The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.18.13

March 18th, 2013 // 523 Comments

Welcome to another maxed-out Monday’s The Crap We Missed which has way more butts in yoga pants than I ever thought possible, so in a way you could say it’s the crowning achievement of this digital age. And while we do just have an almost endless parade of butts, we’ve also got the usual slew of random fuckery including this Kelly Bensimon guy wearing a lady’s bikini, Alicia Silverstone calling her kid for supper, Rob Kardashian & Kris Jenner in what I’m hoping is the prelude to the gangland slaying of my dreams, and finally, Pamela Anderson‘s little black book.

Did you think I was kidding up there with all that butt talk? I wasn’t. (Note to self: Possible podcast name – Butt Talk),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
    Vinnie
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    Give that thing a one piece!

  2. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
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    alligators have got weird tits.

  3. Natasha Henstridge Weight Gain LA Fashion Weekend Fall/Winter 2013
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think the Species is whale related.

  4. Dorothy Hamill Butt Yoga Pants Tristan MacManus DWTS Practice
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nice ass on the old timer.

  5. Blake Lively Bikini Twitter
    Inner Retard
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    Somewhere Jennifer Garner just went “Oh, Crap!” and punched Ben Affleck in the face just to be sure.

  6. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage Country2Country Event
    Tiggles
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    “And that’s when I decided to steal Christmas from all the Whos in Whoville.”

  7. Pamela Anderson Huge Book On Lap The Bypass Nightclub
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s either a book of STDs or a list of the ones you can catch by touching Pam Anderson with 4 fingers on her left forearm.

  8. Madonna Boy Scout Uniform 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    What in god’s green fuck?

  9. Brett Ratner 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    Inner Retard
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    His face says it all: I could be buying a pound of shrimp right now.

  10. Christopher Jarecki Feminist T Shirt Alicia Silverstone Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m sure their kid is going to be normal. Dad looks like a douche and Mom is chewing up dinner.

  11. Rumer Willis Scout Willis Drunk Holding Beer Can SXSW
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    The three stages of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: Before, After and During.

  12. Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
    Amazed
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    Is that a shirt or a tent ?

  13. Lauren Foster Herndon Graddick 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    Tiggles
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    Red is the new black in zombie fashion this year.

  14. Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
    Amazed
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    Wrong pic…

  15. Madonna Boy Scout Uniform 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    adamcagey
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    Are we sure these aren’t wax statues of Lauren Foster and Herndon Graddick?

  16. Pamela Anderson Huge Book On Lap The Bypass Nightclub
    Tiggles
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    Its going to take Pam a long time to color in a book that size.

  17. Kendall Jenner Bikini Twitter
    Amazed
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    Shit, wrong pic…

  18. Lauren Foster Herndon Graddick 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    adamcagey
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    Are we sure these aren’t wax statues of Lauren Foster and Herndon Graddick

  19. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat LAX
    Inner Retard
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    The next fucker who thinks I’m luggage is getting a taste of my 9.

  20. Nick Nolte Red Face White Beard
    Amazed
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    Is that a shirt or a tent ?

  21. Leola Bell Cleavage Playboy Playmates St Patricks Day Party Vegas
    Tiggles
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    Nice!

  22. Brett Ratner 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    contusion
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    Take a deep breath. Relax. Accept.

  23. Rumer Willis Scout Willis Drunk Holding Beer Can SXSW
    contusion
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    Nelson is not aging well.

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    The top ten finalists of “Who Wants To Knock Up A Kardashian?”

    I realize that Kris is included.

  25. Kaley Cuoco Mouth Open Laker Game
    CK
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    Too easy…

  26. dontkillthemessenger
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    How many Kardashians have you guys banged?

  27. Lauren Foster Herndon Graddick 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    CK
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    you can tell he’s not really into the pic, or he’d have his hand firmly grasping her hip.

  28. David Hasselhoff Protesting Berlin Wall Demolition
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    Invisible Peter North.

  29. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
    maru
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    What the actual fuck is wrong with her body?

  30. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
    breetai3
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    She looks like she ate a cast iron griddle.

  31. Madonna Boy Scout Uniform 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    contusion
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    The only Scout that scares me more is a Willis.

  32. Lauren Foster Herndon Graddick 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    Cock Dr
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    There’s that Satan.
    So many guises, so many celebrities, so little time.

  33. Lauren Foster Herndon Graddick 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    That blow up doll has lost quite a bit of air.

  34. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Jeans Music Video Shoot
    contusion
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    Plants and implants.

  35. Pamela Anderson Huge Book On Lap The Bypass Nightclub
    Cock Dr
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    The “Pam Anderson Needs to Pay Her Taxes” world tour continues.

  36. Janice Dickinson Nipple No Bra Kissing Guy
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    That’s the first time I’ve ever seen a nipple behind the tit.

  37. Aylin Mujica Lingerie Angel Wings Mexican Playboy Party
    maru
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    Looks like somebody tried to dress up that creature from [REC]

  38. Kaley Cuoco Mouth Open Laker Game
    breetai3
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    “And they actually hired me to be the “hot chick” in some geek comedy!”

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    This doesn’t even need a caption.

  40. Aylin Mujica Lingerie Angel Wings Mexican Playboy Party
    maru
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    Whoops, wrong pic!

  41. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Jeans Music Video Shoot
    JennywithaY
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    Are we sure this isn’t a tampon commercial? Because it looks like a tampon commercial.

  42. Natasha Henstridge Weight Gain LA Fashion Weekend Fall/Winter 2013
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    Species 3: The Widening.

  43. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Jeans Music Video Shoot
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    RUN, SINGLE MAN, RUN!

  44. Nick Nolte Red Face White Beard
    contusion
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    Isn’t Malibu more Busey’s territory?

  45. Blake Lively Bikini Twitter
    mike
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    “Dude.”
    “Sweet.”

  46. Melanie Iglesias Cleavage Spandex Dress Vinny Guadagnino 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    contusion
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    Good to see Tila still alive.

  47. Anderson Cooper 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    Go rapidly back and forth between this picture and the previous one.

  48. Anderson Cooper 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    contusion
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    And cue the “spit or swallow” jokes in 3..2..1.

  49. Pamela Anderson Huge Book On Lap The Bypass Nightclub
    B&WMinstrel
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    You can tell how out of date someone is by the props they choose. And the book slipped off her knee and rolled under the table.

  50. Wynonna Judd Sweaty Armpit DWTS Practice
    contusion
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    Jabba Can’t Dance

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