The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.5.12

March 5th, 2012 // 697 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, a not-so-random smattering of tits and anything we find worthy of your snarky fodder. But mostly tits. Starting off, Channing Tatum eye-bangs the shit out of the front row while Jonah Hill pretends people want to hear whatever the hell he’s talking about. The Hoff‘s loyal German following is going to shit when they find out he performed like this for the Brits, and Nicole Kidman lactates through multiple layers of clothing which can only mean Zac Efron is making it rain rubbers somewhere nearby.

Also, Reese Witherspoon is PREGNANT! (Fish made me do that.),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. David Hasselhoff Hitler Costume
    Colostomy Bag
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    He asked his agents how best to end his career, and this was their final solution.

  2. Gary Shirley Leah Car Seat
    Sliver
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    This is gonna end in tears.

  3. Chris Klein Nipples See Through Shirt
    Sliver
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    I hate to say it (covers face) he actually looks good here. I qualify that with “better than usual” anyway. His hair is covered.

  4. Sean Penn Moustache Tired
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    70′s porn star look..not workin’.

  5. Kelly Osbourne Miniskirt Saddle Shoes
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    A size 2-4, Kelly? You mean one of your legs, right?

  6. Reese Witherspoon
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    She is either 3-4.5 months pregnant, or her stylist has some ‘splaining to do.

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