The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.13.13

May 13th, 2013 // 302 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason contains a healthy amount of social media contributions, starting with Rosie Jones up there who is both not Katy Perry and also just Google image-searched you out of a job, so sorry about that. We’ve also got invisible Terry Richardson‘s penis, James Deen just now remembering he left his wallet, keys, and hair brush in Farrah’s anus, and the happiest portraits of marriage and fatherhood I’ve ever seen.

Oh, and sportsmanship. That pic is all about the win and in no way indicates boner swords, so stop asking, Fish,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
    JC
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    I still watch “Tombstone” now and then for his awesome portrayal of Doc Holliday. This is ruining that.

  2. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
    stinkfinger
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    Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Fatman!

  3. Rihanna Side Boob No Bra Overalls Instagram
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    Dressed up for a night at Tim Horton’s.

  4. Hiroyuki Amano Armie Hammer Airi Taira The Lone Ranger Press Conference Tokyo
    B&WMinstrel
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    I think you mean Rone Langer

  5. Jared Leto NEW.MUSIC.LIVE.
    j/k
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    I like the young Kim Kardashian behind him.

  6. Prince Harry Watching Cheerleaders US Air Force Training Academy
    B&WMinstrel
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    They told him she’s washing the windows of a stealth bomber

  7. Rosie Jones Bikini Twitter Katy Perry
    tlmck
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    Katy who?

  8. Hiroyuki Amano Armie Hammer Airi Taira The Lone Ranger Press Conference Tokyo
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    Arnie Hammer reacts to learning the Japanese words for “Running Man”

  9. Rosie Jones Bikini Twitter Katy Perry
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    It’s never the really good looking ones that come out with a sex tape…

  10. Hiroyuki Amano Armie Hammer Airi Taira The Lone Ranger Press Conference Tokyo
    tlmck
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    Clayton Moore is spinning in his grave.

  11. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
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    Someone….. took a picture of Andy Milonakis? Truly mind-boggling.

  12. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
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    I’m sorry, what did you say? I can’t hear you over your shoes.

  13. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
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    That ladies and gentlemen, is the face of a man who just found out that AIDS can also happen to white people.

  14. Eva Longoria Bra See Through Shirt
    tlmck
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    “Look everybody! I’m flat chested!”

  15. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
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    Man, he looks like he’s wasting away…
    Who knew it would be a former reality star that would do him in (pun intended) and not scores of porn chicks.

  16. Prince Harry Watching Cheerleaders US Air Force Training Academy
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    “Right so if I kick him in the testicles, she’ll fall on me. Got it.”

  17. Dee Snider Cast Of Motown The Musical
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    In my spare time, I like to give Black men, women and children the SHOCKER!!!! And they all love it.

  18. Rihanna Side Boob No Bra Overalls Instagram
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    Siiiiiiiiiideboooooo-

    Oh. Wait. It’s her…..

  19. Rosie Jones Bikini Twitter Katy Perry
    Vlad
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    If she turned around for a photo, it would prove once and for all that it wasn’t Katy (because Rosie has a tattoo across her lower back)

  20. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
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    and this was in my ass the whole time!

  21. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
    Vlad
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    Wanting to die young just like the real James Dean

  22. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
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    Bros don’t let bros skip leg day… and proceed to eat an entire KFC.

  23. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
    BP
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    I thought he died about 60 years ago……..

  24. Hiroyuki Amano Armie Hammer Airi Taira The Lone Ranger Press Conference Tokyo
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    ….and then he was all like, “nuh uh gurfriend”

  25. Rosie Jones Bikini Twitter Katy Perry
    Alex
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    Are they fake? They look fake. Perfect. But fake….anyone know?

  26. Prince Harry Watching Cheerleaders US Air Force Training Academy
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    Prince Harry observing the devastating effects of the sequester on the US Air Force.

  27. Julie Bowen Halle Berry Screaming 20th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women
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    You can’t out-crazy the master! Bitch please…

  28. Rihanna Side Boob No Bra Overalls Instagram
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    That’s some sexy side-revolver

  29. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
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    Skinny jeans

    LOL!

  30. David Beckham Hugging Teammate
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    Nothin’ to see here folks.. Move along…

  31. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
    tlmck
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    Things have been tough for Screech since “Saved by the Bell”.

  32. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
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    He looks winded.

    From standing.

  33. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregant Belly Spandex Dress
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    “Hilaria, I swear if your dog’s anus stares at me one more time, I’m gonna kick it clear across Manhattan…”

  34. Dee Snider Cast Of Motown The Musical
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    Nothing says Motown Soul like Quiet Riot…

  35. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
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    I’m liking that Q*Bert floor though. Well I guess the kids would say Minecraft floor but whatevs.

  36. Prince Harry Watching Cheerleaders US Air Force Training Academy
    Vlad
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    Prince Harry watches a demonstration of the new Air Force Space Launching system which is being deployed due to sequestration.

  37. Jared Leto NEW.MUSIC.LIVE.
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    This is how Terry Richardson likes me to kiss his ass.

  38. Dee Snider Cast Of Motown The Musical
    B&WMinstrel
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    Believe it or not there was a time in this great country when being black was enough to stop people dressing up in blackface

  39. Rihanna Side Boob No Bra Overalls Instagram
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    I think I had an outfit like that in 1992.

  40. Prince Harry Watching Cheerleaders US Air Force Training Academy
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    “Yeah seriously, she can take two fists at once about oh, say this size”

  41. Joe Jonas Shoving Food Into Mouth
    Vlad
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    Slathered with extra man sauce

  42. David Beckham Hugging Teammate
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    “No tongue, dude!”

  43. Eveyln Lozada Bikini Twitter
    BP
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    Que esta chica?

  44. Pamela Anderson Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
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    It’s nice to see her settle down and start dressing her age. You can BARELY see her nipples, here.

  45. Prince Harry Watching Cheerleaders US Air Force Training Academy
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    No wonder the Air Force has such a problem with sex crimes..

  46. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
    Vlad
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    Skinny jeans now come with a shoehorn to fit anyone into them?

  47. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt
    BP
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    Not bad for 70!

  48. Joe Jonas Shoving Food Into Mouth
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    (talking to fork)
    “Tell me I’m a bad boy. Tell me!”

  49. Prince Harry Watching Cheerleaders US Air Force Training Academy
    tlmck
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    “Yes your highness. This is the latest in combat techniques. As the enemy is looking up her skirt, we blast ‘em.”.

  50. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
    Vlad
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    Yep, that wasn’t a candy bar….it was dog shit….

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