The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.10.14

March 10th, 2014 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve been accused of shattering illusions about beloved TV shows (Just admit it, Fish, Cohle blew God so, so hard.) so I embraced it by leading off with Flynn White post coke-rape. While you’re trying not to think about Uncle Terry shouting “Call me Wendy!” at the moment of climax (Welcome to Carcosa, fuckers.), check out Kellan Lutz and The Woody Allen Dream Team, Tom Arnold going full Tom Arnold and Tyrese Gibson who knows he’s going to have to share those leftover southwest eggrolls goddamnit, if she wanted some, why didn’t she just order her own?

What was darker, the gleeful references to sexual assault or the projection of deep relationship resentments onto what was probably an innocent photo? Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lea Michele Crazy Face Album Signing The Grove
    Walter Peck
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    Dis how OD’d Corey look.

  2. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Looking Down Into Crotch
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    yep…still gross

  3. Olivier Martinez Holding Giant Baguette Riding Motorcycle
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    A French guy with a baguette. Come on.

    • Helena Handbasket

      At least he’s not wearing a beret and driving a moped, with a cigarette dangling out his mouth.

  4. Tom Arnold Derpface Supermensch Premire SXSW Music Film Interactive Festival
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    I can’t believe that Stephen Hawking got better!

  5. Olivier Martinez Holding Giant Baguette Riding Motorcycle
    Qmak
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    “If I drive fast enough, I can break through to the next picture and give this bread to Teri Hatcher who is clearly starving to death.”

  6. Olivia Munn Guy Dropping Pictures In Front Of Her LAX
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    Isn’t that the guy who just married Stacy Kiebler?

  7. Heather Graham Cleavage
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    Still got it at 44.

  8. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Looking Down Into Crotch
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    Making sure the money maker is still operational.

  9. Teri Hatcher Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    I guess she follows the Nichole Ritchie diet and workout regimen.

  10. RJ Mitte Terry Richardson
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    Who’s got two thumbs and has likely date raped dozens of models and actresses? This guy!

  11. Gerard Butler Wearing Eye Makeup
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    “This nice lad showed me where the nearest Porta Potty was!”

  12. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Looking Down Into Crotch
    sprub
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    She just got the smart card scanner installed and, apparently, it itches.

  13. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard Rehab Facility
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    “This house belongs to a Jew? Let me just take a shit on his lawn then.”

  14. Pamela Anderson Panty Flash Upskirt
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    No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service, alright fine that’s covered. But what happened to No Pants?

  15. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard Rehab Facility
    Jaded
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    Gabby Johnson: I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

  16. Kellan Lutz Posing With Young Thai Girls Nikki Beach Phuket Grand Opening Celebration
    JimBB
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    “So, where are you girls headed next?”

    “We’re taking a plane to China tonight!”

  17. Tyrese Gibson Sadface Hoodie Carrying Chilis Leftovers
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    Leftover Chili’s for dinner? Looks like Tyrese’s life is still mighty fast & furious

  18. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard Rehab Facility
    JimBB
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    Still talking to his imaginary friend, Danny Glover.

  19. Gerard Butler Wearing Eye Makeup
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    And here I thought the only midget that Gerard Butler knew was Peter Dinklage.

  20. Steven Tyler Helmet Goggles Straddling Motorcycle
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    Dude looks like lesbian biker

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker Excited Shoe Line Launch Nordstroms
    JimBB
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    Why yes, I do love apples!

  22. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard Rehab Facility
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    Where else would you put a rehab facility for anti-Semites but in the middle of Hollywood?

  23. Marysol Patton Nipples See Through Wet Shirt
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    Why are they called Real Housewives when they all have fake tits?

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Excited Shoe Line Launch Nordstroms
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    “Is that a sugar cube in your pants are are you just glad to see me?”

  25. Mickey Rourke Shirtless Under Vest Drinking Coke Tattoo Parlor
    JimBB
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    Always nice to see an animal thriving in its native habitat.

  26. Olivier Martinez Holding Giant Baguette Riding Motorcycle
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    “Damnit, where’s Steven? I’ve been looking forward to this motorcycle picnic for a month.”

  27. Olivier Martinez Holding Giant Baguette Riding Motorcycle
    sprub
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    A REAL Frenchman would have the baguette under his armpit, to keep it warm and moist and french smelling

  28. Olivia Munn Guy Dropping Pictures In Front Of Her LAX
    JimBB
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    Looks like an experienced personal assistant is about to be available for hire, Lindsay.

  29. Amy Childs Cleavage Bending Over
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    Photographer – “Amy are you about to take a dump on somebody’s porch?”

    Amy – “If Mel Gibson does it that makes it popular right?”

  30. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    JimBB
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    2LameCrew

  31. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans Kids Soccer Games
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    At first I was wondering what the black kid was doing there with German Heidi Klum, but then I remembered, “oh yeah she was married to Seal.”

  32. Tyrese Gibson Sadface Hoodie Carrying Chilis Leftovers
    JungleRed
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    If that stroll takes them through a gated community, those egg rolls could soon be all hers.

  33. Gerard Butler Wearing Eye Makeup
    JimBB
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    Stars posing with Australia’s only jew is an annual tradition, dating back to Mel Gibson in 1985.

  34. Steven Tyler Helmet Goggles Straddling Motorcycle
    JimBB
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    Dream on.

  35. RJ Mitte Terry Richardson
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    1) So what, he killed Uncle Hank! Get over it!!!
    2) Now I know who’s tattoo’d on Steve-O’s back.

  36. Tyrese Gibson Sadface Hoodie Carrying Chilis Leftovers
    JimBB
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    Damn, I could have went to Applebees instead.

  37. Aubrey ODay Butt Bikini Playing Chicken Instagram
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    I wouldn’t believe what Aubrey posts, unless we see her face. She posts bogus crap.

  38. AnnaLynne McCord Thong Sticking Out Of Jeans Belly Crop Top
    JimBB
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    Hello, 911? Yes, I’d like to report the theft of my breasts…

  39. Olivier Martinez Holding Giant Baguette Riding Motorcycle
    JimBB
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    I hope everyone is impressed with my Speed Racer helmet.

  40. Teri Hatcher Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    I say we throw her in a ring with Laura Flynn Boyle and let them fight over the last scrap of fame.

  41. RJ Mitte Terry Richardson
    Slappy Magoo
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    The opposable thumbs are evidence he evolved from a lower form of sexual predator.

  42. Jonah Hill Douchy Clothes Douchy Friend
    JimBB
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    Seriously, he just walked up to me this morning and started talking about Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DeCaprio. He’s been following me around all day!

  43. Kellan Lutz Posing With Young Thai Girls Nikki Beach Phuket Grand Opening Celebration
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    “Woody, welcome to your Lucid Dream. This is a revolution of the mind.”

  44. Kellan Lutz Posing With Young Thai Girls Nikki Beach Phuket Grand Opening Celebration
    Slappy Magoo
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    Kellan’s arranging the flower girls for his secret marriage to David Geffen by height.

  45. Mel Gibson Crazy Eyes Full Scruffy Beard Rehab Facility
    Mista Snazzy
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    “So, I’m really enjoying my time here at this illustrious Rehabilitation facility. Meeting such great folks and talking about our issues is truly making me heal much more. Perhaps I’ll call my old buddy Danny G (as in Danny Glover) and we can talk about making Lethal Weapon 5 – Old Farts with guns still on the beat. Well, anyway, I, uh wait a minute, wait a minute, WAIT A GOD-DAMN MIN, is that a Pack of N*ggers over there? Uh, IS IT DAMN IT. Hold it, I that a bunch OF JEWS as well?

    Oh DAMN IT, DAMN IT Straight to Helll!!!”

  46. Aubrey ODay Butt Bikini Playing Chicken Instagram
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    Aubrey did indeed post it to instagram, but it’s not her

  47. Sarah Jessica Parker Excited Shoe Line Launch Nordstroms
    Ralph
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    Neahhhhh

  48. Madonna Muscular Arms
    ksmack
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    Those sweatpants were pink at one time…

  49. Pamela Anderson Panty Flash Upskirt
    Ralph
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    Hey, want to see my crotch?

  50. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Looking Down Into Crotch
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    “Go, little sand crab! Go!”

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