The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.23.11

May 23rd, 2011 // 729 Comments

“I’m the luckiest girl in the world! WHEEEEEEEEE!”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Zombie Edition. Seriously, there is no shortage of the undead in here, and I’m not just talking about people who just look like they legally should be declared dead, but also those whose careers have fled this earthly plane, never to be seen again. Wait, did I link that to Megan Fox? Because I meant to link that to Megan Fox.

Still sleeping with a nightlight,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hugh Gentry

    hey asshole, where is the new Lohan tit pic???

  2. Tom Brady Water Slide
    Dumas
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    To easy

  3. Lady Gaga
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. It’s like Madonna circa 1983, except I am not masturbating.

  4. President Barack Obama
    whos rough daddy and what does he do?
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    Guinness is a great choice Mr Prez.

  5. Courtney Love
    HC66
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    I knew I should’ve read that CDC page for dealing with the Zombie Apocalypse.

  6. President Barack Obama
    Colin
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    That’s Barragh O’Bama to you, lads.

  7. Courtney Love
    kimmykimkim
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    Did she get half-raptured or some shit?

  8. Courtney Love
    It had to be said
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    Hard to imagine that Kurt Cobain would have thought death was a preferable option . . .

  9. President Barack Obama
    Hugh Jass
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    Geez it’s like drinking a loaf of bread.

  10. Jessica Biel
    Colin
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    Oh look, it’s Arwen.

  11. Lady Gaga
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    What’s black and white and derivative all over?

  12. Tom Brady Water Slide
    TomFrank
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    So this is how Japan deported Russell Brand? Doesn’t seem so bad.

  13. Jessica Biel
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Leaving the Walgreen’s, wearing a suede suit. No big deal.

  14. Julianne Hough
    It had to be said
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    Oh, those knee pads will definitely come in handy.

  15. David Spade
    Hugh Jass
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    Kid Rock’s little brother?

  16. Tom Brady Water Slide
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    The one time Brady went down a shoot that didn’t end in some sort of brown pudding.

  17. Lady Gaga
    TomFrank
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    “Like a version…”

  18. President Barack Obama
    Dan's friend
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh, er–are those beer nuts?! Uh..

  19. Sinbad
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeeeeah, Erin Go Br…! Wait.

  20. Courtney Love
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    She has the Madonna arms

  21. Kirstie Alley
    whos rough daddy and what does he do?
    Commented on this photo:

    She should ask Sinbad whats his secret.

  22. Daisy Lowe
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    And THIS is why it is vital to keep women from having mirrors in their houses.

  23. Cedric The Entertainer
    Hugh Jass
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    Wait, he’s still alive?!

  24. Courtney Love
    Black Comedianne
    Commented on this photo:

    Lookin’ like Kurt exhumed and shiiii

  25. Verne Troyer Lindsey Vonn
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, bitch, put some underwear on!

  26. Tom Brady Water Slide
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, this guy has balls?

  27. Verne Troyer Lindsey Vonn
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, honey, I’m short, but IT is this long, know what I’m sayin?

  28. Cedric The Entertainer
    White Comedianne
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe funny in 2001

  29. Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson
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    Looks like the central vacuuming caught another kleenex.

  30. Gisele Bundchen
    It had to be said
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    Wow. She looks like Tom Brady.

  31. President Barack Obama
    Commented on this photo:

    A Black guy, an Irishman, and the President of the United States walk into a bar…

  32. David Spade
    Commented on this photo:

    It actually looks like he’s pronouncing “douche”.

  33. Jessica Biel
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    My grandma had a chair that looked exactly like that.

  34. Kirstie Alley
    It had to be said
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    Let’s be honest. If her rack is bigger than her gut, she’s doing OK for herself.

  35. Courtney Love
    stratacat
    Commented on this photo:

    I literally shrieked when I saw this. But since I shouldn’t be looking at gossip rags at work, I had to lie and say I saw a mouse. I can’t even begin to imagine the aftermath Courtney Love has just caused.

  36. Maria Shriver
    Butters
    Commented on this photo:

    Skeletor’s a lady?!?!

  37. Kirstie Alley
    Colin
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    And here I thought Baba Yaga was a myth.

  38. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    It had to be said
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    Is she getting the Spears thighs? Not good.

  39. Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson
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    Nice of Eric to let her wear his shoulder pads.

  40. Verne Troyer Lindsey Vonn
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet he gives the best piggyback rides.

  41. David Spade
    Commented on this photo:

    B-Bye.

  42. Still lovin' Lindsay's tits over here!!!

    I second that (e)motion!

  43. Sinbad
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah I knew he was white.

  44. Emma Watson
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s Kevin Bacon doing in Pittsburgh?

  45. Verne Troyer Lindsey Vonn
    whos rough daddy and what does he do?
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    At least those elevated sneakers add an inch or two…

  46. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    choker………….no really CHOKE HER

  47. Tom Brady Water Slide
    I play canasta.
    Commented on this photo:

    Shortly after he had his hair Tom Braided.

  48. Michelle Rodriguez
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone tell her that Schweppes isn’t alcoholic before she makes an ass . . . oops. Too late.

  49. Emma Watson
    Hugh Jass
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    Now she just needs to find a rope to tie that scarf to and a stool.

  50. Jessica Biel
    whos rough daddy and what does he do?
    Commented on this photo:

    Tuck it baby…

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