In the spirit of Leighton Meester’s ass crack, we put the first Final Five pic upfront today. I believe “heroes” is the word you’re looking for.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which surprisingly includes only one pic from Coachella, which only exists because Rihanna didn’t want her Twitter fans to miss out on the vantage point that the entire Coachella security detail and a dirty, fake-hippie with a half-full bottle of rum totes banged all weekend. We’ve also got Tyrese, the ever classy gentleman, offering a ride home to this nice young lady, as well as James Franco who couldn’t look more like a pedophile if he tried. Wait, scratch that.
Raise your hand if your mommy threw the toaster into the tub with you again today,
- Photo Boy
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After careful deliberation, I’ve decided the hair is indeed worse than the scarf.
Tight ass and an infinitely tighter face.
“Hi! My name is Halle Berry and these are my tits…”
Based on what we know about the size of Val Kilmer’s head, is it safe to say that hat size is Hula Hoop?
“Hi, you’re probably a whore that banged my ex while he called you racist remarks. Nice to meet you.”
Gross.
“Uhmmm yeah, why is Candy Man kissing me? Who said his name 3 times????”
Lo and behold
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Brooke is apparently very excited about this being that little girl’s first time out in the sun.
The lighting (or maybe my monitor) makes it appear she has the makings of a five o’clock shadow. I would still hit it so hard she’d cry semen tears.
producers make them wear those gloves to help stop them from jerking each other off.
It’s not a scarf… It’s a scientifically crafted restraint to keep his fat from causing the outfit to explode…
That’s Michelle.
Not pictured: Michael Bolton drowning himself for letting this go…
Somewhere, Kim K is beaming with pride.
Just LOOK at the dexterity he wields after just 1 day in the Kim Kardashian workshop.
She’s going to eat that little girl…and the little girl knows it.
How does she get her freckles to strategically appear in those areas?
Where is he?
Smile, Tyrese.
They mean “children’s book” in the sense that four boys stepped into a white van with vanity plate “JFRANCO” and were never heard from again.
I didn’t know Lane Bryant had a store in Vancouver.
“So where was I? Right, so for my most recent movie, they paid me in the most delicious Pastrami and cornbeef sandwich you could ever imagine”
her face looks sad. so do her titties.
Uhmm why is this not evidence in a soliciting case?
OK, OK, now my turn!!!
*honk*
I don’t know whether to comment on the forehead or the child molester.
Hunt down some sweats..
Doucheman from LEGO®
Hudgens and shiiiii
You’d think that sometime in the last 145 years she would have figured out that black bra is gonna burn right through that white dress.
Trust me she knows it; and most of us are glad she does it. And I wish she would do me.
The pictures directly before and after this one make total sense now.
picturing Meester’s ass before him
I don’t know who this is, but I approve.
She played Peggy Carter in “Captain America”. Hayley Atwell!
So according to the gleam, the photographer is a 6ft tall white male with a small 1 inch scar on his forehead.
For fucks sake, James. Stop it.
Why was Ke$ha at Comic Con ?
She even let the sun go down on her
She had me at tits…
Invisible cheeseburger.
Nice protein shaker
Fuckin stay inside
Interestingly, it was just the 100 year anniversary of another complete fucking disaster.
Photoboy finally learned hot to crop pictures…
Sure that isn’t supposed to be the Loogie Awards?
Jesus dude, grow up
FUCK YOU FAT CHICK, THOSE TITS ARE PERFECT, STUPID FAT CHICK!
This guy has got to stop hanging out with David Beckham
Step 1: Get fake tits
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Profit
Pretty sure that ‘hair’ is Sharpied on.
Blasphemy!
GOD’s twitter account would never stand for those breasts being covered up.