The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.18.14

February 18th, 2014 // 573 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where since we’ve already posted Alec Baldwin‘s wife’s nipples, we decided to lead this thing off with his daugther Ireland‘s butt, because bears are stupid animals that deserve no respect is what my boss told me, sir, I swear to you it was him. *dips Fish in honey, tosses into woods, climbs tree* Also, this post is on the heels of my three-day hiatus which means it’s crammed tighter than this denim, stretching all the way back to Valentine’s Day just for this shot of Pope Francis. I don’t know why, but the context seemed important on that one. Normally it’s just random royalty shitting themselves, 1986 Christie Brinkley‘s time-traveling hijinks and Instagram quasi-nudes, but the Pope with his special Valentine

Didn’t want to let that one go unnoticed (Their track record with children isn’t great is what I’m getting at),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Sticker Bikini SI Swimsuit Announcement Instagram
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    She is perfection. Not up for debate.

  2. Lola Monroe Shelf Ass Tight Dress Basketball Wifes Season Premiere After Party
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    That thing is disgusting

  3. Ryan Kwanten Hugging Maria Menounos Butt Tight Spandex Dress Extra
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    TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF MY MARIA YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!!!

  4. Dick Van Dyke Screaming Night At The Museum 3 Set
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    Pretty good chompers there…would make an Alien envious.

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    Soon they will reveal themselves as the crime fighting duo, known as, “Black Man and Cow”.

  6. Dick Van Dyke Screaming Night At The Museum 3 Set
    Qmak
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    “Show me that face again…the one right before your car hit that tree”

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Lingerie Instagram
    Mike
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    If she’s going back to the gym based on recent pictures, maybe she’ll get back to this petite size!

  8. Star Jones Fat Weight Gain Tight Dress With Belly Chain
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    That’s a big bitch.

  9. Miranda Kerr Naked Sideboob Wearing Towel Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    Behind every beautiful woman, there’s a guy who’s tired of putting up with her shit.

  10. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tight Dress
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    “try to remember Chan, which button did Dr. Soong tell you to press when this happens”

  11. Prince Harry Squatting In Front Of Jet Boultbee Flight Academy Goodwood Motor Circuit
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    “Next time, leave out the Sybian from the co-pilot seat. That would be great.”

  12. Rita Ora Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    This is what 4:00AM local London looks like.
    It’s messy with a exhausted black man providing all the dialogue we need with his eyes.

  13. Kat Von D Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Bone In Hair
    George P. Burdell
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    A Wilma/Betty hybrid.

  14. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tight Dress
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    “How come this doesn’t fit anymore? It was perfect last week.”

    “That’s because you sucked 9 dicks since then. Ever hear how much calories is in a load?”

  15. Jill Martin Huge Tits Bikini Peeking Above Red Sunglasses
    George P. Burdell
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    MAKE UP!!!

  16. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tight Dress
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Zen Master Ben Wah pushes Aubrey to maintain her calm demeanor while retaining 3 billiard balls.

  17. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples Wet T Shirt Butt Thong Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Dude does have a nice ass.

  18. Jill Martin Huge Tits Bikini Peeking Above Red Sunglasses
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    yeesh

  19. Gerard Butler Fur Collar Suede Jacket
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    That coat is 100% Wookie. Has anybody seen Khloe Kardashian lately?

  20. Dick Van Dyke Screaming Night At The Museum 3 Set
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    “Fixadent, and Seabond, muddafuka!!”

  21. Taylor Swift Dance Workout Clothes
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    Seriously, go eat a chicken leg or something

  22. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Heels Robin Hood Project Celebrity Bowling Pinz Bowling Alley
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    *FART*

  23. Emmy Rossum Bikini Instagram
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    “Dear surf…while you are pounding the sand, you could be pounding me. Your loss.”

  24. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots Girlfriend Mia Goth Fruit Smoothies
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    “Paul Bunyan…it’s Paul Bunyan, you dumb cow!”

  25. Shia LaBeouf Sweatpants Tucked Into Boots Girlfriend Mia Goth Fruit Smoothies
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    I wish someone would get papped wearing a head-to-toe garbage bag so Shia would copy them. This sunbelt retiree/biker fashion is just not doing it.

  26. Lola Monroe Shelf Ass Tight Dress Basketball Wifes Season Premiere After Party
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    Wait. huh? what the…

  27. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Bra Sticking Out Of Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration
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    I’m convinced she’s a vampire. Still would.

  28. Mila Kunis Holding Nose Ashton Kutcher JFK Airport
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Mila improvises while anxiously awaiting her shipment of D&G burqas to completely hide her shame.

  29. Ryan Kwanten Hugging Maria Menounos Butt Tight Spandex Dress Extra
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    I knew it…she’s turning into a cow.

  30. Tobey Maguire Derpface With Assistant
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    Dis how dopey chicken look

  31. LeAnn Rimes Hand Down Pants
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    The crabs are migrating north.

  32. Miranda Kerr Naked Sideboob Wearing Towel Instagram
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    The LOOK that says,

    “Only Catholic priests fvck more teenage boys than me!”

  33. Pope Francis Hugging Young Boy Valentines Day
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    Way too easy.

  34. Gerard Butler Fur Collar Suede Jacket
    Juch
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    “Suri, please map the locations of public health clinics and hippy festival port-a-pottys.”

  35. John Travolta Barry Norman A Conversation With John Travolta Theatre Royal London
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    “I just jerked off a masseuse with this hand, how do you do?”

  36. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    Is there another Mummy movie being made?

  37. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tight Dress
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    “Just give me a second to wind up the giant key on your back, so you can march forward saying, “I suck cock to stay relevant”.

  38. Mila Kunis Holding Nose Ashton Kutcher JFK Airport
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    “Next week I’m dumping you for Hot Donna.”

  39. Cee Lo Green Holding Corona Guiding Woman Into SUV
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    “Hey girl, why don’t you just sip on that drink right there in the center console for me”

  40. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
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    I think Ubisoft is out of ideas for the Assassin’s Creed series.

  41. Kat Von D Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Bone In Hair
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “She’s our first celebrity contestant on our new reality show ..Bowned!”

    Ashton Kutcher / Cesar Millan press release.

  42. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Most people would show a little more emotion when getting fisted.

  43. Kelly Brook Cleavage Butt Lingerie Instagram
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    If there’s a heaven, this is what it looks like.

  44. Miranda Kerr Naked Sideboob Wearing Towel Instagram
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    How did my ex-girlfriend know I comment on the Superficial.?!?! You need to move on, Miranda. Stop stalking me!

  45. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Bra Sticking Out Of Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Pink Carpet Celebration
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    Absolutely would, she looks better than 75% of the current models out there right now.

  46. Kat Von D Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Bone In Hair
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    I just wanna date her for some tattoo real estate on her body.

  47. Kat Von D Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Bone In Hair
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    Its not like she hasn’t made bone-headed decisions before.

  48. Prince Harry Squatting In Front Of Jet Boultbee Flight Academy Goodwood Motor Circuit
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    “Those enchiladas!”

  49. Taylor Swift Dance Workout Clothes
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    Heading to her daily 3 hour dance class wondering once again,

    “Why can’t I meet any straight guys?”

  50. Kanye West Oversized Ski Mask
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    First leather jogging pants, now oversized ski masks with the face cut out, this man is a fashion genius I tell you.

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