The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.4.11

Welcome to today’s installment of The Crap We Missed brought to you by a grant from the Halle Berry’s Breasts Foundation. Kicking the week off we have Heidi Montag showing her mask in public again, Bradley Cooper just completely letting himself go now that he’s single, Lawrence Fishburne really wants you to know how big his penis is and Kris Jenner setting women’s suffrage back 100 years but without marketing a sex tape of her own daughter this time. (She’s growing as a person, you guys.)

Why won’t Blake Lively look hot again? I’ll be good,

- The Superficial

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