The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.21.12

May 21st, 2012 // 734 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s overstuffed The Crap We Missed which is a direct reference to Lil Kim‘s performance wardrobe that landed her two spots in today’s gallery, because seriously, how do you choose between this and this? We’ve also got Scott Disick And The Amazing Technicolor Douchecoat, Tara Reid who’s john amazingly looks more fucked up than she does, and Naomi Campbell using herself as one of those dolls where kids have to point out where they’ve been inappropriately touched.

A question for the fellas out there: You and your wife/girlfriend always wear matching shoes, right?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Pete Wentz Meagan Camper Matching Shoes Bronx Mowgli
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    What a beautiful little girl.

    Oh.

  2. David Beckham
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    He finally gets what “two hands on the ball” means.

  3. Tom Hardy Scruffy Beard Tuxedo
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    Is he pretending to be rapper too?

  4. Courtney Love Roseanne Barr
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    The Voice of Reason in this pic is dressed like an escaped mental patient who just rummaged through a Salvation Army bin.

  5. Gemma Arterton Cleavage
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    I approve of this booby smushing dress.

  6. Michael Urie Hand In Pants
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    In case anyone was wondering, this is NOT an AIDS test.

  7. Eliza Coupe Legs Short Shorts Thick Rimmed Glasses Disney Upfronts
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    I imagine this is how Kanye West would dress if he was a woman. Well, more of a woman.

  8. Paz Vega Cleavage
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    Straight guys take pics of awesome sideboob.

    Not so straight guys take picks of dress trains.

  9. Lil Kim Cleavage Cameltoe Butt Spandex
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    The fate of the universe rests on that zipper not falling. And somehow going up another 2 feet.

  10. Lil Kim Cleavage Cameltoe Butt Spandex
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    Thank goodness for small favors, by which I mean industrial strength zippers.

  11. Scott Disick Fur Coat Rob Kardashian Jonathan Cheban
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    All hail King Douche I!

  12. Scott Disick Fur Coat Rob Kardashian Jonathan Cheban
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    This is epic douchery.

    Your move Jared Leto.

  13. Lil Kim Cleavage Cameltoe Butt Spandex
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    Ever notice that you never see Kim Kardashian and Not-That-Little Kim in the same place?

  14. Fawaz Gruosi Tara Reid Drunk Cannes
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    Gruosi and Grosser.

  15. Kelly Brook Cleavage
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    And, there’s an imperfection.

  16. Fawaz Gruosi Tara Reid Drunk Cannes
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    How drunk do you have to be to take Tara Reid to France? Apparently pretty damned drunk.

  17. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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    Welcome to the toilet, I’m taking a dump . . .

  18. Lil Kim Cleavage Cameltoe Butt Spandex
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    Miley has this in white.

  19. Carmen Electra Side Boob
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    Oh, high boob. I see you brought your boob, which is boobtastic of you. Boob.

  20. Pete Wentz Meagan Camper Matching Shoes Bronx Mowgli
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    Someone knock that fucking Bears hat off his head ASAP!

  21. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    How nice of Christina Hendricks to lend out her dresses.

  22. Vincent Kartheiser Beard
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    The American Taliban dude was in the AIDS walk?

  23. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans Stars
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    That’s not a moon!

  24. Andy Cohen John Mayer
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    Where is Zoila when you need her?

  25. Maria Menounos Butt Dress Nigel Lythgoe
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    “Don’t stare at her tits, don’t stare at her tits, don’t sta…. goddammit!”

  26. Tom Hardy Scruffy Beard Tuxedo
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    Yes yes yes. You drink Dos Equis. We get it.

  27. Andy Cohen John Mayer
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    “Hi, we’re the George Clooney and Johnny Depp look-a-likes you hired for your party?”

  28. Lil Kim Cleavage Cameltoe Butt Spandex
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    She should keep going to plastic surgeons. It’ll fix everything eventually.

  29. Scott Disick Fur Coat Rob Kardashian Jonathan Cheban
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    Somebody lost a bet.

  30. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail White Shoes Plaid Shirt
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    I assume that he lives in the airport and is on the way to the bathroom. Otherwise the slippers are just strange.

  31. Lil Kim Cleavage Cameltoe Butt Spandex
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    Giant zippers: the solution to cameltoe.

  32. Ashlee Simpson See Through Dress
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    Wow. She actually looks pretty good there.

  33. Arsenio Hall Donald Trump
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    One could be described as a person of color. The other used to host a talk show back in the ’80s.

  34. Adam Scott Beard Rollerblades Support Wires
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    SPOILER ALERT! The secret is that Walter Mitty was regularly rogered by men while hanging from the ceiling.

  35. Ashlee Simpson See Through Dress
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    Bullshit. That’s Carrie Underwood.

  36. Michael Urie Hand In Pants
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    Don’t get AIDS…. Jack off!

  37. Fawaz Gruosi Tara Reid Drunk Cannes
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    Brad Garrett must have stopped dying his hair.

  38. Courtney Love Roseanne Barr
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    Ugh. When are the women going to show up?

  39. Scott Disick Fur Coat Rob Kardashian Jonathan Cheban
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    Websters just found their image for Douche

  40. Gemma Arterton Cleavage
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    I bet she looks good naked and sweaty.

  41. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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    Is he performing with Guns N Roses, or is it just the Axl Rose Band, as usual?

  42. Elizabeth Berkley Nipples Pregnant Belly See Through Shirt
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    “Ah, fuck it. They saw it all in ‘Showgirls’ anyhow.”

  43. Scott Disick Fur Coat Rob Kardashian Jonathan Cheban
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    “The Royal Penis is clean, Your Highness.”

  44. Michael Urie Hand In Pants
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    Masturbation as AIDS prevention I guess.

  45. Pete Doherty Drunk Cigarette
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    Why couldn’t this guy have gotten salivary cancer instead of Adam Yauch?

  46. Lil Kim Cleavage Cameltoe Butt Spandex
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    It was gross when Cher wore it, it’s still gross now.

  47. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage
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    I don’t know what’s worse–her smile or her hair.

  48. Andy Cohen John Mayer
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    Women line up to fuck that guy. I’m just fucking baffled.

  49. Antonio Banderas Naomi Campbell Cleavage
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    The crazy and the titty are both always about to come out with this one.

  50. Pete Wentz Meagan Camper Matching Shoes Bronx Mowgli
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    Kid’s got the hairline of Dee Snider.

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