The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.26.12

March 26th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, lovingly strewn together by a surprisingly-here Photo Boy who still came to work thanks to his strong Italian work ethic that just makes a man want to shove his stugots in some moulignon. And for the record, I have no idea what I just said back there, but I’m sure it was a nice, friendly, non-offensive Guinea colloquialism for loving pizza pie-ah!

Your spicy meatball,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Donald Sutherland
    Tony Hop
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    You’re welcome Donald.

  2. Kevin Sorbo Eagle
    Joe
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    He uses his Herculean strength to get to the front of the buffet line.

  3. Brandi Glanville Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Hmmm…let me guess….she wants us to look at her ass?

  4. Donald Sutherland
    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Come here, let me show you where Kiefer got his disdain for the paparazzi.

  5. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    Seems attractive, but there is something off about her face I can’t put my finger on.

  6. Venus Williams
    Cock Dr
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    Ooooo…so sexy!

  7. Danny DeVito
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The parade of celebrity hotness continues.

  8. Venus Williams
    Commented on this photo:

    I defy people to still claim evolution to be ‘just a theory’.

  9. Joe Francis Mario Lopez Elaine Lancaster
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    Joe thinking: I bet she’s got an awesome adam’s apple…

  10. Gerard Butler Laker Game
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    Someone just told him the price of meth has gone up…

  11. Kelly Brook Legs Minidress
    Hank E. Ring
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    She was fine until I scrolled down and saw those retarded shoes on her feet.

    • it had to be said

      You say retarded, I say a good thing for her to hold on to while I plow her. Potayto, potahto.

  12. Venus Williams
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    Let the racist remarks begin…

  13. Donald Sutherland
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t care that he looks like Santa….don’t go anywhere with that man.
    Too many things wrapped around the neck….why?

  14. Danny DeVito
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    It’s Michael Tambore’s mini me…

  15. Kesha
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    I swear to god she intentionally tries to look like shit. There is no way people can be that deluded about their own appearance.

  16. Jonah Hill
    Hank E. Ring
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    Glad to see Chaz Bono lost 10lbs.

  17. Kevin Sorbo Eagle
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    There is no way that is Kevin Sorbo.

  18. Kesha
    Cock Dr
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    Her eyes have no pupils…..what drug does that?

  19. Mark Wahlberg
    Hank E. Ring
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    What’s that? Trump is on the phone and wants his hair back?

  20. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    T-bag
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the dude-lady that got kicked out of Miss Universe?

  21. Kevin Sorbo Eagle
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That appears to be a live bald eagle; an endangered species under federal protection. What are these jokers fucking around with one for?
    Oh, it’s in AZ. I understand now.

  22. Jeremy Piven
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    Forgot where his career is parked.

  23. Bethenny Frankel Legs Minidress
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    Whoever designed that dress clearly never thought the arrow on it would be pointing to that…

  24. Kelly Brook Legs Minidress
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    Where is a strong wind gust when you need one huh?!?!?!?!?

  25. Joe Francis Mario Lopez Elaine Lancaster
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m still trying to figure out which one has Joe Francis’ hand in their ass.

  26. Rihanna No Bra Blonde Hair Open Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t think this screwy chick is going to have a happily ever after, but she does give good celebrity melodrama.

  27. Joe Francis Mario Lopez Elaine Lancaster
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, I bet that’s the first time a drag queen ever felt like the least sleazy person in the room.

  28. Jonah Hill
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    Glad to see he’s on his way back to his chubby funny self….

  29. Joe Francis Mario Lopez Elaine Lancaster
    George Burdell
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    Joe is thinking how happy he would be to be part of this threesome.

  30. Gerard Butler Laker Game
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He just saw the last picture.

  31. Jessica Hart Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Auschwitz beach?

  32. Mark Wahlberg
    Commented on this photo:

    “You! Don’t make come over there and slap that camera outta your hands for my kids…”

  33. Brandi Glanville Butt Tight Dress
    George Burdell
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    Now Gerard Butler remembers.

  34. Gerard Butler Laker Game
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Two more drinks and he’s going full Mel Gibson.

  35. Danny DeVito
    dontkillthemessenger
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    To get the proper angle for this picture, does the cameraman get on his knees or flat on his stomach?

  36. Venus Williams
    George Burdell
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    Her dick is about to fall out.

  37. Michael Fassbender Smoking Cigarette
    bonerofcuntention
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s doing the same thing with his left hand.

  38. Ian Somerhalder
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Perfectly sneeringly handsome. It doesn’t even look natural.

  39. Queen Latifah Tony Bennett
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Is the lesbian pregnant?

  40. Queen Latifah Tony Bennett
    George Burdell
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    Sammy, you look much bigger in a dress.

  41. Famke Janssen
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    No, I’m pretty sure that’s from the presentation of the last Adams Family movie.

  42. Kesha
    George Burdell
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    This is the best case scenario for little Snooki.

  43. Donald Sutherland
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks near death, yet still dresses better than Al Pacino and Nick Nolte.

  44. Kesha
    bonerofcuntention
    Commented on this photo:

    Derrrrrrrrrrrrp

  45. Donald Sutherland
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    You better be good, you better not cry, you better not pout, now GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!

  46. Kevin Sorbo Eagle
    George Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a Rick Santorum wet dream.

  47. Kesha
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe she looks better during… after… before. Forget it.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      In my opinion, none of you could possibly drink enough to think she’s attractive and be able to do her at the same time. Hell, my brother Girgori and I couldn’t drink that much.. Trust me on this one.

  48. Kevin Sorbo Eagle
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That might be Kevin Sorbo after the the eagle pecked his face off and they glued it back on.

  49. Kelly Brook Legs Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    It’s one thing to see extreme shoe fashions in a magazine or fancy shop window, and quite another to see them out in the real world.
    Golly. A little too much for a stroll around the neighborhood.

  50. Ian Somerhalder
    George Burdell
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    Number One and a disguised Mr Bigglesworth.

    • commander bloop

      ha seriously…he must be the bastard son of rob lowe – perhaps the mom was one of the HS chicks he scrogged on camera after the DNC in ATL

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