The Crap We Missed – Monday 2.11.13

February 11th, 2013 // 366 Comments

“Up next is Tatiana. She’s from Russell Simmons‘ personal collection, only used twice and of course, speaks almost no English. Let’s start the bidding at $100.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely random T&A. I know, you’re all terribly disappointed. Anyway, for the two of you still left reading this, the few exceptions include Courtney Stodden‘s dad, who makes Papa Joe look like goddamn Ward Cleaver, Amber Rose ready to deliver what appears to be a dozen of Wiz Khalifa‘s children at any moment, and finally Deena Cortese and Lil Kim walking a runway presumably to make burn victims feel really, really awesome about themselves.

In every photo like this there’s always a Sigur Ros fan fondly remembering penis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. AnnaLynne McCord
    Slashman3
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    You Rang?

  2. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    Another fine graduate from the Nicole Kidman stepford wives academy…

  3. Jennifer Lawrence Quentin Tarantino BAFTAs
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    “Jennifer here you go… You should always put your best foot forward…
    No, seriously… Put the best one forward…

  4. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
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    You’re about 17 years too late to choke her out…

  5. Roxanne Pallett Bikini Hot Tub
    Slashman3
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    BUSH TOP!

  6. Shia LaBeouf
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    If he’s into scheize porn, he’s halfway to a good start…

  7. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
    Hugh Gentry
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    biggest….forehead…..ever

  8. Jamie Foxx Cedric The Entertainer Model Beach Volleyball Tournament
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    Two men I can’t stand oggling a sweet youn…. wow, would you look at that ass?

  9. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    Whitney is looking pretty good these days.

  10. Jennifer Lawrence Quentin Tarantino BAFTAs
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    “… and your dress is lovely. Just beautiful. It’s like little toenails all sprinkled across it.”

  11. Jennifer Lawrence Quentin Tarantino BAFTAs
    Buddy The Elf
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    Damn man – he looks like crap.

  12. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
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    His penis and her vagina are clearly well acquainted.

  13. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    Buddy The Elf
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    “Remember honey about 10 years ago, when you were 29 and I use to take you from behind? Good times.”

  14. Shia LaBeouf
    Buddy The Elf
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    Hmmm.
    Young, rich, already starred in a few summer blockbuster flicks.

    Easy to see why he is always such a bitter dickhead. Live has been pretty rough on the lad.

    • Trek Girl

      He may be young, rich, and the star of summer block busters, but you didn’t mention his childhood, which, while he described it as a “good childhood”, wasn’t nearly the rosy picture you just painted.

      Go ahead, check out his Wikipedia page and check out some of the articles that have been written about him. It may become clear to you why he seems like such a “bitter dickhead”.

  15. Jamie Foxx Cedric The Entertainer Model Beach Volleyball Tournament
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    Cedric has the right idea.

  16. Amber Rose Huge Pregnant Belly Captain Hat
    Buddy The Elf
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    Classy.
    Heil Hitler.

  17. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    touching your daughter’s titties is just like a riding a bike.

  18. David Hasselhoff
    Buddy The Elf
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    Dude consistently has the best facial expressions.
    Even when he is perusing the latest Cheeseburger Calendar.

  19. Larry King Shawn Southwick Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    He’s got diapers older than her.

  20. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    She looks like a meerkat.

  21. Amber Rose Huge Pregnant Belly Captain Hat
    Fondue
    Commented on this photo:

    What good am I?
    What can I do?
    Now here take a look at my large rack,
    Now all my spots are black!

  22. Deena Cortese Cleavage The Reality Of Fashion The Reality Of AIDS Fashion Show
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    WTF?
    The Guido Bridesmaid Collection?

  23. Josh Hutcherson CIROC Court Basketball Game
    Fredical
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    Everybody else is playing basketball. He’s playing catch.

  24. Alexa Ray Joel Yellow Teeth
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Could you turn around please, my penis hates your dad’s face.

    • LoriGirl

      I’ve met her in person. She is STUNNING. She’s not a very photogenic girl, so I was shocked when I saw how beautiful she was in person. Her eyes are amazing, like a crystal green color and she has flawless skin. You’d be surprised at just how gorgeous she is in person. She looks very different than in pictures. She also sounds really good live. Heard her sing with no music, she’s got some talent for sure.

  25. Ashanti Cleavage Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    at least trim the hair on that fucking mole…

  26. Jamie Foxx Cedric The Entertainer Model Beach Volleyball Tournament
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    So thaaat’s where the white women at.

  27. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
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    What the fuck happened to her face? And stop with the fucking padding!

  28. Jamie Foxx Cedric The Entertainer Model Beach Volleyball Tournament
    fvv
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    Holy fuck is that a nice ass

  29. Alice Eve Nipples Tight Dress BAFTAs
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    She looks like a bad ass DC supervillain.

  30. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    Daddy issues finally explained!

  31. Alice Eve Nipples Tight Dress BAFTAs
    Swearin
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    You’d be pissed off too if your stylist’s whole wardrobe idea was “we set your tits on black fire”

  32. Jamie Foxx Cedric The Entertainer Model Beach Volleyball Tournament
    ThisWillHurt
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    “We want the redhead!”

  33. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Of the 700 problematic things in this photo, I’m still hung up on the idea that we’re supposed to believe she’s a day under 35 years-old.

  34. Alice Eve Nipples Tight Dress BAFTAs
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s almost too much going on in this pic to comment on.
    Hair, nips, black fire dress, awesome pissed off look on her face.
    I don’t know where to start.

  35. Shia LaBeouf
    Swearin
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    Must be on his way to his first skinhead rally

  36. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    Fredical
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    This should be considered a crime. Putting all that makeup on a Guy Fawkes mask.

  37. Josh Hutcherson CIROC Court Basketball Game
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I can almost hear Pat Riley right now…

    “Josh, get in a good stance because Jeremy Renner is about to come behind you with a hard pick.”

  38. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
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    Zombie Tyra Banks looks surprisingly hot.

    Wait…what’s that?!? She’s not a zombie…?

  39. Amber Rose Huge Pregnant Belly Captain Hat
    Alison
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    Based on their faces, that baby must have delivered some bad news.

  40. Jamie Foxx Cedric The Entertainer Model Beach Volleyball Tournament
    cc
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    Actually Photoboy I imagine there are other pics from this event you could have picked. Better ones. Think of ‘asses’

  41. Roxanne Pallett Bikini Hot Tub
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    The bent paperclip holding her top on will fail. Sooner or later, it will fail. And when it does, I hope this guy taking creeper shots of no name randoms is still checked in at the super 8 and still hanging around down by the pool.

  42. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch stole Taylor Swift’s hair!

  43. Jennifer Lawrence Quentin Tarantino BAFTAs
    Cock Dr
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    They both look greasy…makes me wonder.

  44. Lance Bass Chippendale Dancers
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hang loose” indeed, Mr. Bass. I imagine an evening with those two gentlemen will leave you hanging loose.

  45. Jeremy Renner BAFTAs
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    He had to flee when he saw another gay rumor headed his way.

  46. Tyra Banks Cleavage Crazy Eyes Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    The alien conspiracies are true! Exhibit A: Grey alien – human hybrid.

  47. Courtney Stodden Groped By Father Alex Stodden Reality Music Video Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Well on the way to becoming one of the dreaded Cosmeticsurgasaurus.

  48. Roxanne Pallett Bikini Hot Tub
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s from England, but I still get the feeling she’s banged Reggie Bush or a NBA small forward already.

  49. Alice Eve Nipples Tight Dress BAFTAs
    Cock Dr
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    Attitude and tits…this is good.

  50. David Hasselhoff
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Forget bikini models, I should be doing Carl’s Jr. commercials.”

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