The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.9.11

May 9th, 2011 // 493 Comments

“Is that a Chris Brown post down there? Goddammit…”

Welcome to the Monday Crap We Missed where we take a full weekend in Hollywood antics and turn it into a highlight reel of smurf-boner deflators, Fez right before he picks up his prom date, and another tip ‘o the cap to the Lollipop Guild. And if you have a problem with all of these little people shots remember, don’t knock it until you’ve tickled and/or thrown one.

In honor of this cop, who probably died on duty that day,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. MarkM

    I’d hit THAT! Awkward.

  2. Keira Knightley
    HF
    Commented on this photo:

    Hiya liang nui!
    Hi liang jai!
    Want to ride in my Honda?
    Sure liang jai!
    Jump in!

  3. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Jon Hex
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    That is a creepy looking Peter Parker.

  4. Peter Dinklage
    Bucky Barnes
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    Fido: “I went to NYC and all I got was this lousy dwarf…”

  5. Marie Osmond
    HF
    Commented on this photo:

    Proof that there are also 6 degrees of Lisa Rinna.

  6. Ke$ha
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do I want to bang her so bad?

  7. Mike Tyson
    oermens
    Commented on this photo:

    Lunch time.

  8. Lady Gaga
    Bucky Barnes
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    Based on the sweaty pits I’m just thankful we can’t see her crotch.

  9. Helena Bonham Carter
    sparkymcgee
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    Gotta be the weirdest chick on the planet.

  10. Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Bucky Barnes
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    Steve evidently hearts wieners.

  11. Bob

    She looks more and more like a tramp every time I see her, but I’d completley hit that. Guess Chris Brown thought so too..

  12. Keira Knightley
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s what the Devil’s twat looks like after a mean demonic orgasm.

  13. Mike Tyson
    Weber
    Commented on this photo:

    I Hope They Serve Bacon in Hell.

    • Smallhandscabbage

      Haha-great pull. I would have gone with “I hope they serve Rogain in hell” though. That receding hairline is making him look more and more downs syndrome-y.

  14. Lady Gaga
    HF
    Commented on this photo:

    My gash is THIIIIIS big!

  15. Mike Tyson
    sparkymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    Sir,

    Have you been eating ear. I’m going to have to administer a fleshalyzer on you.

  16. Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    Eh, too easy. Next…

  17. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
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    So…is this set in Chicago’s Lincoln Park neighborhood in 2002?

  18. Keira Knightley
    That's Retarded
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s retarded

  19. Harrison Ford
    Commented on this photo:

    Always depressing when the coolest guy from your youth officially looks “old.”

  20. Hurp

    Just a heads up Fish, the Gallery link goes to the second image and skips this one.

  21. Russell Brand
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Russaw, yaw bum is propah fit, mate. Propah fit indeed.

  22. Adam Lambert
    Commented on this photo:

    Please stop posting pics of this Teen Mom chick.

  23. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Pixie
    Commented on this photo:

    So… they decided to hit up the emo crap again? Awesome.

  24. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Hurp
    Commented on this photo:

    Did a young Bob Saget discover time travel so he could come to the future and fix his non-existent career in 2011?

  25. Rihanna
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Annie? Is that you Annie?

  26. Russell Brand
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, boarding school memories, eh Russell?

  27. Keira Knightley
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Cover your neck. She’s going to attack!

  28. Harrison Ford
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care if he’s old, that’s THE Han Solo.
    COME TO COCK DR.

  29. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice calves, emo wus.

  30. Ke$ha
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s going on down below there? Is that a miniskirt, a ripped shirt, or just a disaster?

  31. Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that what the kids call it these days?

  32. Helena Bonham Carter
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Driving a rickshaw now? I would never have guessed she had the thighs for it.

  33. Keira Knightley
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is her face the same color as her collar, which is the same color as her teeth?

    • Urbanspaceman

      Because she’s a chain smoker. She’s allowed to be on live TV? I wonder how she managed to get through the show without using the F-word 3-4 times in every sentence.

  34. Russell Brand
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, Russell Brand is friends with Gary Stanley….that explains a lot about his marriage to Katy Perry.

  35. Rihanna
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch almost looks normal!

  36. Russell Brand
    bea
    Commented on this photo:

    I totally thought that was brian austin green and megan fox.

  37. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Commented on this photo:

    Are they using some skinny leg CGI special effect on him?

  38. Peter Dinklage
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    What you don’t realize is that the dog is 18 inches tall.

  39. Marie Osmond
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s Marie Osmond. You know you’d throw her a quickie.

  40. larrythefatcat

    I think it’s funny/incredibly stupid that her newest hit song is about being beaten up… well, tortured anyway.

    Also, from the way EVERY ONE OF HER SONGS sounds I’d guess that she’s pretty good at the sex… at least that’s what she’d lead you to believe!

  41. Keira Knightley
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    What she lacks in boobage she makes up for in teeth!

  42. Ke$ha
    Commented on this photo:

    Get Sleazy? No…sleazy requires an element of sexuality, which Ke$ha is completely lacking. The word she’s looking for is “crack whore”…it seems awkward, but “Get Crack Whore’d” is grammatically correct.

  43. Kendra Wilkinson
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    It seems strange to see her with clothes on.

  44. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    “My web-shooter is not working bring the ladder!”

  45. Christopher Masterson
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, that air traffic controller will DEFINITELY not fall asleep at work!

  46. spookyfish

    I’m surprised I didn’t see a post about Kelly “sweet boobies” Brook having a miscarriage. Her breasts will no longer be growing for your enjoyment but my heart does go out to her for her loss.

  47. Lady Gaga
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    If your penis fits in this hole you are old enough to ride Lady Gaga.

  48. Helena Bonham Carter
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Helena Bonham Carter , there is just nothing else needing to be said!

  49. Helena Bonham Carter
    Commented on this photo:

    …she actually looks like she’s singing “I killed Sirius Black..” over and over

  50. Halle Berry
    viralan
    Commented on this photo:

    In true celebrity fashion, Halle Berry shows up to a Walk/Run event and does neither.

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