The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.8.13

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Listerine.™ A little in the mouth for her, a gallon in the eyes for you, everyone wins. Since I started this thing off being a horrible bastard, why not continue with Russell Brand who probably just donated his pants to charity. Why would you guys even bring up hookers and cocaine? Then there’s Sharon Stone looking absolutely radiant for a thousand year old corpse, Rihanna making this kid sprout his first pubes and finally, I really can’t stress enough how big Jason Sudeikis’ dick must be. I’m willing to bet that scooter is 87% penis.

Yes, I’m aware of what an asshole I am putting this directly in front of today’s Final Five,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN