The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.15.13

April 15th, 2013 // 379 Comments

[Ed. Note: That Morgan Freeman thumbnail is my favorite accident that ever happened on this site. - PB]

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which comes on the heels of some horrible shit, so if you want to make fun of celebrities and/or ogle their breasts instead of looking at death and carnage because some dickhead didn’t want to pay his taxes. You’re in a judge free zone.

- The Superficial

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  1. Morgan Freeman The Guild Of Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Accessories For Success Spring Luncheon And Fashion Show
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    Now, now Morgan… I never said she might be your granddaughter…

  2. Pink Fans Touching Crazy Abs Dublin
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    Am I the only one scared of being violated by that belly button?

  3. Coco Butt Short Shorts The Mix 94.1 Pet-A-Palooza
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    that dog is trying to sniff the ass of the dog that’s already buried in there sniffing coco’s ass.

  4. Elisha Cuthbert Nipples Tight Dress Annual Pink Party
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    Nice…

  5. JWoww Cleavage 2013 NewNowNext Awards
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    I vote for “Next!”

  6. JWoww Cleavage 2013 NewNowNext Awards
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    Poorly implanted, Italian, Jersey reality show-slut

  7. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Hadouken Instagram
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    I’d like to haduken her as well…
    Chun-li that ass
    E. Honda those tittays…

  8. JWoww Cleavage 2013 NewNowNext Awards
    cuddles
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    Creative use of a garbage bag and kitchen back splash. Must be a Project Runway deal.

  9. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    Looks like someone got TWO gift baskets from Derek Jeter.

  10. Tobey Maguire Flirting With Chick In Tight Skirt
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    I call this: A Hipster’s solicitation…

  11. Snoop Dogg Ke$ha Smoking Blunt MTV Movie Awards
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    Stop validating “her”

  12. Gerard Butler Screaming Olympus Has Fallen Premiere Mexico City
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    What’s he doing at Britney’s son’s soccer game?

  13. Hayley Hasselhoff Fat Weight Gain Coachella
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    Is… Is she sneaking burgers in for her dad?

  14. Robert Downey Jr. Squinty Eyes Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    Now is ze time on Shprockets ven ve dance!

  15. Joe Lawrence
    DiegoAD
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    Whoa indeed…

  16. JWoww Cleavage 2013 NewNowNext Awards
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    proof that boobs do not always equal good

  17. Morgan Freeman The Guild Of Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Accessories For Success Spring Luncheon And Fashion Show
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    standing at the urinal next to John Hamm

  18. Pink Fans Touching Crazy Abs Dublin
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    Scratch deeper, now deeper, keep going.

  19. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Perfume Promotion
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    How now, red cow?

  20. Snoop Dogg Ke$ha Smoking Blunt MTV Movie Awards
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    correction: He’s not Snoop Dogg anymore. He’s Snoop Lion.
    Tigger, please.

  21. JWoww Cleavage 2013 NewNowNext Awards
    Little Tongue
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    And that’s how the trash got in trash bag.

  22. Britney Spears Cheering Sons Soccer Games
    ThisWillHurt
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    “See them glasses? I told y’all I’s smart!”

  23. Morgan Freeman The Guild Of Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Accessories For Success Spring Luncheon And Fashion Show
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    OTAY!

  24. Pink Fans Touching Crazy Abs Dublin
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    Besides me, does anyone else anticipate the appearance of a ovipositor?

  25. Simon Cowell Cab Full Of Women
    ThisWillHurt
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    Why is he car-pooling with the Kardashians?

  26. Gerard Butler Screaming Olympus Has Fallen Premiere Mexico City
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    so then I opened this wide and said, “Oh Mr. Hamm, I wager it WILL fit!”

  27. JWoww Cleavage 2013 NewNowNext Awards
    cc
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    Man, that is some bona fide drunk, 1:30am, no action for 6 months hot.

  28. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram
    Tiggles
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    “Your boy Beibs here! Had a date with some Anne Frank chick, but she was too shy to even come out and say hello! P.S. – my man Big Bird bought me these undies!”

  29. Kendall Jenner Tight Dress MTV Movie Awards
    Jon
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    my god…

  30. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram
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    “Look at me…I’m like a depressed Pink.”

  31. Holly Madison Cleavage 17th Annual Keep Memory Alive Power Of Love Gala
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    irrelevant pop culture speed bump

  32. Pink Fans Touching Crazy Abs Dublin
    Little Tongue
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    I hurt myself and I loooooveeee it!

  33. Morgan Freeman The Guild Of Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Accessories For Success Spring Luncheon And Fashion Show
    cc
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    They have surgery for cataracts don’t they?

  34. Morgan Freeman The Guild Of Big Brothers Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles Accessories For Success Spring Luncheon And Fashion Show
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    “Ooooh… Is that a seal-skin glove?!”

  35. Tobey Maguire Flirting With Chick In Tight Skirt
    ThisWillHurt
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    “How’s it going, pretty lady. My name’s Andrew Garfield.”

  36. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram
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    Tweeting:”At the gym. #AnneWouldLoveMy6Pack”

  37. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    “I’m a little bit dope-y”

    “And I’m a little bit #$%’d up Goth bitch!”

  38. Pink Fans Touching Crazy Abs Dublin
    cc
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    She looks a bit too masculine BUT I’d bet her ass looks great naked.

  39. Gerard Depardieu Taxi
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    a stoned Gerard, fresh off watching all the star wars movies, uses the force to stop a taxi

  40. Gerard Depardieu Taxi
    Tiggles
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    “Sacre bleu! I left the hefty bag full of croissants in the cab!”

  41. Britney Spears Cheering Sons Soccer Games
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    “Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?”

  42. Carrie Keagan Tight Dress MTV Movie Awards
    Tiggles
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    I don’t know how this chick has a job where people can hear her voice.

  43. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Perfume Promotion
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    Blow the whale up with dynamite! KABOOM!

  44. Justin Bieber Shirtless Selfie Gym Instagram
    cc
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    ‘Yo peeps, working out a gym called ‘Twinks’. I kinda like this place. #pantsfallingdown #winkwink’

  45. Kendall Jenner Tight Dress MTV Movie Awards
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    I guess it was only a matter of time before she got the boob job. What a sad family.

  46. Phoebe Price Cleavage Coachella
    ThisWillHurt
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    Scroll down for Lindsay Lohan references . . .

    • DeucePickle

      Ok, I’ll give it a shot.
      Ahem…
      “Will taste wangs for coke. And also, lawyers suck and I don’t care for David Letterman.”
      Sorry, I’m not very good at this

  47. Coco Butt Short Shorts The Mix 94.1 Pet-A-Palooza
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    and the dog died minutes later.

  48. Tobey Maguire Flirting With Chick In Tight Skirt
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    “Hello pretty lady. Perhaps you recognize me from no movie ever made.”

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Slit Skirt Coachella
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’m spiritual and stuff.”

  50. Joe Lawrence
    Little Tongue
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    Boy’s got nice titties,

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