The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.9.11

May 9th, 2011 // 493 Comments

“Is that a Chris Brown post down there? Goddammit…”

Welcome to the Monday Crap We Missed where we take a full weekend in Hollywood antics and turn it into a highlight reel of smurf-boner deflators, Fez right before he picks up his prom date, and another tip ‘o the cap to the Lollipop Guild. And if you have a problem with all of these little people shots remember, don’t knock it until you’ve tickled and/or thrown one.

In honor of this cop, who probably died on duty that day,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna
    cc
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    She needs a big purse for her first aid kit.

  2. Ke$ha
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    Got queasy.

  3. Gabriel Aubry
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    you can tell he hates black people

  4. Russell Brand
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Squeal lak a pig!

  5. Keira Knightley
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Auditioning for the umpteenth Gremlin sequel. She’s about the right size, and she’s almost got the face down.

  6. Wilmer Valderrama
    adolf hitler
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    yo momma!

  7. Marie Osmond
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    What the fuck is attacking her head?

  8. Rihanna
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    Ah, the face that launched a thousand fists.

  9. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    This was moments before two nesting pigeons showed up and booted his ass off their perch. Actually one of them watched the other one do it.

  10. Marie Osmond
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    Fran Drescher is getting ready to say something obnoxious.

  11. Harrison Ford
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    You can see where his pocket ends, and there’s a lump beneath that.

  12. Keira Knightley
    AC
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    I’ve been wracking my brains for the best quote from “Aliens” for this one, but you get the picture.

  13. Russell Brand
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    “Guess wha’ I hid in me bum? G’head, ‘ave a look.” (see earlier Russell Brand post).

  14. Harrison Ford
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    He’s hoping that’s that’s the coke she was asking for.

  15. Ke$ha
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    Commented on this photo:

    If those pants fall off, I think we are still safe.

  16. Christopher Masterson
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    “So this one time Malcolm totally….
    Wait, where are you going?!
    How about if I tell you about my brother, Danny?
    He worked with MILA KUNIS!
    Anyone?”

  17. Keira Knightley
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    She’s trying way to hard to look like Sasha Grey.

  18. Helena Bonham Carter
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    Oy, I’d hate to smell those boots.

  19. Peter Dinklage
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    Why the long face?

  20. Lady Gaga
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    Her head looks like stepping in shit with white tennis shoes.

  21. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
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    My twinkie sense is tingling.

  22. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere down there is a game show with her name all over it.

  23. Halle Berry
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    What a beautiful colored woman.

  24. Ke$ha
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    Why is there a ferret tail sticking out from under her hair? How do you get sleazy with a ferret? Besides the obvious, of course.

  25. Peter Dinklage
    baron of all media
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    Yo, I would NOT mess with that dog, man. That is one tough looking guard gnome.

  26. Helena Bonham Carter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The English grow the best eccentrics.

  27. Helena Bonham Carter
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    Feeding the pigeons, sleeping in the park.

  28. Peter Dinklage
    dewey cox
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    “let me hold you, midget man
    so the dog will stop licking your face”

  29. Harrison Ford
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The side effects of a lifetime’s worth of wearing unsupportive boxers.

  30. Peter Dinklage
    Cock Dr
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    Pete needs a new hairstylist. He looks all hennaed out on top.

  31. Marie Osmond
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    Has she pumped out any more Mormons lately?

  32. Stone Cold Steve Austin
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    Food is served, and Stone Cold is munchin’

  33. Gabriel Aubry
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    You see this black thing I’m crushing in my hand!?!?!
    That could be YOU, bitch!

  34. Kendra Wilkinson
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Does a designer bag immunize one against ‘People of Walmart’ status?

  35. Wilmer Valderrama
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    ONE:
    Cut a hole in the vase.

  36. Halle Berry
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    black guy photobomb FTW

  37. Harrison Ford
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    From the upcoming film, “Indiana Jones and the Double Iced Americano.” Guarantee: It’ll be better than the last Indiana Jones movie.

  38. Keira Knightley
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    ” Pffftttt! What eating disorder? Look how happy and energetic I look! I’m smiling and laughing, I’m radiating with boundless energy!…I’m-” Splat. (Collapses on the ground where the next day her PR agent will release a statement Keira suffered from ‘dehydration’).

  39. Marie Osmond
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a Mormon transsexual…..what an oxymoron.

  40. Gabriel Aubry
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    “Where the black women at?”

  41. Kendra Wilkinson
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    Clever shirt Hank got her. It must have been so frustrating for her that that woman in the mirror looked exactly like her, only everything was backwards.

  42. Christopher Masterson
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Old Mac? Check. 80s look? Check. Rick Astley on vinyl? Check. Man, am I ever going to be a hit.

  43. Kendra Wilkinson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Carrying the recognized emblem of hemorrhoid sufferers everywhere.

  44. Lady Gaga
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    In her defense, her hair was all black, until Pepe le Pew accidentally spilled some white paint on her. You can guess what happened next.

  45. Lady Gaga
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    There really is a point when, no matter who you are, it’s evident that you are trying waaaay too hard.

  46. Adam Lambert
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    I never thought there’d come a day when there would be someone that made Robert Smith look a manly man.

  47. Stone Cold Steve Austin
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    This man is too cool for just one pair of sunglasses.

  48. Gabriel Aubry
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He used to be so hot.
    Then he was contaminated via Kardashian contact. That stain NEVER comes out.

  49. Russell Brand
    Siloporcen7
    Commented on this photo:

    Does he ever not have his coin-slot on display?

  50. Halle Berry
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    What bat-shit crazy looks like.

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