The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.1.13

Welcome to another maxed-out Monday The Crap We Missed thanks to a long weekend because hard job, pajama pants, used to work food service, blah blah. Look, I know you’re here for the rapid-fire comment section hatefest, so here goes. Today we’ve got Iggy Pop’s skin that Tan Mom just looked at and went, “Oh wow, he should really have that looked at,” Mickey Rourke noticing all the attention the ‘DWTS’ folks get around here, David Beckham’s jock itch finally spreading to the rest of the team, Mary Tyler Moor–AHHHH!!, and Mischa Barton in what has to be a PSA warning kids about how candy rots your teeth.

Wait, I had that wrong. It’s the meth, kids. Meth will rot your teeth,

- Photo Boy

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