The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.13.12

February 13th, 2012 // 622 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed with some scraps left behind from our Grammys and BAFTAs coverage that couldn’t be just left under Fish’s desk for when he has an accident. I won’t have it! Gems like Black Sam Elliot dropping my favorite photobomb of all time (extremely close second here), Paul McCartney just before firing his entire security detail, and Jonah Hill who apparently refuses to put the fat pants back on.

It’s not unusual for Tom Jones to still be alive *pours out malt liquor for Carlton*,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gwyneth Paltrow Rihanna Grammys Twitter
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    Rihanna tried to have her siamese twin removed, but she just kept glomming on.

  2. Rumer Willis Cleavage
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    So is she the “face” of the new Thomas Sabo watch, the one where all the dials and features are crammed into the center?

  3. Ashanti Cleavage
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    So wait … which was the one that died in a plane crash in the Bahamas, then?

  4. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The pillow that hit her was filled with ugly sticks and filthy tattoo needles,

  5. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
    Cock Dr
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    This ain’t nothing. Remember the one legged crazy bitchwife?
    Paul’s been through a lot worse.

    • You know Paul likes them to have odd numbers when it comes to limbs. Does that pimp cane Gaga’s clutching qualify her as a potential three legged crazy bitchwife?

      • Cock Dr

        I think that cane may serve as one helluva long reach dildo. Keep an eye on where she swings that Sir Paul!

  6. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    Deacon Jones
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    How the fuck am I the last to know about them remaking “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome” ??!

  7. Rumer Willis Cleavage
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    Just another reminder that Weird Al didn’t win a Grammy this year.

  8. Kat Von D Midriff Tight Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I thought they exploded when a Crucifix touched them?

  9. Drake
    Josephus
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    In every photo like this, there’s a black man in the background saying “who the fuck is this mothafucka?” with his eyes.

  10. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She has something she’d like to get off her chest, and her arms, and her head…

    • I was hoping that her forehead tattoo was a really full-bore, stunningly imbecilic one, like Jesse James’ name, or “Suck it, Sandy, I won” but this is close enough.

  11. John Legend Chrissy Teigen Grammys
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    Revenge of the black nerds who took piano lessons.

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Minidress
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    Love the dress, love the shoes, love the hair thingie.

  13. Busta Rhymes Bow Tie Velvet Vest
    Deacon Jones
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    I got high as hell in college and listened to one of his CDs….it was pretty insane. Definitely talented guy.

  14. Billy Ray Cyrus Hat Sunglasses Grammys
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hey, his kids may be tattoo covered degenerates or braless penis cake eaters, but they’re still alive.

    2012 Father of the Year.

  15. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
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    Oh good. She takes Mastercard.

  16. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
    Cock Dr
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    Please tell me that the good people of Ft Lauderdale beat the hell out of her and then loaded the carcass on the next Greyhound bus bound for Vegas.

  17. Cyndi Lauper Cleavage Grammys
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    Christina Aguilera’s mom looks more bangable than Christina Aguilera these days.

  18. Drake
    whome
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    im pretty sure thts his dad

  19. Charlie Sheen Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    “Nope, tits are too old & over-ripe.”

  20. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Things I’d Buy for a Dollar, Alex.

  21. John Legend Chrissy Teigen Grammys
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    She looks like trouble. He looks like he handles her insurance.

  22. Kat Von D Midriff Tight Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Had to cover up her face to market her crap.

  23. Taylor Swift Grammys
    Deacon Jones
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    “Your hand is on my ass!”

    (throwing voice) “I know, im not gay, it’s a cover, keep smiling”

  24. Gillian Anderson Cleavage
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    More like Skully, amirite?

  25. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Fur Coat Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
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    Aw, I’m no fan of hers, but this is just mean. I saw other pictures from this event and she looked great. (I know, I know, it’s Fish.)

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Fur Coat Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “I’d rather eat than wear anything tight”

  27. Billy Ray Cyrus Hat Sunglasses Grammys
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    Is that Miley’s whisker biscuit?

  28. Michelle Bombshell McGee Whore T Shirt Pillowfight Championships
    Deacon Jones
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    Corey Feldman is getting weirder and weirder….

  29. Lara Stone
    Cock Dr
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    What do this gal and Vanessa Paradis have in common?

  30. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
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    Taking the ‘orange’ part of the awards a little too seriously, aren’t ya buddy?

  31. Lara Stone
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    Those birds just flew off with her eyebrows.

  32. Taylor Swift Grammys
    tendrils
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    thought that was nic kid for a second.

  33. Kat Von D Midriff Tight Pants
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    All I can see are her low-rise leggings. Do those look good on *anyone*?

  34. Gwyneth Paltrow Rihanna Grammys Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Team Rihanna.

  35. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
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    Watch out, fellas – not even cheetahs will keep her from running off with your Lucky Charms.

  36. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    Oh, come out of the car and show us the goods.
    You know you want to.

    • Deacon Jones

      It looks to me like the first director of the night is getting into the limo with her with his pants down.

  37. Jim Broadbent BAFTAs
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    This is what the man in the PedoBear suit looks like.

  38. Ashanti Cleavage
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    The good news is she won first place in the Fugly Peacock Contest on the other side of town.

  39. Jon Hamm BAFTAs
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    I got nothing. I want his life. Fucker.

  40. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    ozmosis
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    That dude gets more ass than a toilet seat.

  41. Busta Rhymes Bow Tie Velvet Vest
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    I think he should change his moniker to One Black Knuckle.

  42. Lady Gaga Paul McCartney Grammys
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    He’s saying to himself, ‘Where are those bloody Wings when you need ‘em?’

  43. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Minidress
    Deacon Jones
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    *DING*!

  44. I had to Google “Tom Jones”+Carlton. I still don’t get it.

  45. Drake
    CK
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    someone’s ’bout to get JACKED…

  46. John Legend Chrissy Teigen Grammys
    CK
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    Who and who?

  47. Jonah Hill Crotch Tear
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    So *this* is who’s playing the Hulk in the Avengers movie. I was afraid they were bringing back Edward Norton.

  48. Tom Jones Fake Tan BAFTAs
    CK
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    Redd Foxx?

  49. Charlie Sheen Twitter
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    It’s what’s for lunch.

  50. Amber Rose Cleavage Green Lipstick
    CK
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    Green looks better on you if you have red hair, honey.

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