The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.9.12

April 9th, 2012 // 555 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed starring Adam Brody as the Fonz in the gay porn version of Happy Days, Steven Tyler as himself in the gay porn version of Aerosmith, and Milo Ventimiglia in the gay porn version of motorcycle ownership.

Oh Christ, I said porn three times, everybody down!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “You had me at Mexican maid…”

  2. Amber Rose Tara Reid
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    Why does she have white penises on her outfi… ohh… er… never mind…

  3. Naomi Watts Swimsuit
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    Mom, is that you?

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Miniskirt
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    I want one this big!!! Yes, A chocolate mousse topped cupcake, this BIG!!!

  5. Elizabeth Berkley Pregnant Bully Cameltoe
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    How long ago was Showgirls?

  6. Milo Ventimiglia Gas Can Motorcycle
    Crissy
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    Try not to look so gay!, you’re about to get on a motorcycle for cripes sakes!

  7. Anne Hathaway Short Hair Peacoat
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    Is she trying to seduce Gyllenhall?

  8. Steven Tyler Vest Bedazzled Jeans
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    Aging gracefully.

  9. Gabrielle Union Rollerskate Conga Line
    Jon Hex
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    Wow, that kid set a world record and got raped at the same time.

  10. Kim Kardashian Miniskirt Church
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    I’m tempted to say she’d burst into flames, leaving nothing but a trail of black micrphones in her wake, but that would require a soul right?

  11. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Elastic Dress
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    Seriously, Jenna, if you weren’t married to a massively buff MMA star who could kill me with his left pinky, I’d say that all the plastic surgery is getting you two steps away from resembling Jocelyn Wildenstein. But since Tito’s your man, hey, it looks good on you!

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Miniskirt
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    Throw me the ham! I’ll throw you the whip! Not much time!

  13. JWoww Butt Cleavage Tight Minidress The Three Stooges
    little turtle head
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    Man she’s breathtaking!!!!

  14. Bill Murray Bulls Mascot
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    I didn’t know Dennis Rodman was a Murry fan. Go figure.

  15. JWoww Butt Cleavage Tight Minidress The Three Stooges
    Johnny P!
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    What a brave little soldier, up for one of those “hard to understand, indie art-house films, probably from Europe or something.”
    It might make your brain hurt, but you go, JWoww!

  16. JWoww Butt Cleavage Tight Minidress The Three Stooges
    Colin
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    So she must have been Shemp.

  17. JWoww Butt Cleavage Tight Minidress The Three Stooges
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    If I forget who she is, I want to slam my penis into her. Then I remember who she is and my penis runs for cover.

  18. Jennifer Love Hewitt Legs Miniskirt
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    If you’re desperate and you know it, clap your hands….

  19. Octomom Sweatpants Ugg Boots
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    “No, but I’ll give you 30,000 dollars to keep your clothes *on* from now on.”

  20. Kim Kardashian Miniskirt Church
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    Was it one of those black churches, cuz those knees look pretty dirty.

  21. Naomi Watts Swimsuit
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    I don’t know who that is, but that ham she’s carrying is definitely past expiration.

  22. Miranda Kerr Butt Yoga Pants
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    Pippa?!?

  23. Beverly D'Angelo The Three Stooges
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    So did they just get every d-list celeb they could find to attend this thing?

  24. Amber Rose Tara Reid
    Johnny P!
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    Like attracts like.
    They were meant to be “besties”.

  25. Reese Witherspoon Baby Bump
    Alex
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    There’s a church in Los Angeles? A Christian church?

  26. Steven Tyler Vest Bedazzled Jeans
    SOB
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    He has taken “Mom” jeans to the next level

  27. Adam Brody Ugg Boots
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    I would not have guessed they had the same sized feet, but he is definitely wearing her boots.

  28. Emma Watson Legs Short Shorts
    slippinx12
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    I agree with the girl behind her, hell yeah fucking right

  29. Josh Hartnett Sunglasses
    Isa
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    Wow, he looks fantastic, I thought he’d looked like crap by now.

  30. Amber Rose Tara Reid
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    Dennis Rodman is sporting some seriously long nails there.

  31. Kim Kardashian Miniskirt Church
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    And I’m not talking about praying.

  32. Steven Tyler Vest Bedazzled Jeans
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    I feel like Jan Brady wore that outfit in the Davy Jones episode.

  33. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair
    Isa
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    She actually looks pretty here, hard to believe

  34. Nicki Minaj Butt Bodysuit Tights
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    “The pattern on my pantyhose? Um, I’m not wearing pantyhose…”

  35. Billy Zane Fedora Daughter Eva
    Alex
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    There’s always a Samoan women saying everything with her expression in the background.

  36. Maggie Gyllenhaal Pregnant Scarf Daughter Ramona
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    What is this, an abduction? Nice picture.

  37. Bill Murray Bulls Mascot
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    Looks like he fell asleep at a Blackhawks game and woke up with Benny the Bull humping his leg. Ferris Bueller never did THAT!

  38. Billy Zane Fedora Daughter Eva
    Johnny P!
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    Many years ago, when he was introduced to the world in “Dead Calm”, he was hailed as ‘The New Brando’.
    Looks like the world has moved on, and he hasn’t.
    His daughter will buy the story though, so that’s kinda sweet…

  39. Billy Zane Fedora Daughter Eva
    slippinx12
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    I offer you one last chance, return my career or I’ll eat this baby!

  40. Steven Tyler Vest Bedazzled Jeans
    Colin
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    This just reaffirms my theory that Janice Dickinson is this guy in drag and he keeps mixing up his normal/drag clothes.

  41. Milo Ventimiglia Gas Can Motorcycle
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    Everything old is new again. There’s a Three Stooges movie, and Milo here is wearing Chico Marx’s hat. Whasa matta fa you?

  42. JWoww Butt Cleavage Tight Minidress The Three Stooges
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    If you squint your eyes hard, she does look kinda hot. If light gets through, you’re not squinting hard enough.

  43. Octomom Sweatpants Ugg Boots
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    “Will that make me pregnant?”

  44. Maggie Gyllenhaal Pregnant Scarf Daughter Ramona
    Johnny P!
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    The old soul-snatching hag was visible only to children.
    Run, Maggie, run!

  45. Richard Grieco Maroon Shirt Yellow Sunglasses
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    I like that he brought an overnight toiletries bag. You never know when JWoww is there.

  46. Maggie Gyllenhaal Pregnant Scarf Daughter Ramona
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    And yet within a year some producer will be trying to sell her as being so attractive that some poor schlub will walk past several far more attractive extras to be with her.

  47. Josh Hartnett Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
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    Like the pics that didn’t make it to print for a 1989 issue of GQ.

  48. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Elastic Dress
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    She looks like Shauna Sands here. Time for a comeback with the “twins lesbian special.”

  49. Christie Brinkley Minidress
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    She’s old enough to be my mother but hot enough to date, hotness wins. It always wins.

  50. Billy Zane Fedora Daughter Eva
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    “Yes, I am aware my baby daughter has a full-grown adult arm growing out of her ass. It’s okay. It’s just a tumor.”

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