The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.22.13

April 22nd, 2013 // 465 Comments

Welcome to another robust Monday’s The Crap We Missed that draws from a weekend full of events like the GLAAD Media Awards up there where not only did Jennifer Lawrence fulfill Section 3: Clause 16b of her contract, but also out on the red carpet Eric Dane shat himself while Chris Evans died of cancer. HGH? Nah. Then there was Jamie Foxx & Channing Tatum tripping more balls than Courtney Love at the second weekend of Coachella and Heidi Klum and Olivia Munn forgot their bras.

In all this excitement I almost forgot Rihanna prominently displaying her ass. Crazy, I know,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lawrence Harvey Weinstein The 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    Harvey looks like a rat/human hybrid creature from the Island of Dr Moreau

  2. Courtney Love Cleavage Smoking Cigarette Coachella
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    I dont think I’ve ever seen fat arms with veins popping out of them before.

  3. Courtney Love Cleavage Smoking Cigarette Coachella
    bill
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    gross

  4. Jamie Foxx Channing Tatum Dancing White House Down White Party 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
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    In every single picture like this, there’s always an Allison Mack in the background saying it all with her face

  5. Gerard Butler Wet Spot On Shorts Coachella
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    That’s the most fucked up arm to head ratio I’ve seen in a while

  6. Brittany Daniel Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I thought she was gonna call me when she got it cut off.

  7. Kristen Stewart Driving Old Beater Truck
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    Oh Kristen, you’re like, so hip. Do you have a Return of the Jedi metal lunchbox that you keep your pot in too, you dork

  8. Kate Middleton Baby Bump National Review Of Queens Scouts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look at these outfits… thank GOD for the American Revolution.

  9. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage “Yesssss!” MOCA Gala 2013
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    I’m with ya, Photo Boy

  10. Chris Evans With Brother Scott Evans The 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    Mike701
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    Then I said “Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!”

  11. Rumer Willis Squatting On Ground Chateau Marmont
    Hugh Jazz
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    Holy Shit! The stories of reptilian aliens are real! Those some mean dorsal bumps.

  12. Jennifer Lawrence Harvey Weinstein The 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    “Suck it Ratner! No shrimp sauce here AND she’s hot…”

  13. Joe Lawrence Kids Soccer Game
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    “No one will believe you if you try “outing” me, NO ONE!”

  14. Kristen Stewart Driving Old Beater Truck
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Trying really hard at not trying hard is the first sign of douchebaggery.

  15. Jennifer Lawrence Harvey Weinstein The 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    The oh-so-cute Jennifer Lawrence. I got nothing bad to say about her.

  16. Brittany Daniel Bikini
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    Those are new… And I wholly approve…

  17. Jennifer Lawrence Harvey Weinstein The 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    Cock Dr
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    You know she probably smoked a haybale of weed before getting into Harvey’s limo. Wouldn’t you?

  18. Brittany Daniel Bikini
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    I don’t know who she is, but yes. Yes I would.

  19. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Snoop Dogg Smoking Blunt 420 Party
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    Snoop’s most trusted strain of herb Roofieatus Knockoutus….

  20. Gerard Butler Wet Spot On Shorts Coachella
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Goddamnit, you spill a LITTLE yogurt on your pants and everyone just runs with it! I didn’t even use the port-a-potty!”

  21. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Snoop Dogg Smoking Blunt 420 Party
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    It’s Snoop Lion now.

  22. Mischa Barton Fat Legs Coachella
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    So they they just lop off one of her legs and grill it for food for everyone at Coachella?

    That’s “green”, isnt it?

  23. Peter Dinklage Thumbs Up A Case Of You Tribeca Film Festival
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    Is it wrong I want to play whack-a-mole with his head?

  24. Rihanna Butt Bikini Floating On Raft In Pool Instagram
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    Just disappear, you fucking waste of oxygen.

  25. Courtney Love Cleavage Smoking Cigarette Coachella
    Cock Dr
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    She is gross when she’s off the cocaine diet and she’s gross when she’s on it too.

  26. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Snoop Dogg Smoking Blunt 420 Party
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    Photo Boy, a little proofreading, please. You stuck in a “w” by mistake.

  27. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    oh…you, you bastard

  28. Joe Lawrence Kids Soccer Game
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Let’s not judge a book by it’s cover. Oh wait… Andy Dick just showed up to watch his kids play soccer too?

  29. Courtney Love Cleavage Smoking Cigarette Coachella
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    No Courtney, if you suck harder crack will not come out of that cigarette.

  30. Reese Witherspoon Mugshot Disorderly Conduct Husband Jim Toth DUI
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    She should have cut a piece of the sidewalk with her chin if she wanted to be recognized…

  31. Caroline DAmore Swimsuit Heartbeatz Radio Show Promo Shoot
    Cock Dr
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    I will call her “Mini Mouth”.

  32. Reese Witherspoon Mugshot Disorderly Conduct Husband Jim Toth DUI
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    Smugness, pixelated.

  33. Jamie Foxx Channing Tatum Dancing White House Down White Party 5th Annual Summer Of Sony
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    If that was a real black light, Channing’s mouth would light up like a Christmas tree.

  34. Kate Middleton Baby Bump National Review Of Queens Scouts
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    I am not positive and please don’t quote me on this but I think England may be a tad ahead of us in integrating the gay into their scouts…

  35. NeNe Leaks Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    What an unfortunate name.

  36. Courtney Love Cleavage Smoking Cigarette Coachella
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    That cigarette better watch out, or it might get cancer.

  37. Joe Lawrence Kids Soccer Game
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Back off, nancy boy! I’m all man, as you can plainly see, so take your queer ass away from me! (Meet me in the blue port-a-john in five minutes) That’s right, you better run! Homo!”

  38. Courtney Love Cleavage Smoking Cigarette Coachella
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    Why did Kurt have to be the one to give a shotgun a blowjob?

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
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    Dammit
    MOO

  40. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Cleavage
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    I have to say it but she is not aging well… Parts of her anyway…

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger Behind The Wheel
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    “WHO NEEDS AIH BAGZ? HAHAHA.”

  42. Peter Dinklage Thumbs Up A Case Of You Tribeca Film Festival
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    I give this picture a thumbs up too.

  43. Eric Dane Red Face Huge Forehead Vein The 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    DON’T DO IT DANE! Don’t trust that fart!!

  44. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage “Yesssss!” MOCA Gala 2013
    Matty
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    I think you mean “Jennifer Tilly standing in front of a picture of the “Yesssss!” MOCA Gala 2013″

  45. Kristen Stewart Driving Old Beater Truck
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    We have 2/3 of the needed ingredients… Now for a married director…

  46. Reese Witherspoon Mugshot Disorderly Conduct Husband Jim Toth DUI
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    That’s the look of a woman who just realized she hangs out with Chelsea Handler too much.

  47. Mischa Barton Fat Legs Coachella
    Cock Dr
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    Those ankle boots really bring out the thunder thighs.

  48. Gerard Butler Wet Spot On Shorts Coachella
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    “Yo man, you seen Bluto? Imma fuck him up.”

  49. Britney Spears Legs Short Shorts Ill Fitting Bra
    Cock Dr
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    Speaking of thunder thighs….

  50. Joe Lawrence Kids Soccer Game
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    “Why can’t you show YOUR cleavage to distract the other team like Heidi Klum did?”

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