Welcome to Monday’s overstuffed The Crap We Missed which is a direct reference to Lil Kim‘s performance wardrobe that landed her two spots in today’s gallery, because seriously, how do you choose between this and this? We’ve also got Scott Disick And The Amazing Technicolor Douchecoat, Tara Reid who’s john amazingly looks more fucked up than she does, and Naomi Campbell using herself as one of those dolls where kids have to point out where they’ve been inappropriately touched.
A question for the fellas out there: You and your wife/girlfriend always wear matching shoes, right?
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What a beautiful little girl.
Oh.
He finally gets what “two hands on the ball” means.
Is he pretending to be rapper too?
The Voice of Reason in this pic is dressed like an escaped mental patient who just rummaged through a Salvation Army bin.
I approve of this booby smushing dress.
In case anyone was wondering, this is NOT an AIDS test.
I imagine this is how Kanye West would dress if he was a woman. Well, more of a woman.
Straight guys take pics of awesome sideboob.
Not so straight guys take picks of dress trains.
The fate of the universe rests on that zipper not falling. And somehow going up another 2 feet.
Thank goodness for small favors, by which I mean industrial strength zippers.
All hail King Douche I!
This is epic douchery.
Your move Jared Leto.
Ever notice that you never see Kim Kardashian and Not-That-Little Kim in the same place?
Gruosi and Grosser.
And, there’s an imperfection.
How drunk do you have to be to take Tara Reid to France? Apparently pretty damned drunk.
Welcome to the toilet, I’m taking a dump . . .
It’s a very special load.
Miley has this in white.
Oh, high boob. I see you brought your boob, which is boobtastic of you. Boob.
Someone knock that fucking Bears hat off his head ASAP!
That “C” doesn’t mean “Chicago”. It means “Cunt”.
How nice of Christina Hendricks to lend out her dresses.
WAHAHAHA
The American Taliban dude was in the AIDS walk?
That’s not a moon!
Where is Zoila when you need her?
Where is Blohan and her drunk driving when it’s really needed?
“Don’t stare at her tits, don’t stare at her tits, don’t sta…. goddammit!”
Yes yes yes. You drink Dos Equis. We get it.
“Hi, we’re the George Clooney and Johnny Depp look-a-likes you hired for your party?”
I thought it was Clooney and Kutcher.
She should keep going to plastic surgeons. It’ll fix everything eventually.
Somebody lost a bet.
I assume that he lives in the airport and is on the way to the bathroom. Otherwise the slippers are just strange.
Giant zippers: the solution to cameltoe.
Jesus, those giant metal teeth! I hope she is prepared to wear that forever.
Wow. She actually looks pretty good there.
It’s another plastic surgery gone good story.
One could be described as a person of color. The other used to host a talk show back in the ’80s.
SPOILER ALERT! The secret is that Walter Mitty was regularly rogered by men while hanging from the ceiling.
Bullshit. That’s Carrie Underwood.
Don’t get AIDS…. Jack off!
Brad Garrett must have stopped dying his hair.
Everyone loves Raymond. Except Tara Reid. She’ll fuck anyone.
Ugh. When are the women going to show up?
Websters just found their image for Douche
I bet she looks good naked and sweaty.
She does – check out ” The Disappearance of Alice Creed “
Is he performing with Guns N Roses, or is it just the Axl Rose Band, as usual?
“Ah, fuck it. They saw it all in ‘Showgirls’ anyhow.”
Yeah, but… not that much of it…
Maybe we didn’t watch the same movie?!!
He’s talking about her fat, not her nudeness.
“The Royal Penis is clean, Your Highness.”
+1 for the Blue Carpet reference
Masturbation as AIDS prevention I guess.
Why couldn’t this guy have gotten salivary cancer instead of Adam Yauch?
ugh, yes. co-sign.
It was gross when Cher wore it, it’s still gross now.
I don’t know what’s worse–her smile or her hair.
You’re looking up that high?
Women line up to fuck that guy. I’m just fucking baffled.
Do they still do that? Really?
Why?
The crazy and the titty are both always about to come out with this one.
Kid’s got the hairline of Dee Snider.