“Is that a Chris Brown post down there? Goddammit…”
Welcome to the Monday Crap We Missed where we take a full weekend in Hollywood antics and turn it into a highlight reel of smurf-boner deflators, Fez right before he picks up his prom date, and another tip ‘o the cap to the Lollipop Guild. And if you have a problem with all of these little people shots remember, don’t knock it until you’ve tickled and/or thrown one.
In honor of this cop, who probably died on duty that day,
- Photo Boy
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I’d hit THAT! Awkward.
Hiya liang nui!
Hi liang jai!
Want to ride in my Honda?
Sure liang jai!
Jump in!
That is a creepy looking Peter Parker.
Fido: “I went to NYC and all I got was this lousy dwarf…”
Proof that there are also 6 degrees of Lisa Rinna.
Why do I want to bang her so bad?
I’d love to be her neighbor, if you know what I mean
You both must be hard up.
I felt her up once. True story. She felt like P-Diddy.
Lunch time.
Based on the sweaty pits I’m just thankful we can’t see her crotch.
Gotta be the weirdest chick on the planet.
Steve evidently hearts wieners.
What?
“Steve evidently hearts wieners.”
She looks more and more like a tramp every time I see her, but I’d completley hit that. Guess Chris Brown thought so too..
That’s what the Devil’s twat looks like after a mean demonic orgasm.
I Hope They Serve Bacon in Hell.
Haha-great pull. I would have gone with “I hope they serve Rogain in hell” though. That receding hairline is making him look more and more downs syndrome-y.
Nope, “I Hope They Serve Ear In Hell” was the way to go.
My gash is THIIIIIS big!
Sir,
Have you been eating ear. I’m going to have to administer a fleshalyzer on you.
Eh, too easy. Next…
So…is this set in Chicago’s Lincoln Park neighborhood in 2002?
that’s retarded
Always depressing when the coolest guy from your youth officially looks “old.”
He still looks friggin awesome!
Uh no, he doesn’t. He really doesn’t.
I agree Georgio
He has old man balls
Just a heads up Fish, the Gallery link goes to the second image and skips this one.
Russaw, yaw bum is propah fit, mate. Propah fit indeed.
Please stop posting pics of this Teen Mom chick.
And is she pregnant again?
So… they decided to hit up the emo crap again? Awesome.
Did a young Bob Saget discover time travel so he could come to the future and fix his non-existent career in 2011?
+ like, a million
Annie? Is that you Annie?
Ah, boarding school memories, eh Russell?
Cover your neck. She’s going to attack!
I don’t care if he’s old, that’s THE Han Solo.
COME TO COCK DR.
Nice calves, emo wus.
What’s going on down below there? Is that a miniskirt, a ripped shirt, or just a disaster?
We’re talking about Kesha, so…………. Disaster.
Is that what the kids call it these days?
Driving a rickshaw now? I would never have guessed she had the thighs for it.
Why is her face the same color as her collar, which is the same color as her teeth?
Because she’s a chain smoker. She’s allowed to be on live TV? I wonder how she managed to get through the show without using the F-word 3-4 times in every sentence.
Wow, Russell Brand is friends with Gary Stanley….that explains a lot about his marriage to Katy Perry.
Gary Stanley or Gary Shirley?
Bitch almost looks normal!
I totally thought that was brian austin green and megan fox.
Seriously me too WTF!
Are they using some skinny leg CGI special effect on him?
If so, you know George Lucas had something to do with it.
What you don’t realize is that the dog is 18 inches tall.
LMAO!
thats his seeing eye person
It’s Marie Osmond. You know you’d throw her a quickie.
In a NY minute…after a nice jug-bang!
I think it’s funny/incredibly stupid that her newest hit song is about being beaten up… well, tortured anyway.
Also, from the way EVERY ONE OF HER SONGS sounds I’d guess that she’s pretty good at the sex… at least that’s what she’d lead you to believe!
What she lacks in boobage she makes up for in teeth!
Get Sleazy? No…sleazy requires an element of sexuality, which Ke$ha is completely lacking. The word she’s looking for is “crack whore”…it seems awkward, but “Get Crack Whore’d” is grammatically correct.
+20
It seems strange to see her with clothes on.
“My web-shooter is not working bring the ladder!”
Wow, that air traffic controller will DEFINITELY not fall asleep at work!
I’m surprised I didn’t see a post about Kelly “sweet boobies” Brook having a miscarriage. Her breasts will no longer be growing for your enjoyment but my heart does go out to her for her loss.
If your penis fits in this hole you are old enough to ride Lady Gaga.
+1
Helena Bonham Carter , there is just nothing else needing to be said!
…she actually looks like she’s singing “I killed Sirius Black..” over and over
LOL
In true celebrity fashion, Halle Berry shows up to a Walk/Run event and does neither.