Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is bursting at the seams from a weekend full of hidden paparazzi gems. Gems like Goldie Hawn‘s timeless beauty, which applies to Brooke Shields as well. Big black microphones start to look small in Serena Williams‘ hands, Ryan Phillipe‘s dick becomes a divining rod, Simon Cowell gives side boob a shot, and Jeremy Renner hits up the Lakers game with Travolta‘s masseuse.
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C’mon Jay!!! You can open wider than that!
“Shit!!! I know I gots me a big one in here, somewhere.”
Usually a pregnant woman’s ta-tas get bigger. Hers have just got further apart.
OMG! This mess is not good no matter what angle you look at it from!
More like Nicki MiASS!!!
When they said Kendra has balls, I didnt think they meant REALLY has balls! Damn look at that bulge!
too much frosting on that cake
so sick of that look-at-my-ass pose! Just one of many of the horrors brought to us by the kardashians.
alien head!
…kind of a letdown after the MIB III pics.
really? A fur hat in May? With Shorts? Jesus Christ.
there is no class coming out of that ass
I bet he goes home and jerks it while standing over a mirror, staring in between his own wooly, thatched cheeks.
“Do these make my ass look dumpy? Oh well, fuck it.”
“…………………Nikka, what the fuck you just say to me?”
Ah yes, I know this move well…airing out the ol’ swamp-ass!
You can literally see the shin splits erupting under the weight of that thigh meat.
She needs to deflate.
I thought Jackie O died.
why is this shit on my computer?
20 dollars if anyone can find me a picture of Pauly D without his god damn tongue out like that. Like everything the dumbass does requires his full concentration.
nice fucking everything
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She’s the chick you f*ck between your divorce and your next long-term relationship. You know, the one that won’t stop calling.
MILF personified.
“Then she put it on her lips like this…”
Gotta make sure that gag reflex isn’t too reactive.
I totally thought that was Jon Gosselin.
She needs to get a moomoo and call it a day.
Those might be bruises where guys were touching her with a ten-foot pole.