The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.20.13

May 20th, 2013 // 297 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming off the heels of a weekend so full of events I hardly know where to begin, except I totally do and it’s with this pic of Drake on the set of the Anchorman sequel, which seems to have a cameo by fucking everybody and is starting to fill me with a combination of dread and rage that I haven’t felt since after my first performance appraisal in Fish’s hot tub. Then, there’s Casey Affleck & Rooney Mara about to be murdered by time traveling Casey Affleck from the not-too-distant apocalyptic future, Wilmer Valderrama cracking everyone up with yo mama jokes, Tiger Woods finding a famous buddy who’s more sexually repugnant than himself and finally, “Yes, oh God, please,” answered Gary Busey when asked “Anyone want to poke this dead guy with a stick?”

You’re goddamn right I started and ended this thing with Jennifer Lawrence,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Wilmer Valderrama Lauging With Shirtless Tattoed Man
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    “I told you it would feel good. Now watch what happens when I add another finger.”

  2. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
    GLT
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    How cute! They’re sucking out each others souls.

  3. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
    diego
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    Has anyone told this poor kid that not only is she not famous anymore, but she was written out of the will as well?

  4. Jessica Biel Cleavage Chest Rash Justin Timberlake Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
    Cock Dr
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    If the jewelry makes you break out in a rash that’s probably a good indication that it should be immediately taken off.
    Unless HE did that to her.

  5. Jessica Biel Cleavage Chest Rash Justin Timberlake Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
    Jc
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    Why’d they Photoshop out the laser beams?

  6. Leighton Meester Butt Jean Shorts Handstand Rainbow Tights Guy In Speedo Life Partner Set
    j/k
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    Are you sure this isn’t from the Linda Lovelace sequel: Inferno II Reverse Piledriver?

  7. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    Hot looking Smurf.

  8. Leighton Meester Butt Jean Shorts Handstand Rainbow Tights Guy In Speedo Life Partner Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wait, is this the Wilmer Valderamma pic?

  9. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    I just blue myself.

  10. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    FOR GOD’S SAKE, DOES ANYONE THERE KNOW THE HEIMLICH?

  11. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    There’s a joke in here about me getting blue balls, but I just can’t quite put it together

  12. Eva Longoria Gut Weight Gain See Through Dress Global Gift Gala Cannes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Will someone just bite the bullet and marry this chick again? She’s trying way too hard now.

  13. Jessica Biel Cleavage Chest Rash Justin Timberlake Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
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    I gave up my never ending stream of pussy for chest acne?!?

  14. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Cannes
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    Such a method actor. He’s really pouring himself into his role as irrelevant.

  15. Jessica Biel Cleavage Chest Rash Justin Timberlake Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
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    “Must….give….snake…head…”

  16. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
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    She learned this move from John Coffey.

  17. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Photocall Cannes
    DeucePickle
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    Pretty sure this is a hostage situation

  18. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That is most definitely short for Angelo.

  19. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    I think we should thank Brett Ratner… Without his bumbling of X3, we might not have this…

  20. Gary Busey All Star Celebrity Apprentice Finale
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    Cocaine?!?!?

    Yes, Please!

  21. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Cannes
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    Is this drunk Keanu? I believe we have a new meme… Quick! Oh wait, it passed.

  22. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Was that street fucked up before she walked on it?

  23. Jill Martin Bikini Juwan Howard
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    “Hold on, Juwan! Let me at least get a drink of water, I’ve still got LeBron James *cum* in my mouth!”

  24. Leighton Meester Butt Jean Shorts Handstand Rainbow Tights Guy In Speedo Life Partner Set
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    A hilarious outtake from a previously lost “Mork & Mindy” episode where Mork unwittingly activates an Orcan gender reversal device…

  25. Drake Afro Wig Anchorman The Legend Continues Set
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    Amanda Bynes will definitely use him as a tampon if she sees his hair like this.

  26. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Photocall Cannes
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    Looks like someone wasn’t as ‘Team Edward’ as he said he was.

  27. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Photocall Cannes
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    Never before has so much douche been concentrated into so few people.

  28. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Crazy Hair Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
    Cock Dr
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    Interesting design on her dress. Blue lips? Leaves? WTF?

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I guess she should consider herself lucky. If her hands were growing exponentially the way the rest of her body is, they would be dragging on the floor.

  30. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Crazy Hair Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
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    “Why thank you. You’re awfully kind. So, you do realize I have to steal your soul now in order to maintain my youth?”

  31. Jessica Biel Cleavage Chest Rash Justin Timberlake Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
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    Shit… She’s gonna be pissed when she finds out I banged Lohan and gave her that…

  32. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
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    “Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?”

    “I just want you to feel you’re doing well.”

  33. Drake Afro Wig Anchorman The Legend Continues Set
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    Drake in his first dramatic role as the villain in the Lifetime movie event, “The Vagina Murders”

  34. Kid Rock Tiger Woods Tiger Jam 2013
    DeucePickle
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    Even the white guys at his foundation’s event are blacker than he is

  35. Jessica Chastain Legs Minidress
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    Nice

  36. Jessica Simpson Huge Pregnant Belly
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    The gravity her body is creating is starting to swirl her purse around her.

  37. Lizzie Cundy Butt Bikini Balcony
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    Golly! It must hurt to stand on your toes like that.

  38. Jessica Biel Cleavage Chest Rash Justin Timberlake Inside Llewyn Davis Premiere Cannes
    Halflyng
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    “Does anyone else see that shit movin???” – JT

  39. Aaron Carter American Flag Tank Top The Magic City Casino
    DeucePickle
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    I can’t believe people hire this chick to DJ their party after she’s been with Lohan. Aren’t they worried she’ll steal something?
    Oh, wait

  40. David Beckham Tossed Up By Teammates Final Match Before Retirement
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    The lucky fan that catches him is going to have the souvenir of a lifetime.

  41. Kid Rock Tiger Woods Tiger Jam 2013
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    “So, have you birdied any new pussy lately? Bawitdaba?”

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Dress
    Halflyng
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    Quato?!? Is that you in there?

  43. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Open Blouse Kids Soccer Game
    DeucePickle
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    What’s with all the pictures of Sebastian Bach recently ?

  44. Gary Busey All Star Celebrity Apprentice Finale
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    Hard to tell after the face-lift, but he is PISSED.

  45. Paris Hilton River Viiperi Make Out Cannes
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    “I wanna give your face a blowjob.”
    “What does that mean, my darling?”
    “I told you I hate questions. Just let me do it.”

  46. Big Ang Breasts Felt Up By Bikini Chick Miami Monkey Bar Opening
    Smapdi
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    When did Lou Ferrigno go transgender?

  47. James Caan Old Pale Skin Blood Ties Photocall Cannes
    meeps!
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    “Albino Gorilla” starring James Caan as Snowflake…

  48. Casey Affleck Rooney Mara David Lowery Aint Them Bodies Saints Photocall Cannes
    Rob
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    Future Casey Affleck will drink your milkshake

  49. Jennifer Lawrence Mystique Make Up XMen Days Of Future Past Set Bryan Singer Twitter
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    I am the worst nerd ever. I completely forgot that Mystique was played by JLa.

  50. David Beckham Tossed Up By Teammates Final Match Before Retirement
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    His balls are about 15 feet higher…

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