The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.4.11

April 4th, 2011 // 467 Comments

Welcome to today’s installment of The Crap We Missed brought to you by a grant from the Halle Berry‘s Breasts Foundation. Kicking the week off we have Heidi Montag showing her mask in public again, Bradley Cooper just completely letting himself go now that he’s single, Lawrence Fishburne really wants you to know how big his penis is and Kris Jenner setting women’s suffrage back 100 years but without marketing a sex tape of her own daughter this time. (She’s growing as a person, you guys.)

Why won’t Blake Lively look hot again? I’ll be good,

- The Superficial

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  1. Is it just me, or are Heidi’s implants leaking?

  2. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
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    lick my portly wood

  3. Josh Duhamel
    Deacon Jones
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    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Mata o hima de,
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Himitsu wo shiri tai,

  4. Josh Duhamel
    Simole
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    When did Elton John go back in time and become a Thunderbird?

  5. Josh Duhamel
    DonDopey
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    Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Elton Josh.

  6. Heidi Montag
    Deacon Jones
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    “Look! I have bionic legs now!”

  7. Danny McBride
    Ligger Nover
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    Will Ferrell called. Wants his act back.

  8. Danny McBride
    Deacon Jones
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    “I can look like this, and pull pussy you’d only ever dream of”

  9. Josh Duhamel
    Matty
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    Josh Duhamel prepares for the remake of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

  10. Dan

    LOL @Kris Jenner. She is famous because:

    ) Her daughter made a sex tape
    ) ???

    And she should personify Rosie the Riveter?

    Seriously?!?

    Feminists everywhere… this is who you should be viciously attacking.

  11. Jim Belushi
    DonDopey
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    I guess Robert DeNero is one of the Defenders.

  12. Josh Duhamel
    Mandi
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    What. the. fuck.

    He’s not even trying to hide his beard status anymore??

  13. Heidi Montag
    DonDopey
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    She sprung a leak!

  14. Heidi Montag
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    this bitch turns me on. why god?!

  15. Danny McBride
    DonDopey
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    Obviously he’s a fan of method acting.

  16. Michael Madsen
    Deacon Jones
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    Love this dude.
    He’s the only actor I know that openly admits how much his recent movies suck.

  17. Michael Madsen
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    wait i’m confused now…which of the last 3 pics was Mickey Rourke?

  18. Johnny Depp
    DonDopey
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    Oh hello there film fans. I shall speak with you shortly after bitch slapping this rich white fellow.

  19. Laurence Fishburne
    Deacon Jones
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    “So I held up my scarf in this hand, and my striped socks in the other. And I said “Fuck it!” “

  20. Michael Madsen
    DonDopey
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    Pam and Tommy have aged so gracefully.

  21. Bradley Cooper
    Mandi
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    Ewwwwwww noooooooooooooo. He’s so beautifullllllllllllll.

  22. Laurence Fishburne
    DonDopey
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    “And the last movie Miranda was in, the dude was THIIIIIIIIIIS big.”

  23. Jim Belushi
    Simole
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    Who said you couldn’t make a suit out of a pair of curtains.

  24. Bradley Cooper
    Deacon Jones
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    Hmm.

    He’s got the “I’m an intellectual with a lackadaisical approach towards fashion, even though I try really hard” look that the western Europeans love to sport.

  25. Heidi Montag
    Simole
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    Dam, Lady Gaga looks more like a dude every day.

  26. Johnny Depp
    Satan's bitch
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    Johnny Depp: One pair of deep dark chocolate eyes away from being that homeless guy who scares the shit out of you.

  27. Heidi Montag
    timmy the dying boy
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    That’s not a smile. It’s the expression her face is permanently frozen into.

  28. Mickey Rourke
    Simole
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    He went to a restaurant dressed like that? I thought he looked pretty stupid when I assumed he was going for a run. Now it just became ridiculous.

  29. Jude Law
    Satan's bitch
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    “Oooooo, check that sweet arse.”

  30. Mickey Rourke
    A Canadian
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    I’d like to take this opportunity to state that Mickey Rourke does not have, and has not ever had, any connection to Canada.

  31. Bradley Cooper
    Simole
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    Is he in a film playing Eric Clapton now?

  32. Kris Jenner
    Simole
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    Awwww, it’s like she thinks she’s people.

  33. Laurence Fishburne
    timmy the dying boy
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    Cowboy Curtis!

  34. Kris Jenner
    Mark
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    Posing for this is probably the closest she’s ever gotten to having a real job. What an insult to the real-life Rosie the Riveters.

  35. Josh Duhamel
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    Tonight on “To Catch a Predator”, have you seen this man?

  36. Jim Belushi
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    This is how Tony Soprano would look in the 70′s.

  37. Russell Brand
    timmy the dying boy
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    . . . come tiptoe through the tulips. . .

  38. Kris Jenner
    Jayda Rose
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    Poise the grown-up diaper pads?

  39. Halle Berry Bikini
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    I bet James Cameron could put a wicked 3D effect on that belly button.

  40. Josh Duhamel
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    Josh Duhamel…now with more Kevin Bacon.

    and why is he at the Kids choice awards? Was he in a porno?

    • The Critical Crassness

      To support his “wifey”, Fergie and the Blackeyed Peas. Oh and to recieve the award as the first inductee into the Armpit Fart Hall of Fame..Who knew he was so talented!

  41. Blake Lively
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    WonderWhatsKeepingHerBoobsInCon

  42. Jim Belushi
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    That’s…that’s just the worst thing I ever saw. But the suit helps.

  43. Heidi Montag
    poodle
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    Someone should tell Kendra that she’s leaking milk all over the place.

  44. Laurence Fishburne
    rgerick44
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    so i told the lady next to me that i was this big….she denied me so excuse me while i fart on her white old ass

  45. Russell Brand
    doogleberg
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    I can’t stand this asshole…and yet his sexual conquests are staggering. It’s a strange world we live in.

  46. Heidi Montag
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    Is…is there an extra leg in that photo?

  47. Danny McBride
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    He looks like he’s promoting a fairly decent drunken stupor

  48. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    doogleberg
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    My camping advice applies here, too…if you leave it alone, it’ll leave you alone.

  49. Mickey Rourke
    ravingmad
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    The fanny pack he’s carrying really ties the ensemble together.

  50. Josh Duhamel
    viralan
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    Breaking news: Josh Duhamel to star in the Buggles movie.

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