The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.8.13

April 8th, 2013 // 432 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Listerine.™ A little in the mouth for her, a gallon in the eyes for you, everyone wins. Since I started this thing off being a horrible bastard, why not continue with Russell Brand who probably just donated his pants to charity. Why would you guys even bring up hookers and cocaine? Then there’s Sharon Stone looking absolutely radiant for a thousand year old corpse, Rihanna making this kid sprout his first pubes and finally, I really can’t stress enough how big Jason Sudeikis‘ dick must be. I’m willing to bet that scooter is 87% penis.

Yes, I’m aware of what an asshole I am putting this directly in front of today’s Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Playing Softball
    Little Tongue
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    A long haired boy with fake boobs? I’m all for diversity.

  2. Shia LaBeouf Mia Goth Frowning Posing With Street Artist Central Park
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mr LaBeouf, would you be kind enough to un-grab my scrotum, please? It’s REALLY hurting.”

  3. Amanda Lepore Horrible Plastic Surgery 27th Annual Night Of A Thousand Gowns
    B&WMinstrel
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    So you’re just drawing the pictures yourself now, Photo Boy

  4. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Sunburn Beth Chapman Cleavage 48th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Some pictures just don’t need captions.

  5. Jack Black Pants Down Underwear Friars Club Roast
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “Testicule juice – aka sperm. You’re welcome.”

  6. Amanda Lepore Horrible Plastic Surgery 27th Annual Night Of A Thousand Gowns
    Rick
    Commented on this photo:

    DAFUQ???

  7. Robert Downey Jr. Eating Kabob Iron Man 3 Premiere Beijing
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    I guess that’s one way to clean a set of anal beads…

  8. Sharon Stone Cleavage Dark Circles Under Eyes amfAR Gala
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    You rang…?

  9. June Shannon Lipstick On Teeth Neck Rolls
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    These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a Harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.

  10. Rihanna Cleavage No Bra Open Shirt Crowd Of Kids Montblanc Boutique
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    “My mommy says you’re a horrible role model that likes drugs and getting beaten by Chris Brown but…. tits…”

  11. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bending Over Opportunity Village Celebrity Poker Tournament
    B&WMinstrel
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    Sexy Cleavage ========||= Plumber’s Crack

  12. Kim Kardashian Fat Weight Gain Pregnant Tight Black Jumpsuit
    Little Tongue
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    Hey, Kim! Since you haven’t been seen with Kanye in WEEKS, guess it’s pretty clear that you’re about to become a single mom… Wonder if Kris Humpries would take you back. Have you asked him, yet? You’re still married to him, right?

  13. Tom Cruise Din Tai Fung Dumpling House Taipei
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    At a restaurant, you autograph the menu. At a bathhouse, the towel.

  14. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Sunburn Beth Chapman Cleavage 48th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
    Joe Blow
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    That’s one badass motherfucker if he’s went a few rounds in the sack with that she-beast.

  15. June Shannon Lipstick On Teeth Neck Rolls
    meeps!
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    Slimer is not aging well…

  16. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Playing Softball
    Commented on this photo:

    As she played, she remembered her coach’s immortal words:
    No balls to the face..

  17. Nina Agdal Cleavage Legs Minidress The Seven Deadly Sins Party
    Boots
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    What is the camera setting that makes your head bigger than everything from the boobs down?

  18. Robert Downey Jr. Eating Kabob Iron Man 3 Premiere Beijing
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    Iron Man 4 stars Travolta, Cruise and Will Smith.

  19. Tom Cruise Din Tai Fung Dumpling House Taipei
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    Indiana Jones,”Short Round where the fuck are you?”

  20. Shauna Sand Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Eeeeeeew

  21. Amanda Lepore Horrible Plastic Surgery 27th Annual Night Of A Thousand Gowns
    Little Tongue
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    That’s plastic, right?

  22. Dustin Hoffman Quartet Premiere Tokyo
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    Mrs Robinson apparently needed glasses…

  23. Russell Brand No Pants Underwear Cowboy Boots Hat
    meeps!
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    If you can’t entertain them, just try to freak them out…

  24. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage 48th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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    Hot =========II====Miley Cyrus

  25. Shia LaBeouf Mia Goth Frowning Posing With Street Artist Central Park
    Joe Blow
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    Silver surfer: “Ok, which one of you has your finger up my asshole?”

    Mia Goth: “I’m sorry, I thought Shia would like it.”

  26. Rihanna Cleavage No Bra Open Shirt Crowd Of Kids Montblanc Boutique
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    Kid on the left has it right,Look at the tits……….. Kid on the right is looking at the face, bruises everywhere little dude.

  27. Dustin Hoffman Quartet Premiere Tokyo
    meeps!
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    “This is 6 inches, right…?”

  28. Tom Cruise Din Tai Fung Dumpling House Taipei
    Jeremy
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    “So basically, you take a white sheet like this and you cut a hole in it at crotch level. Then you just put it up in your entrance, leave the door unlocked, get down on your knees and wait for the magic to happen.”

  29. Paris Hilton Bikini Holding Cat Twitter
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    Good to know there’s disease-free pussy in the picture.

  30. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Playing Softball
    Joe Blow
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    The first time she’s ever needed a glove to catch balls.

  31. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage 48th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
    meeps!
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    Miley.2

  32. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Playing Softball
    Hedgehog
    Commented on this photo:

    women baseball players wear manhole covers

  33. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Sunburn Beth Chapman Cleavage 48th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Small wonder the guy’s always wearing sunglasses. He probably has permanent black eyes from her being on top.

  34. Robert Downey Jr. Eating Kabob Iron Man 3 Premiere Beijing
    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    “I love a nice shaft of meat.”

  35. Marisa Tomei Tinted Sunglasses
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one…?

  36. Marisa Tomei Tinted Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone smacked her with the Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high energy physicists. And NASA engineers.

  37. Shia LaBeouf Mia Goth Frowning Posing With Street Artist Central Park
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    Such range, such emotion… I mean, just look at that dude’s silver face.

  38. Shia LaBeouf Mia Goth Frowning Posing With Street Artist Central Park
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    Silver suits Kristen Stewart.

  39. Sharon Stone Cleavage Dark Circles Under Eyes amfAR Gala
    Joe Blow
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    “Oops, I just soiled my Depends.”

  40. June Shannon Lipstick On Teeth Neck Rolls
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    Look at her teeth! YUK!

  41. Amanda Lepore Horrible Plastic Surgery 27th Annual Night Of A Thousand Gowns
    Commented on this photo:

    There are some seriously fucked up people in this world.

  42. Hilary Duff Legs Short Shorts
    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    Milfalicious.

  43. Tom Cruise Din Tai Fung Dumpling House Taipei
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Uh, Mr. Cruise . . . What you’ve got there, it’s . . . uh, it’s not a dumpling.”
    “I know, just enjoy it.”

  44. June Shannon Lipstick On Teeth Neck Rolls
    Commented on this photo:

    Are her gums growing *over* her teeth?

  45. Tom Cruise Din Tai Fung Dumpling House Taipei
    B&WMinstrel
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    He’s big in China

  46. June Shannon Lipstick On Teeth Neck Rolls
    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, first … Ewww! Secondly, who?

  47. Marisa Tomei Tinted Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  48. Amanda Lepore Horrible Plastic Surgery 27th Annual Night Of A Thousand Gowns
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    Courtney Stodden

    • AnnaD.

      In 3 years

      • ScotlandThe Brave

        Now

      • Inky Black

        Click thumbs up, close stupid sign in prompt, scroll down…
        Click thumbs up on 1st reply, close stupid sign in prompt, scroll down…
        *sigh* Click thumbs up on 2nd reply, close stupid sign in prompt, loose will to live.

        If I’m ever at a party and I get introduced to somebody who says they designed The Superficial comment system, I may get violent.

  49. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Sunburn Beth Chapman Cleavage 48th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
    Sabado Gigante
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    Man. dog looks a little rough there. And so does the bounty hunter.

  50. Robert Downey Jr. Eating Kabob Iron Man 3 Premiere Beijing
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    I thought “Pissing Beef Balls” was served in a bowl, not on a skewer.

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