Welcome to today’s installment of The Crap We Missed brought to you by a grant from the Halle Berry‘s Breasts Foundation. Kicking the week off we have Heidi Montag showing her mask in public again, Bradley Cooper just completely letting himself go now that he’s single, Lawrence Fishburne really wants you to know how big his penis is and Kris Jenner setting women’s suffrage back 100 years but without marketing a sex tape of her own daughter this time. (She’s growing as a person, you guys.)
Why won’t Blake Lively look hot again? I’ll be good,
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Is it just me, or are Heidi’s implants leaking?
lick my portly wood
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Mata o hima de,
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Himitsu wo shiri tai,
now that he’s gotten into Fergie’s pants, Usher is on the top of the bucket list
When did Elton John go back in time and become a Thunderbird?
Codename: Rocket Man.
hahahaha, great one
WOW, CHECK THIS OUT: http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/anderson/thunderbirds/images/520_brains.jpg
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Elton Josh.
“Look! I have bionic legs now!”
Will Ferrell called. Wants his act back.
“I can look like this, and pull pussy you’d only ever dream of”
Josh Duhamel prepares for the remake of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
Only as a minion of Lord John Whorfin! Maybe.. John Smallberries.
Great movie reference!
LOL @Kris Jenner. She is famous because:
) Her daughter made a sex tape
) ???
And she should personify Rosie the Riveter?
Seriously?!?
Feminists everywhere… this is who you should be viciously attacking.
I guess Robert DeNero is one of the Defenders.
What. the. fuck.
He’s not even trying to hide his beard status anymore??
She sprung a leak!
this bitch turns me on. why god?!
Obviously he’s a fan of method acting.
Love this dude.
He’s the only actor I know that openly admits how much his recent movies suck.
wait i’m confused now…which of the last 3 pics was Mickey Rourke?
Oh hello there film fans. I shall speak with you shortly after bitch slapping this rich white fellow.
“So I held up my scarf in this hand, and my striped socks in the other. And I said “Fuck it!” “
Pam and Tommy have aged so gracefully.
Ewwwwwww noooooooooooooo. He’s so beautifullllllllllllll.
“And the last movie Miranda was in, the dude was THIIIIIIIIIIS big.”
Who said you couldn’t make a suit out of a pair of curtains.
Hmm.
He’s got the “I’m an intellectual with a lackadaisical approach towards fashion, even though I try really hard” look that the western Europeans love to sport.
“Hipster”, I believe the kids are calling it. Or is it “Douchebag”?
Hipster douchebag
ahahahahaha, alright Deacon, I will give you a bonus point for making me laugh out loud.
PS that is also true of French Canadians.
Ya, it is, so fuck you frenchie.
I think it’s called “The Waldo”
Fits right in here, then. @ cc: a man hit me with a baguette in Québec City once, probably for sporting that very look. Your theory does not stand.
Dam, Lady Gaga looks more like a dude every day.
Johnny Depp: One pair of deep dark chocolate eyes away from being that homeless guy who scares the shit out of you.
That’s not a smile. It’s the expression her face is permanently frozen into.
He went to a restaurant dressed like that? I thought he looked pretty stupid when I assumed he was going for a run. Now it just became ridiculous.
Right. Most people wouldn’t even be caught dead at Taco Bell dressed like that.
That’s what the drive through window option is for.
Well, feel free to walk up to him and tell him how stupid he’s dressed; if you want your face punched right off.
Not even Billy Ray Cyrus dresses down that far to make a “Run to the Border”.
“Oooooo, check that sweet arse.”
I’d like to take this opportunity to state that Mickey Rourke does not have, and has not ever had, any connection to Canada.
Here here.
One should never be too quick to denounce a “supporter”! After all, Canada did give the world Justin Bieber and paybacks are a bitch!
Is he in a film playing Eric Clapton now?
Awwww, it’s like she thinks she’s people.
Cowboy Curtis!
Posing for this is probably the closest she’s ever gotten to having a real job. What an insult to the real-life Rosie the Riveters.
Tonight on “To Catch a Predator”, have you seen this man?
This is how Tony Soprano would look in the 70′s.
. . . come tiptoe through the tulips. . .
Exactly. Steven Tyler/Tiny Tim lovechild.
Poise the grown-up diaper pads?
poise the “unexpected wetness” pads
I bet James Cameron could put a wicked 3D effect on that belly button.
Josh Duhamel…now with more Kevin Bacon.
and why is he at the Kids choice awards? Was he in a porno?
To support his “wifey”, Fergie and the Blackeyed Peas. Oh and to recieve the award as the first inductee into the Armpit Fart Hall of Fame..Who knew he was so talented!
WonderWhatsKeepingHerBoobsInCon
NotPaidEnoughToDoThisSoFuckErrbodyImHungoverLOLCon
That’s…that’s just the worst thing I ever saw. But the suit helps.
Someone should tell Kendra that she’s leaking milk all over the place.
so i told the lady next to me that i was this big….she denied me so excuse me while i fart on her white old ass
I can’t stand this asshole…and yet his sexual conquests are staggering. It’s a strange world we live in.
Is…is there an extra leg in that photo?
He looks like he’s promoting a fairly decent drunken stupor
My camping advice applies here, too…if you leave it alone, it’ll leave you alone.
The fanny pack he’s carrying really ties the ensemble together.
Breaking news: Josh Duhamel to star in the Buggles movie.