The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.16.12

April 16th, 2012 // 603 Comments

In the spirit of Leighton Meester’s ass crack, we put the first Final Five pic upfront today. I believe “heroes” is the word you’re looking for.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which surprisingly includes only one pic from Coachella, which only exists because Rihanna didn’t want her Twitter fans to miss out on the vantage point that the entire Coachella security detail and a dirty, fake-hippie with a half-full bottle of rum totes banged all weekend. We’ve also got Tyrese, the ever classy gentleman, offering a ride home to this nice young lady, as well as James Franco who couldn’t look more like a pedophile if he tried. Wait, scratch that.

Raise your hand if your mommy threw the toaster into the tub with you again today,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Steven Seagal Scarf
    dontkillthemessenger
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    After careful deliberation, I’ve decided the hair is indeed worse than the scarf.

  2. Nicolette Sheridan Butt Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Tight ass and an infinitely tighter face.

  3. Halle Berry Cleavage
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    “Hi! My name is Halle Berry and these are my tits…”

  4. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Based on what we know about the size of Val Kilmer’s head, is it safe to say that hat size is Hula Hoop?

  5. Halle Berry Cleavage
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    “Hi, you’re probably a whore that banged my ex while he called you racist remarks. Nice to meet you.”

  6. Helen Hunt Butt Bikini Body Suit
    Batman
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    Gross.

  7. Seal Deltra Goodrem Kiss Logie Awards
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    “Uhmmm yeah, why is Candy Man kissing me? Who said his name 3 times????”

  8. Lo Bosworth Cleavage Coachella
    Batman
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    Lo and behold

  9. Brooke Shields
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    Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

  10. Brooke Shields
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Brooke is apparently very excited about this being that little girl’s first time out in the sun.

  11. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
    Josephus
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    The lighting (or maybe my monitor) makes it appear she has the makings of a five o’clock shadow. I would still hit it so hard she’d cry semen tears.

  12. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Police Uniform Squad Car 21 Jump Street
    Richard McBeef
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    producers make them wear those gloves to help stop them from jerking each other off.

  13. Steven Seagal Scarf
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    It’s not a scarf… It’s a scientifically crafted restraint to keep his fat from causing the outfit to explode…

  14. Halle Berry Cleavage
    Lunch
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    That’s Michelle.

  15. Nicolette Sheridan Butt Bikini
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    Not pictured: Michael Bolton drowning himself for letting this go…

  16. William Ragsdale
    YoMamma
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    Somewhere, Kim K is beaming with pride.

  17. William Ragsdale
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    Just LOOK at the dexterity he wields after just 1 day in the Kim Kardashian workshop.

  18. Brooke Shields
    Batman
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    She’s going to eat that little girl…and the little girl knows it.

  19. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini
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    How does she get her freckles to strategically appear in those areas?

  20. Tyrese Gibson
    Batman
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    Where is he?

  21. James Franco Scruffy Beard Signing The Dangerous Book Four Boys
    dontkillthemessenger
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    They mean “children’s book” in the sense that four boys stepped into a white van with vanity plate “JFRANCO” and were never heard from again.

  22. Steven Seagal Scarf
    Frank Burns
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    I didn’t know Lane Bryant had a store in Vancouver.

  23. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
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    “So where was I? Right, so for my most recent movie, they paid me in the most delicious Pastrami and cornbeef sandwich you could ever imagine”

  24. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage My Valentine
    Richard McBeef
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    her face looks sad. so do her titties.

  25. Tyrese Gibson
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    Uhmm why is this not evidence in a soliciting case?

  26. William Levy Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Richard McBeef
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    OK, OK, now my turn!!!

    *honk*

  27. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know whether to comment on the forehead or the child molester.

  28. Helen Hunt Butt Bikini Body Suit
    That was a lob
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    Hunt down some sweats..

  29. Steven Seagal Scarf
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Doucheman from LEGO®

  30. Rihanna Butt Cut Off Shorts Coachella Twitter
    please
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    Hudgens and shiiiii

  31. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Tight Dress
    Richard McBeef
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    You’d think that sometime in the last 145 years she would have figured out that black bra is gonna burn right through that white dress.

  32. Louise Redknapp Bikini
    Batman
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    The pictures directly before and after this one make total sense now.

  33. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
    That was a lob
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    picturing Meester’s ass before him

  34. Hayley Atwell Cleavage The Olivier Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know who this is, but I approve.

  35. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
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    So according to the gleam, the photographer is a 6ft tall white male with a small 1 inch scar on his forehead.

  36. James Franco Scruffy Beard Signing The Dangerous Book Four Boys
    Batman
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    For fucks sake, James. Stop it.

  37. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
    DeucePickle
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    Why was Ke$ha at Comic Con ?

  38. Rihanna Butt Cut Off Shorts Coachella Twitter
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    She even let the sun go down on her

  39. Hayley Atwell Cleavage The Olivier Awards
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    She had me at tits…

  40. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
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    Invisible cheeseburger.

  41. William Levy Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Cob Bostas
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    Nice protein shaker

  42. Rumer Willis Tight Dress My Valentine
    Roman
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuckin stay inside

  43. Rumer Willis Tight Dress My Valentine
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Interestingly, it was just the 100 year anniversary of another complete fucking disaster.

  44. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
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    Photoboy finally learned hot to crop pictures…

  45. Seal Deltra Goodrem Kiss Logie Awards
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    Sure that isn’t supposed to be the Loogie Awards?

  46. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
    Existo
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    Jesus dude, grow up

  47. Chris Brown Humps Microphone Supafest
    DeucePickle
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    This guy has got to stop hanging out with David Beckham

  48. Lauren Pope Cleavage
    Batman
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    Step 1: Get fake tits
    .
    .
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    Profit

  49. Steven Seagal Scarf
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    Pretty sure that ‘hair’ is Sharpied on.

  50. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Blasphemy!

    GOD’s twitter account would never stand for those breasts being covered up.

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