The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.14.12

May 14th, 2012 // 683 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is bursting at the seams from a weekend full of hidden paparazzi gems. Gems like Goldie Hawn‘s timeless beauty, which applies to Brooke Shields as well. Big black microphones start to look small in Serena Williams‘ hands, Ryan Phillipe‘s dick becomes a divining rod, Simon Cowell gives side boob a shot, and Jeremy Renner hits up the Lakers game with Travolta‘s masseuse.

Remember when James Franco played James Dean? Because James Franco really wants you to remember when he played James Dean,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jay-Z
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    C’mon Jay!!! You can open wider than that!

  2. Big Sean Sagging Pants Crotch Grab
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    “Shit!!! I know I gots me a big one in here, somewhere.”

  3. Sienna Miller Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Usually a pregnant woman’s ta-tas get bigger. Hers have just got further apart.

  4. Deena Cortese Butt Legs Tight Minidress
    Crissy
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    OMG! This mess is not good no matter what angle you look at it from!

  5. Nicki Minaj Butt Underwear See Through Skirt
    Crissy
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    More like Nicki MiASS!!!

  6. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini
    Crissy
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    When they said Kendra has balls, I didnt think they meant REALLY has balls! Damn look at that bulge!

  7. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    too much frosting on that cake

  8. Deena Cortese Butt Legs Tight Minidress
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    so sick of that look-at-my-ass pose! Just one of many of the horrors brought to us by the kardashians.

  9. Kiersten Warren Nipples Cleavage Tight Dress
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    alien head!

  10. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    …kind of a letdown after the MIB III pics.

  11. Snooki Baby Bump Legs Short Shorts
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    really? A fur hat in May? With Shorts? Jesus Christ.

  12. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Cleavage
    holy hell
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    there is no class coming out of that ass

  13. Simon Cowell Chest Hair Man Boobs Open Shirt
    Shitz
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    I bet he goes home and jerks it while standing over a mirror, staring in between his own wooly, thatched cheeks.

  14. Dominique Storelli Bikini
    Shitz
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    “Do these make my ass look dumpy? Oh well, fuck it.”

  15. Jay-Z
    Shitz
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    “…………………Nikka, what the fuck you just say to me?”

  16. Ryan Phillipe
    Shitz
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    Ah yes, I know this move well…airing out the ol’ swamp-ass!

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cellulite Legs
    Shitz
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    You can literally see the shin splits erupting under the weight of that thigh meat.

  18. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    puddleduck
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    She needs to deflate.

  19. Brooke Shields
    puddleduck
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    I thought Jackie O died.

  20. Deena Cortese Butt Legs Tight Minidress
    puddleduck
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    why is this shit on my computer?

  21. Pauly D
    Shitz
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    20 dollars if anyone can find me a picture of Pauly D without his god damn tongue out like that. Like everything the dumbass does requires his full concentration.

  22. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Cleavage
    jean paul smartass
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    nice fucking everything

  23. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    journalschism
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    She’s the chick you f*ck between your divorce and your next long-term relationship. You know, the one that won’t stop calling.

  24. Jaime Pressly Legs Short Shorts Son Dezi
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    MILF personified.

  25. Jay-Z
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    “Then she put it on her lips like this…”

  26. Cristiano Ronaldo Feeds Irina Shayk Chocolate
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    Gotta make sure that gag reflex isn’t too reactive.

  27. Anthony Kiedis Everly Bear Scooter
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    I totally thought that was Jon Gosselin.

  28. Deena Cortese Butt Legs Tight Minidress
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    She needs to get a moomoo and call it a day.

  29. Maria Menounos Bruises Legs Minidress
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    Those might be bruises where guys were touching her with a ten-foot pole.

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