“We’ve secretly replaced Amanda Seyfried‘s usual dead baby giraffe with a plush one. Let’s see if she notices…”
Welcome to Monday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to buffet you in the face with celebrity photos, but it always end up being midgets. Anyway, David Arquette wonders why Courteney Cox stopped having sex yet continues to dress like an 80-year-old man. That should help. McG and Tom Brady’s son’s faces say it all. LeAnn Rimes apparently forgot other people besides Eddie Cibrian would be at their post-wedding brunch and Chris Brown seems pretty nonchalant about two dudes about to check his butt for explosives. Or love…
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Bree Olsen still looks like shit.
Less orange though. Winning!
Are those racing stripes?
Lay off the drugs, Keith.
you missed a whole lotta crap this weekend fish, where were you? i defected to TMZ……
my good, i thought that was Larry Flynt!
+1
Obviously she has penis envy.
Who is this girl Amanda who? Never heard of her. Seriously.
Is it cool to be jealous of an infant?
LOL, only if your mom is a supermodel, then it’s cool.
he’ll always be don “no soul” simmons to me
Am I actually seeing the tag INSIDE the butt tights?
Classy!
If you can read this, you’re following too close!
That plug in her tights is the 21st Century version of the trapdoor in long johns. Just pop and poop!
Has obviously crossed into “I so don’t give a fuck” land.
OMFG she’s birthing a green giraffe right here in the store!
A naval big enough for a navy.
no shit, what the fuck man that’s the biggest crater on a human being I have ever seen.
at least there’s no penis growing out her bellybutton
Soooooo… I take it Amy Poehler is promoting a zombie film of some kind?
She just had a kid, she’s probably running on 2 hours of sleep.
Not an acceptable excuse. Nannies, stylists, flexible schedule and – oh yeah – MILLIONS of dollars. I’ve seen welfare moms in the sketchy part of town dolled up better than her.
someone saw that old loverboy video too many times
That thing around his neck…is that the red badge of gayness?
pre-zombie keef!
So what, she has a KFC fetish he’s trying to leverage to get sex now?
Happy days are here again!
He’ll get in that vagina again, or his name isn’t Orville Redenbacher.
@Just Saying…
HAHAHAHAHA
Shouldn’t that be Sydney Domestic BATTERY Airport?
The red shoes serve the same function as the yellow tips on propellers: stay the eff back.
+1
there’s probably a cream for that
Team David!
The man’s carrying candy & wears pink suede shoes. That’s cool.
Screw that ice bitch next to him.
No.
Yes.
Granny legs
that main pic looks like natalie portman jus birthed a giraffe
Be nice to those poor shmoes doing airport security……see the kind of garbage they have to handle on a daily basis?
Well played!
She’s a little off her rocker.
The theme from 2001 is playing in my head.
Prepping for his latest movie, “Scent of a Hippie.”
He looks like he would small like patchouli and cat pee.
*smell. goddammit.
Honey, you ain’t as hot as you think you are.
I keep thinking that every time I see a picture of this woman! She’s a washed up singer who had a hit in the 90′s. But now she’s got an eating disorder and feels the need to show off her saggy body every chance she gets. Whats the big whoop? Her homewreckery? Is that why shes famous again?
you can say that again.
That’s not a plush toy, its a cozy for a strap-on.
Tag, you’re it!
Today Christina Aguilara was counted the latest victim of angles and weird shirts. West Hollywood Police stated they have no leads on the angle perpetrator, but have solid leads on weird shirt. Until arrests are made, all Hollywood starlets are warned “under no circumstances, should you be fat”.
Once the angle perpetrator is caught though, the book will be thrown at them… Maximum penalty 20 years, likely penalty, 20 minutes.
that was some funny shit!
Her breasts look like children’s faces pressed up against a window.
A mother-daughter menage. I’m in.
Keith Richards and Al Pacino are slowly merging into the same person.
Sorry to hear about the lack of sleep thing for Amy, but what’s got to do with her grandma and Rumpelstiltskin?
Oh my god, how embarrassing. I’m wearing that exact same ascot right now!
Gir-affe Pe-nis!
or Giraffe Dildo handle
its like a real life “The Picture of Dorain Gray”.
+1
+2
=3
Work those milk duds.
Orville Reddenbacher lives!
It took enough cows to make those leather pants to feed Khloe for a week. The circle of life…hakuna matata.
And how old is this girl? I keep expecting Chris Hansen to appear in the background and call me a predator just for looking at the picture.
Wasn’t he in a movie once?
It’s like frosting should be oozing from her ankles.
Looks like having a baby aged Amy Pohler by 20 years and 30lbs.
Hey, who wants to see how far into her belly button my finger will go?
That sucker looks big enough to handle more than a finger.
If I remember correctly it is just over a pint
Why is he taking the plane, when all he needs to do is click his heels together and say, “There’s no place like home.”
Pacino, the actor’s actor, portrays Little Steven portraying a homeless Bruce Springsteen.
Are those Foster Grants?