The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.27.12

February 27th, 2012 // 762 Comments

Dear Superman, when you told people you wanted to quit crime-fighting to pursue a career in photography, they laughed at you. This is why I did not.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed a.k.a. Fancy-Tits 3: The Tittening featuring a cavalcade of tarted up celebrities at whatever the hell events they decided to go to this weekend. Also, Kirsten Dunst‘s double chin is in here for as we celebrate the rise of new, younger tittenings, so do we mourn the loss of tittenings who no longer titillate. For as it was titten.

Damn right we posted Winnie Cooper,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Winslet Cleavage
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    I don’t thinks he had those when Jack let go at the end of Titanic…

  2. Paula Deen Bobby Flay
    Frank Burns
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    Diabetes doesn’t appear to be stopping Paula from going for her favorite kind of sausage. Y’all.

  3. John Malkovich Man Purse
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    “Old man, my ass!”

  4. Kate Gosselin No Make Up
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    Kate! Kate! Who are you wearing?

  5. Danica McKellar Cleavage
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    [Winnie] Cooper’s Droop. Dammit.

  6. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
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    Anyone else expecting her to squawk like a chicken?

  7. Paula Deen Bobby Flay
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    Judging by Bobby’s complexion, I’d venture to guess his member looks like a stick of butter…

  8. Kristin Cavallari Cleavage Baby Bump
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    “This isn’t funny, Jay. Let me in! You know people are supposed to think we’re together!”

  9. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage
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    “Excuse me guys, while I pull this string that helped me tuck it in…”

  10. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab
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    “Excuse me while I adjust my leperchaun.”

  11. Danica McKellar Cleavage
    Black Snake Moan
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    Droop and wonk eye.

  12. Giovanni Ribisi Pervert Moustache
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    He will always be Lightning Boy.

  13. Salma Hayek Cleavage See Through Dress
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    Did she scalp a Kardashian for the bottom part of that dress?

  14. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Cleavage
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    She must have stepped on one of his balls…

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Corset Austin Butler
    Dashwood
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    “How do I like your hat? Sorry, I hadn’t noticed you were wearing one.

  16. Giovanni Ribisi Pervert Moustache
    Black Snake Moan
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    Nice pedo-stache

  17. Paula Deen Bobby Flay
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    I can’t beat the first two comments…but Paula Deen can!

  18. Vince Vaughan Kyla Weber
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    Did his wife time travel from 1968?

  19. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
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    Nice to see Giorgia and her new friend Derpina…

  20. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    catapostrophe
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    Leathereverything.

  21. Gay Guy

    Doing this crap we missed way to early in the day.

  22. Laura Dern
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    Just a hat with a price tag hanging from it away from being on Hee Haw.

  23. Amy Adams Cleavage
    Black Snake Moan
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    Redheads have such a short hotness shelf life.. well the 1 in 10,000,000 of them that is actually hot anyhow.

  24. Bethenny Frankel Skinny Legs
    catapostrophe
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    She look like Grinch.

  25. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab
    Dina Crackwhore
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    I also like to chub up before meeting the ladies

  26. Kate Gosselin No Make Up
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    she looks like trailer trash.

  27. LeAnn Rimes Side Boob Bony Chest
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    wtf happened to the middle of her chest??!?! whoever did her boob job really effed that up! NASTY!!

  28. Elisabetta Canalis Legs Slit Dress
    catapostrophe
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    Dude looks like a lady.

  29. LeAnn Rimes Side Boob Bony Chest
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    Now I know how she feeds: Her implants inject her body with a calorie per day… It’s gotta be

  30. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    OnTheRealThough
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    I’m starting to love this woman the older she gets. Is she still single???

  31. Laura Dern
    Richard McBeef
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    has she done anything since fellating that velociraptor?

  32. Kesha Gold Tooth
    JPC
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    It’s nice to see a happy homeless person once in a while. They’re usually so depressing.

  33. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Cleavage
    Dashwood
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    “Do you like my new dentures? Erin tells me they make me look years younger.”

  34. Kesha Gold Tooth
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    FML…this is inspiration that anybody can make money in the music industry.

  35. John Malkovich Man Purse
    edamame
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    Being John Malkovich means you have to carry a lot of stuff.
    (note to self: get bigger satchel)

  36. Danica McKellar Cleavage
    mike
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    Stephen Hawking could probably have this for free, though.

  37. Kate Upton Cleavage Robe Twitter
    Cavallari's Taint
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    Melons

  38. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Udders from another mother

  39. Giovanni Ribisi Pervert Moustache
    krunchyfrog
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    He’s in the middle of a John Water’s biopic.

  40. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    El Jefe
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    Sweet Jesus, I had no idea she was strapped like that. Damn.

  41. Kate Gosselin No Make Up
    Burn
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    “I swear, this manfinder better work this time or me gets angry….grrrr.”

  42. Giovanni Ribisi Pervert Moustache
    El Jefe
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    Scent of a Pedophile.

  43. Danica McKellar Cleavage
    El Jefe
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    She is still hot as hell.

  44. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab
    mike
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    “See, do this every time you see a camera, and no one will ever stop to wonder what the fuck it is you’re wearing. It’s like a nip slip for dudes.”

  45. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    Hey Hick Fuck You!
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    HEY GRANNY COVER IT UP NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT!

  46. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab
    Frank Burns
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    An Irishman through and through, Farrel can’t stand anywhere for too long before breaking into a wee jig.

  47. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
    BP
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    Cameron Diaz in 20 yrs!

  48. Paula Deen Bobby Flay
    El Jefe
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    Bet this is the last time bobby hides a stick of butter in his pants.

  49. Kesha Gold Tooth
    Art H.
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    Watch out for snakes!

  50. Kate Winslet Cleavage
    slippinx12
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    I thought they re released titanic in 3D not double D

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