife Festival
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    it looks like the smaller curds are seeping through the netting.

  41. Mila Kunis Kissing Ashton Kutcher Dumb Hat
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    god damn him. just…damn him.

  42. Shia LaBeouf Holding Huge Camoflage Backpack Shorts Combat Boots
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    I wish an actual member of our armed forces would whoop his ass.

  43. Beyonce Pregnant Ripped Abs Bare Midriff
    tlmck
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    With those abs, i think it is safe to say she has never been pregnant.

  44. Brad Pitt Ponytail Posing With Fan World War Z Premiere Sydney
    Cock Dr
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    His “I’m not able to recognize faces” disorder must come in handy from time to time.

  45. Iggy Azalea Buttcheeks Fishnets Parklife Festival
    ThisWillHurt
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    Amanda Bynes wasn’t kidding about that “rap career,” apparently.

  46. Lisa Marie Presley Weird Face CMA Music Festival
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    Kirstie Ally is looking better. I guess.

  47. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses LAX
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    Holy shit I just wish I hadn’t seen this.

  48. Cara Santana Upskirt Panty Flash 53rd Monte Carlo TV Festival
    Little Tongue
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    Nice scrotum, bitch!

  49. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs CMA Music Festival
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    Not really a Clarkson fan, but I do like that catchy tune she sings about climbing a flight of stairs.

  50. Anthony Weiner NYC Puerto Rican Day Parade
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How much did he pay her to hold the Weiner?

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