The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.1.13

April 1st, 2013 // 500 Comments

Welcome to another maxed-out Monday The Crap We Missed thanks to a long weekend because hard job, pajama pants, used to work food service, blah blah. Look, I know you’re here for the rapid-fire comment section hatefest, so here goes. Today we’ve got Iggy Pop‘s skin that Tan Mom just looked at and went, “Oh wow, he should really have that looked at,” Mickey Rourke noticing all the attention the ‘DWTS’ folks get around here, David Beckham‘s jock itch finally spreading to the rest of the team, Mary Tyler Moor–AHHHH!!, and Mischa Barton in what has to be a PSA warning kids about how candy rots your teeth.

Wait, I had that wrong. It’s the meth, kids. Meth will rot your teeth,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Seth Rogan Shitty Wolverine Costume WonderCon This Is The End Panel
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    I suppose it was only a matter of time until they made all the other comic book superheros into movies, and got around to ‘Super Asshole’.

  2. Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Easter Outfits Twitter
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    nah, he’s not whipped. not at all.

  3. Mischa Barton Holding Lollipop Fire & Ice Gala
    meeps!
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    Andy Samberg is hilarious!

  4. Maria Fowler Cleavage Bending Over Tight Dress
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    Fowler! I hardly know her.

    Sorry about that one. I always think it’s funny even though it isn’t.

  5. Mary Tyler Moore Old
    meeps!
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    So, World War Z is real…?

  6. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    Techman
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    ….seen here in a preview of the next season of Walking Dead.

  7. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    now that he’s over 70 years old, time to change the name to ‘Iggy Pop-Pop’. And put a damned shirt on, that’s disgusting.

  8. Britney Spears Shops For Barbies At Walmart
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    “Foorrr… Agess 3 and up…
    Daddy, Daddy I want this but i am not 3 or up!”

  9. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    Fredical
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    30 years ago, I would have killed to see Madonna perform topless.

  10. Ray J Holding Crotch Shanell Hosting Ladies Night Out: Spring Break Edition Party Arkadia Club
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    Ray J consuming lots of fluids, on ladies night, in white pants. This can not end well.

  11. Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Easter Outfits Twitter
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    The sheer symbolism here is awe-inspiring…

  12. Mickey Rourke Yoga Pants Dickprint
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    Hey Mickey – nice yoga pants. Do they come in men’s sizes?

  13. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    George Hamilton just blew a load to this…

  14. Ray J Holding Crotch Shanell Hosting Ladies Night Out: Spring Break Edition Party Arkadia Club
    Fredical
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    Exhibit A: The accused is seen here holding the tool responsible for making the Kardashians famous. I recommend the death penalty.

  15. Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Easter Outfits Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    Is this a still from “Django: Unchained?”

  16. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    His stomach looks like Krang from TMNT.

  17. Ray J Holding Crotch Shanell Hosting Ladies Night Out: Spring Break Edition Party Arkadia Club
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    Ray-J! Ray-J! Me next! Kardashian me, please!!!

  18. Ron Perlman FX Upfront Bowling Event
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Thank you, Thing.”

  19. Sharon Stone Midriff Boyfriend Martin Mica
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    5 more minutes, Martin… Just man up and then you can go off and nail half of Rio…

  20. Maria Shriver Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    In case anyone was still wondering wtf Arnold was doing banging an old, chubby mexican housekeeper.

  21. Aaron Eckhart Gerard Butler Olympus Has Fallen Russian Photocall
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Did you know they have a WHite House in Russia too. Here it’s called the Gremlin or something. It’s right over there.”

  22. Rumer Willis Huge Jaw GI Joe Retaliation Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    You can almost see how this could have been a beautiful woman. But she just had to go to the club with that damn drunk mixer at the corner of Willis and Moore.

  23. Patrick Schwarzenegger Burying Girlfriend In Sand
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    So THAT’s how daddy buried all the other maids..

  24. Ron Perlman FX Upfront Bowling Event
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    He dressed up as Hellboy for a kid with leukemia, he’s awesome, irrefutable.

  25. Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Easter Outfits Twitter
    sweet peaches
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    Im embaressed for both of them

  26. Nadeea Volianova Lopsided Cleavage Kuba Ka Birthday Celebration Couture Nightclub
    ThisWillHurt
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    Ma’am? You’re boob is falling off, you might wanna . . . Eh, whatever.

  27. Zlatan Ibrahimovic Crouching In Front Of David Beckham PSG Match
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    “Oi mate, it’s OK to ruffle your sausage but not take one on the field… Sick bastard”

  28. Britney Spears Shops For Barbies At Walmart
    Prudencia
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    Buuuh-buuh—baaaa-baaaaar-ar-baaaaarb-buh buh-baraaaaabuh-eeee.

    Why caint everywhar jus use lil lettars like that dern KFC dus??

  29. Britney Spears Shops For Barbies At Walmart
    angerinside
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    Oh My Gawd… theys got babies in em’. Dang and I done popped them outta mah cooter after that Walrus lay on me when I used tah (snicker) do drugs (snort).

  30. Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Easter Outfits Twitter
    cuddles
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    What you can’t see if Nick saying he’s tapped and Mariah saying she takes no prisoners.

  31. Nikki Leigh Cleavage Spandex Dress Birdemic 2: The Resurrection Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    That’s one of the hottest women I’ve ever se- They made a sequel to “Birdemic?” Jesus Christ!

  32. Maria Shriver Swimsuit Beach Cover
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    Uhmmm we were just kidding about the whole “Unleash the Kraken” thing… It’s a line from a movie… You’re not suppose to take that shit literally…

  33. Rumer Willis Huge Jaw GI Joe Retaliation Premiere
    Minky Wail
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    Looks like in Keira Knightly with Ashley Judd Face

  34. Sharon Stone Midriff Boyfriend Martin Mica
    Deacon Jones
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    lol

    My penis would split like a hot dog in a microwave if it saw that head/mouth coming at it.

  35. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    Prudencia
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    I suddenly feel like moisturizing is way more important than it was 5 seconds ago.

  36. Seth Rogan Shitty Wolverine Costume WonderCon This Is The End Panel
    angerinside
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    So the Johah Hill diet claims another I see.

  37. Ray J Holding Crotch Shanell Hosting Ladies Night Out: Spring Break Edition Party Arkadia Club
    Inner Retard
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    Oh, baby! I have a special package for you. Ever heard of a water bomb? This is almost like that…

  38. Aaron Eckhart Gerard Butler Olympus Has Fallen Russian Photocall
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    ‘So I tell her it won’t look right if we both get out of the port o’john together, to wait a few minutes – then i tip the guy $100 to haul it the hell away with her still inside it! You should have heard the screaming!’

  39. Nina Dobrev Ian Somerhalder Toronto Airport
    Emma Watson's Vaina
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    well you know trying to hide in the public isn’t going to work.
    hat OK
    dark glasses OK
    dark big coat OK
    big douche making ridiculous faces . epic fail

  40. Zlatan Ibrahimovic Crouching In Front Of David Beckham PSG Match
    Deacon Jones
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    “Gahhhhh! My, my knee hit a mosquito when I was running! Im in such pain!”

  41. Rumer Willis Huge Jaw GI Joe Retaliation Premiere
    Prudencia
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    Someone should have spent more time on this Sims customization.

  42. Britney Spears Shops For Barbies At Walmart
    ThisWillHurt
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    “M’son’ll love these!”

  43. Jonah Hill Neon Green Shoes
    Minky Wail
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    He makes that jacket look puffy

  44. Ray J Holding Crotch Shanell Hosting Ladies Night Out: Spring Break Edition Party Arkadia Club
    Prudencia
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    Dang my sock be slippin’ yo.

  45. Serena Williams Winning Sony Ericsson Open
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    Good thing she won. When she loses, she gets angry and throws poop at everybody.

  46. Wynonna Judd Sweaty Ass DWTS Practice
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    Is.. Is this a challenge to Kim K?

  47. Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Easter Outfits Twitter
    angerinside
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    They really do have porn for everyone, except this crap is rated KKK.

  48. Britney Spears Shops For Barbies At Walmart
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    Bertney Spears in her native habitat, y’all.

    Fixed.

  49. DMX Champs Sports
    Deacon Jones
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    “Yo! DMX! It’s a dentist, run mothafucka!!!!”

  50. Mariah Carey Nick Cannon Easter Outfits Twitter
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    *looks up gravely from clipboard* Seems like it might be Stodden-Hutchinson Syndrome. Call the CDC. We might need to shut down Twitter before this thing spreads.

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