The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.21.12

Welcome to Monday’s overstuffed The Crap We Missed which is a direct reference to Lil Kim’s performance wardrobe that landed her two spots in today’s gallery, because seriously, how do you choose between this and this? We’ve also got Scott Disick And The Amazing Technicolor Douchecoat, Tara Reid who’s john amazingly looks more fucked up than she does, and Naomi Campbell using herself as one of those dolls where kids have to point out where they’ve been inappropriately touched.

A question for the fellas out there: You and your wife/girlfriend always wear matching shoes, right?

- Photo Boy

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