Welcome to another maxed-out Monday’s The Crap We Missed which has way more butts in yoga pants than I ever thought possible, so in a way you could say it’s the crowning achievement of this digital age. And while we do just have an almost endless parade of butts, we’ve also got the usual slew of random fuckery including this Kelly Bensimon guy wearing a lady’s bikini, Alicia Silverstone calling her kid for supper, Rob Kardashian & Kris Jenner in what I’m hoping is the prelude to the gangland slaying of my dreams, and finally, Pamela Anderson‘s little black book.
Did you think I was kidding up there with all that butt talk? I wasn’t. (Note to self: Possible podcast name – Butt Talk),
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Give that thing a one piece!
Frankly I’d be happy if other old guys would follow Steven Tyler’s lead.
alligators have got weird tits.
I think the Species is whale related.
Nice ass on the old timer.
Somewhere Jennifer Garner just went “Oh, Crap!” and punched Ben Affleck in the face just to be sure.
“And that’s when I decided to steal Christmas from all the Whos in Whoville.”
It’s either a book of STDs or a list of the ones you can catch by touching Pam Anderson with 4 fingers on her left forearm.
LOL. :D
What in god’s green fuck?
His face says it all: I could be buying a pound of shrimp right now.
Actually, to me, his face says more:
I am winning the ‘I can hold 3 shrimp in my ass’ bet…
I’m sure their kid is going to be normal. Dad looks like a douche and Mom is chewing up dinner.
The three stages of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: Before, After and During.
Is that a shirt or a tent ?
Red is the new black in zombie fashion this year.
Wrong pic…
Are we sure these aren’t wax statues of Lauren Foster and Herndon Graddick?
Its going to take Pam a long time to color in a book that size.
Shit, wrong pic…
Are we sure these aren’t wax statues of Lauren Foster and Herndon Graddick
Actually, I think they are made out of someone else’s skin.
The next fucker who thinks I’m luggage is getting a taste of my 9.
Is that a shirt or a tent ?
Nice!
Take a deep breath. Relax. Accept.
Nelson is not aging well.
The top ten finalists of “Who Wants To Knock Up A Kardashian?”
I realize that Kris is included.
Too easy…
How many Kardashians have you guys banged?
you can tell he’s not really into the pic, or he’d have his hand firmly grasping her hip.
Invisible Peter North.
What the actual fuck is wrong with her body?
Everything.
She looks like she ate a cast iron griddle.
The only Scout that scares me more is a Willis.
Winner!
There’s that Satan.
So many guises, so many celebrities, so little time.
That blow up doll has lost quite a bit of air.
Plants and implants.
The “Pam Anderson Needs to Pay Her Taxes” world tour continues.
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen a nipple behind the tit.
Looks like somebody tried to dress up that creature from [REC]
“And they actually hired me to be the “hot chick” in some geek comedy!”
This doesn’t even need a caption.
Whoops, wrong pic!
Are we sure this isn’t a tampon commercial? Because it looks like a tampon commercial.
I will not be at all surprised if it comes out that Taylor Swift’s entire existence is just an elaborate marketing campaign for tampons.
It bloody well might.
It could be a douche commercial.
“Mom? Do you douche?”
Every one of her videos and songs could be considered an ad for tampons.
Species 3: The Widening.
RUN, SINGLE MAN, RUN!
Isn’t Malibu more Busey’s territory?
Not since Nick peed on him to establish his dominance.
I thought Brigitte had it covered?
“Dude.”
“Sweet.”
Good to see Tila still alive.
no, that’s bad.
Go rapidly back and forth between this picture and the previous one.
And cue the “spit or swallow” jokes in 3..2..1.
You can tell how out of date someone is by the props they choose. And the book slipped off her knee and rolled under the table.
Jabba Can’t Dance