Dear Superman, when you told people you wanted to quit crime-fighting to pursue a career in photography, they laughed at you. This is why I did not.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Fancy-Tits 3: The Tittening featuring a cavalcade of tarted up celebrities at whatever the hell events they decided to go to this weekend. Also, Kirsten Dunst‘s double chin is in here for as we celebrate the rise of new, younger tittenings, so do we mourn the loss of tittenings who no longer titillate. For as it was titten.
Damn right we posted Winnie Cooper,
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I don’t thinks he had those when Jack let go at the end of Titanic…
If she did, he wouldn’t have let go.
Respect!
If she had those, the Titanic wouldn’t have sank.
Damn….that was one classic response. Good one man.
Diabetes doesn’t appear to be stopping Paula from going for her favorite kind of sausage. Y’all.
FOR THE WIN ^
Hands down there, you win!!!
“Old man, my ass!”
Kate! Kate! Who are you wearing?
[Winnie] Cooper’s Droop. Dammit.
Anyone else expecting her to squawk like a chicken?
Judging by Bobby’s complexion, I’d venture to guess his member looks like a stick of butter…
“This isn’t funny, Jay. Let me in! You know people are supposed to think we’re together!”
Excellent
+1
^Winner
“Excuse me guys, while I pull this string that helped me tuck it in…”
“Excuse me while I adjust my leperchaun.”
Heh. Leper.
Droop and wonk eye.
You people are so superfic…. wait. Nevermind.
He will always be Lightning Boy.
Agreed. Whenever I see him, I’m all, “Hey! It’s angry, socially-awkward Lightning Guy!”
Did she scalp a Kardashian for the bottom part of that dress?
Not just scalp, but it has been noted that Chewbacca put the lotion in the basket.
She must have stepped on one of his balls…
no need to read any further people…we have a winner! +2bazillion Topher
Yeah that was fucking great.
“How do I like your hat? Sorry, I hadn’t noticed you were wearing one.
Nice pedo-stache
I can’t beat the first two comments…but Paula Deen can!
Did his wife time travel from 1968?
Nice to see Giorgia and her new friend Derpina…
Leathereverything.
Doing this crap we missed way to early in the day.
Just a hat with a price tag hanging from it away from being on Hee Haw.
Redheads have such a short hotness shelf life.. well the 1 in 10,000,000 of them that is actually hot anyhow.
She look like Grinch.
I also like to chub up before meeting the ladies
she looks like trailer trash.
Shocker – SHE IS.
wtf happened to the middle of her chest??!?! whoever did her boob job really effed that up! NASTY!!
Dude looks like a lady.
Now I know how she feeds: Her implants inject her body with a calorie per day… It’s gotta be
I’m starting to love this woman the older she gets. Is she still single???
She’s barely out of her 30′s.
has she done anything since fellating that velociraptor?
She’s on an HBO series where, as I understand it, she makes this face all the time.
*changes channel to HBO, shoots TV in face*
It’s nice to see a happy homeless person once in a while. They’re usually so depressing.
“Do you like my new dentures? Erin tells me they make me look years younger.”
FML…this is inspiration that anybody can make money in the music industry.
You used to need either talent or good looks.
Or teeth!
Being John Malkovich means you have to carry a lot of stuff.
(note to self: get bigger satchel)
Stephen Hawking could probably have this for free, though.
Ha. A math reference and topical. Kudos for not going down the Wonder Years path.
DAMN….STRAIGHT….BITCH….
Melons
Udders from another mother
He’s in the middle of a John Water’s biopic.
Sweet Jesus, I had no idea she was strapped like that. Damn.
She wasn’t. She is, now. It’s called implants!
“I swear, this manfinder better work this time or me gets angry….grrrr.”
Scent of a Pedophile.
She is still hot as hell.
*still* lol
“See, do this every time you see a camera, and no one will ever stop to wonder what the fuck it is you’re wearing. It’s like a nip slip for dudes.”
HEY GRANNY COVER IT UP NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT!
An Irishman through and through, Farrel can’t stand anywhere for too long before breaking into a wee jig.
Hahaa. Yes.
Cameron Diaz in 20 yrs!
Cameron Diaz in August, maybe September.
You mean they are not the same age? They sure look it.
Cameron Diaz is Mexican, not white.
Lol. Mexican is a colour now? BTW she’s “part” Cuban, English, German, Spanish and Cherokee ancestry. Not Mexican.
Bet this is the last time bobby hides a stick of butter in his pants.
Watch out for snakes!
I thought they re released titanic in 3D not double D