“I’m the luckiest girl in the world! WHEEEEEEEEE!”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Zombie Edition. Seriously, there is no shortage of the undead in here, and I’m not just talking about people who just look like they legally should be declared dead, but also those whose careers have fled this earthly plane, never to be seen again. Wait, did I link that to Megan Fox? Because I meant to link that to Megan Fox.
Still sleeping with a nightlight,
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hey asshole, where is the new Lohan tit pic???
To easy
Yeah. Not like spelling class, right?
ha!
hahahahah
LOL!
“And this is the way I told him I wanted my nipples squeeeeeezed…”
Wow. It’s like Madonna circa 1983, except I am not masturbating.
EXACTLY! lol
Guinness is a great choice Mr Prez.
Let’s hope he hoisted than from the Gravity Bar. Short walk to the Jameson’s factory next!
Good thing he’s planning a visit to Joplin.
I knew I should’ve read that CDC page for dealing with the Zombie Apocalypse.
Looks like we’re not put of this rapture yet.
*out of
so wasted, and wouldn’t I be if I was her?
That’s Barragh O’Bama to you, lads.
+1
& he’s sexy
Did she get half-raptured or some shit?
Hard to imagine that Kurt Cobain would have thought death was a preferable option . . .
Geez it’s like drinking a loaf of bread.
It gives you strength,
It’s called saving time in Ireland….you can have your bread and drink it too!
Oh look, it’s Arwen.
Ding. +5
What’s black and white and derivative all over?
+1
So this is how Japan deported Russell Brand? Doesn’t seem so bad.
Leaving the Walgreen’s, wearing a suede suit. No big deal.
It’s suede? It really looks like bad 70s velvet.
Oh, those knee pads will definitely come in handy.
100%
Kid Rock’s little brother?
The one time Brady went down a shoot that didn’t end in some sort of brown pudding.
“Like a version…”
brilliant
Uh, er–are those beer nuts?! Uh..
Yeeeeah, Erin Go Br…! Wait.
She has the Madonna arms
She should ask Sinbad whats his secret.
And THIS is why it is vital to keep women from having mirrors in their houses.
Wait, he’s still alive?!
Yeah I thought he was dead.
I thought he was dead too. Which interchangeable black comedian is dead then?
Bernie Mac
Lookin’ like Kurt exhumed and shiiii
Damn, bitch, put some underwear on!
Seriously, this guy has balls?
Yeah, honey, I’m short, but IT is this long, know what I’m sayin?
Maybe funny in 2001
Looks like the central vacuuming caught another kleenex.
Wow. She looks like Tom Brady.
Holy fucking shit, good call.
A Black guy, an Irishman, and the President of the United States walk into a bar…
and nobody paid attention to…….
and that is nice
It actually looks like he’s pronouncing “douche”.
exactly.
My grandma had a chair that looked exactly like that.
The teeth didn’t scare you?
+1 to Mancuso
on a roll!
Hugh’s comment wins.
These two comments should go in The Most Important People as a set.
Let’s be honest. If her rack is bigger than her gut, she’s doing OK for herself.
Not when Verne Troyer can fit inside one of her thighs.
I literally shrieked when I saw this. But since I shouldn’t be looking at gossip rags at work, I had to lie and say I saw a mouse. I can’t even begin to imagine the aftermath Courtney Love has just caused.
hahaha :DD
Skeletor’s a lady?!?!
This.
And here I thought Baba Yaga was a myth.
You must have skipped over the Courtney Love photo earlier.
Is she getting the Spears thighs? Not good.
Nice of Eric to let her wear his shoulder pads.
I bet he gives the best piggyback rides.
B-Bye.
I second that (e)motion!
Yeah I knew he was white.
What’s Kevin Bacon doing in Pittsburgh?
At least those elevated sneakers add an inch or two…
choker………….no really CHOKE HER
Shortly after he had his hair Tom Braided.
Someone tell her that Schweppes isn’t alcoholic before she makes an ass . . . oops. Too late.
Now she just needs to find a rope to tie that scarf to and a stool.
Tuck it baby…