Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, lovingly strewn together by a surprisingly-here Photo Boy who still came to work thanks to his strong Italian work ethic that just makes a man want to shove his stugots in some moulignon. And for the record, I have no idea what I just said back there, but I’m sure it was a nice, friendly, non-offensive Guinea colloquialism for loving pizza pie-ah!
Your spicy meatball,
- The Superficial
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You’re welcome Donald.
what does this bitch look like?
Your sister is a fucking WHORE – and tell your mom I want my underwear back.
He uses his Herculean strength to get to the front of the buffet line.
Hmmm…let me guess….she wants us to look at her ass?
Come here, let me show you where Kiefer got his disdain for the paparazzi.
Seems attractive, but there is something off about her face I can’t put my finger on.
She has a face?
it’s not on her face that I’d put my finger on…
Ooooo…so sexy!
The parade of celebrity hotness continues.
I defy people to still claim evolution to be ‘just a theory’.
Joe thinking: I bet she’s got an awesome adam’s apple…
Someone just told him the price of meth has gone up…
She was fine until I scrolled down and saw those retarded shoes on her feet.
You say retarded, I say a good thing for her to hold on to while I plow her. Potayto, potahto.
Let the racist remarks begin…
Richard Petty and Michael Schumacher are racists….
Only goddamn crackers watch tennis.
Asians are good at math.
Black chicks look like men with weaves on.
How’s that?
So monkeys DO play tennis.
Man, white people make me angry. Honestly, though, so does everyone else.
I don’t care that he looks like Santa….don’t go anywhere with that man.
Too many things wrapped around the neck….why?
It’s Michael Tambore’s mini me…
Or Dr. Phils.
I swear to god she intentionally tries to look like shit. There is no way people can be that deluded about their own appearance.
Glad to see Chaz Bono lost 10lbs.
Totally stole my thunder….Glancing at the thumbnail I thought it was Chasity Bono.
There is no way that is Kevin Sorbo.
Not at all…
I thought it was Neil Young.
I think that’s Kevin Sorbo in his Newt Gingrich costume. Close, Kevin, but no cigar.
NOPE! It’s Chuck Testa.
Her eyes have no pupils…..what drug does that?
All of them at the same time.
What’s that? Trump is on the phone and wants his hair back?
Is this the dude-lady that got kicked out of Miss Universe?
That appears to be a live bald eagle; an endangered species under federal protection. What are these jokers fucking around with one for?
Oh, it’s in AZ. I understand now.
bald eagles aren’t on the endangered list anymore, but they protected under federal anti-sodomy & bestiality laws.
@ McBeef: I found that out the hard way.
Forgot where his career is parked.
Whoever designed that dress clearly never thought the arrow on it would be pointing to that…
Where is a strong wind gust when you need one huh?!?!?!?!?
I’m still trying to figure out which one has Joe Francis’ hand in their ass.
Hahaha! I think all 3 of them….
I don’t think this screwy chick is going to have a happily ever after, but she does give good celebrity melodrama.
Wow, I bet that’s the first time a drag queen ever felt like the least sleazy person in the room.
Glad to see he’s on his way back to his chubby funny self….
Joe is thinking how happy he would be to be part of this threesome.
He just saw the last picture.
That is the way the thumbnails make it look.
Auschwitz beach?
“You! Don’t make come over there and slap that camera outta your hands for my kids…”
Now Gerard Butler remembers.
Two more drinks and he’s going full Mel Gibson.
To get the proper angle for this picture, does the cameraman get on his knees or flat on his stomach?
Her dick is about to fall out.
lol
He’s doing the same thing with his left hand.
Perfectly sneeringly handsome. It doesn’t even look natural.
Is the lesbian pregnant?
Sammy, you look much bigger in a dress.
I see what you did there….
No, I’m pretty sure that’s from the presentation of the last Adams Family movie.
This is the best case scenario for little Snooki.
He looks near death, yet still dresses better than Al Pacino and Nick Nolte.
Derrrrrrrrrrrrp
You better be good, you better not cry, you better not pout, now GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!
This is a Rick Santorum wet dream.
Maybe she looks better during… after… before. Forget it.
In my opinion, none of you could possibly drink enough to think she’s attractive and be able to do her at the same time. Hell, my brother Girgori and I couldn’t drink that much.. Trust me on this one.
That might be Kevin Sorbo after the the eagle pecked his face off and they glued it back on.
It’s one thing to see extreme shoe fashions in a magazine or fancy shop window, and quite another to see them out in the real world.
Golly. A little too much for a stroll around the neighborhood.
Oh, but it’s such an upscale neighborhood, CD. I’m sure she’ll blend right in.
Number One and a disguised Mr Bigglesworth.
ha seriously…he must be the bastard son of rob lowe – perhaps the mom was one of the HS chicks he scrogged on camera after the DNC in ATL