The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.25.11

April 25th, 2011 // 543 Comments

“We’ve secretly replaced Amanda Seyfried‘s usual dead baby giraffe with a plush one. Let’s see if she notices…”

Welcome to Monday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to buffet you in the face with celebrity photos, but it always end up being midgets. Anyway, David Arquette wonders why Courteney Cox stopped having sex yet continues to dress like an 80-year-old man. That should help. McG and Tom Brady’s son’s faces say it all. LeAnn Rimes apparently forgot other people besides Eddie Cibrian would be at their post-wedding brunch and Chris Brown seems pretty nonchalant about two dudes about to check his butt for explosives. Or love…

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Amanda Seyfried
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    Bree Olsen still looks like shit.

  2. Christina Aguilera
    Drew
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    Are those racing stripes?

  3. Al Pacino
    Drew
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    Lay off the drugs, Keith.

  4. verga

    you missed a whole lotta crap this weekend fish, where were you? i defected to TMZ……

  5. Randy Quaid
    j
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    my good, i thought that was Larry Flynt!

  6. Green Giraffe On A Pussy

    Obviously she has penis envy.

  7. Donald Trump

    Who is this girl Amanda who? Never heard of her. Seriously.

  8. Miranda Kerr
    Drew
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    Is it cool to be jealous of an infant?

  9. David Alan Grier
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    he’ll always be don “no soul” simmons to me

  10. Christina Aguilera
    Cock Dr
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    Am I actually seeing the tag INSIDE the butt tights?
    Classy!

  11. Al Pacino
    Cock Dr
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    Has obviously crossed into “I so don’t give a fuck” land.

  12. Amanda Seyfried
    just here for laughs
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    OMFG she’s birthing a green giraffe right here in the store!

  13. Khloe Kardashian
    Cock Dr
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    A naval big enough for a navy.

  14. LeAnn Rimes
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    at least there’s no penis growing out her bellybutton

  15. Hayden Panettiere Amy Poehler
    Unimate
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    Soooooo… I take it Amy Poehler is promoting a zombie film of some kind?

    • gaba

      She just had a kid, she’s probably running on 2 hours of sleep.

      • Cornbread

        Not an acceptable excuse. Nannies, stylists, flexible schedule and – oh yeah – MILLIONS of dollars. I’ve seen welfare moms in the sketchy part of town dolled up better than her.

  16. Al Pacino
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    someone saw that old loverboy video too many times

  17. David Alan Grier
    Cock Dr
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    That thing around his neck…is that the red badge of gayness?

  18. Al Pacino
    zomgbie
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    pre-zombie keef!

  19. Courteney Cox David Arquette
    Matty
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    So what, she has a KFC fetish he’s trying to leverage to get sex now?

  20. Chris Brown
    Bucky Barnes
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    Shouldn’t that be Sydney Domestic BATTERY Airport?

  21. Amanda Seyfried
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    there’s probably a cream for that

  22. Courteney Cox David Arquette
    Cock Dr
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    Team David!
    The man’s carrying candy & wears pink suede shoes. That’s cool.
    Screw that ice bitch next to him.

  23. Amanda Seyfried
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    Granny legs

  24. Amanda Seyfried
    kanye is not cool
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    that main pic looks like natalie portman jus birthed a giraffe

  25. Chris Brown
    Cock Dr
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    Be nice to those poor shmoes doing airport security……see the kind of garbage they have to handle on a daily basis?

  26. LeAnn Rimes
    Amber
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    She’s a little off her rocker.

  27. Christina Aguilera
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    The theme from 2001 is playing in my head.

  28. Al Pacino
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    Prepping for his latest movie, “Scent of a Hippie.”

  29. LeAnn Rimes
    Cock Dr
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    Honey, you ain’t as hot as you think you are.

    • The Ugly Truth

      I keep thinking that every time I see a picture of this woman! She’s a washed up singer who had a hit in the 90′s. But now she’s got an eating disorder and feels the need to show off her saggy body every chance she gets. Whats the big whoop? Her homewreckery? Is that why shes famous again?

    • Misana

      you can say that again.

  30. Frank Burns

    That’s not a plush toy, its a cozy for a strap-on.

  31. Christina Aguilera
    Eyespy
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    Tag, you’re it!

  32. Christina Aguilera
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    Today Christina Aguilara was counted the latest victim of angles and weird shirts. West Hollywood Police stated they have no leads on the angle perpetrator, but have solid leads on weird shirt. Until arrests are made, all Hollywood starlets are warned “under no circumstances, should you be fat”.

  33. Khloe Kardashian
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    Her breasts look like children’s faces pressed up against a window.

  34. Hayden Panettiere Amy Poehler
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    A mother-daughter menage. I’m in.

  35. Al Pacino
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    Keith Richards and Al Pacino are slowly merging into the same person.

  36. Hayden Panettiere Amy Poehler
    HortonHearsABoob
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    Sorry to hear about the lack of sleep thing for Amy, but what’s got to do with her grandma and Rumpelstiltskin?

  37. David Alan Grier
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    Oh my god, how embarrassing. I’m wearing that exact same ascot right now!

  38. Amanda Seyfried
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    Gir-affe Pe-nis!

  39. Hayden Panettiere Amy Poehler
    meeegan
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    its like a real life “The Picture of Dorain Gray”.

  40. Miranda Kerr
    Cock Dr
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    Work those milk duds.

  41. Courteney Cox David Arquette
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    Orville Reddenbacher lives!

  42. Khloe Kardashian
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    It took enough cows to make those leather pants to feed Khloe for a week. The circle of life…hakuna matata.

  43. Frank Burns

    And how old is this girl? I keep expecting Chris Hansen to appear in the background and call me a predator just for looking at the picture.

  44. Stephen Dorff
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    Wasn’t he in a movie once?

  45. Christina Aguilera
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    It’s like frosting should be oozing from her ankles.

  46. Hayden Panettiere Amy Poehler
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    Looks like having a baby aged Amy Pohler by 20 years and 30lbs.

  47. Khloe Kardashian
    HC66
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    Hey, who wants to see how far into her belly button my finger will go?

  48. Chris Brown
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    Why is he taking the plane, when all he needs to do is click his heels together and say, “There’s no place like home.”

  49. Al Pacino
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    Pacino, the actor’s actor, portrays Little Steven portraying a homeless Bruce Springsteen.

  50. Jeremy Piven
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    Are those Foster Grants?

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