“Up next is Tatiana. She’s from Russell Simmons‘ personal collection, only used twice and of course, speaks almost no English. Let’s start the bidding at $100.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely random T&A. I know, you’re all terribly disappointed. Anyway, for the two of you still left reading this, the few exceptions include Courtney Stodden‘s dad, who makes Papa Joe look like goddamn Ward Cleaver, Amber Rose ready to deliver what appears to be a dozen of Wiz Khalifa‘s children at any moment, and finally Deena Cortese and Lil Kim walking a runway presumably to make burn victims feel really, really awesome about themselves.
In every photo like this there’s always a Sigur Ros fan fondly remembering penis,
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You Rang?
Another fine graduate from the Nicole Kidman stepford wives academy…
“Jennifer here you go… You should always put your best foot forward…
No, seriously… Put the best one forward…
quentin tarantinTOE
You’re about 17 years too late to choke her out…
She probably could of fended him off 17 years ago. I mean, she would have been 25 at the time.
BUSH TOP!
If he’s into scheize porn, he’s halfway to a good start…
biggest….forehead…..ever
Two men I can’t stand oggling a sweet youn…. wow, would you look at that ass?
Whitney is looking pretty good these days.
“… and your dress is lovely. Just beautiful. It’s like little toenails all sprinkled across it.”
Damn man – he looks like crap.
His penis and her vagina are clearly well acquainted.
“Remember honey about 10 years ago, when you were 29 and I use to take you from behind? Good times.”
Hmmm.
Young, rich, already starred in a few summer blockbuster flicks.
Easy to see why he is always such a bitter dickhead. Live has been pretty rough on the lad.
He may be young, rich, and the star of summer block busters, but you didn’t mention his childhood, which, while he described it as a “good childhood”, wasn’t nearly the rosy picture you just painted.
Go ahead, check out his Wikipedia page and check out some of the articles that have been written about him. It may become clear to you why he seems like such a “bitter dickhead”.
I hate you.
Cedric has the right idea.
Classy.
Heil Hitler.
touching your daughter’s titties is just like a riding a bike.
Dude consistently has the best facial expressions.
Even when he is perusing the latest Cheeseburger Calendar.
He’s got diapers older than her.
She looks like a meerkat.
What good am I?
What can I do?
Now here take a look at my large rack,
Now all my spots are black!
WTF?
The Guido Bridesmaid Collection?
Everybody else is playing basketball. He’s playing catch.
Could you turn around please, my penis hates your dad’s face.
I’ve met her in person. She is STUNNING. She’s not a very photogenic girl, so I was shocked when I saw how beautiful she was in person. Her eyes are amazing, like a crystal green color and she has flawless skin. You’d be surprised at just how gorgeous she is in person. She looks very different than in pictures. She also sounds really good live. Heard her sing with no music, she’s got some talent for sure.
Shut it, Alexa Ray. Logging in as “LoriGirl” fools no one.
So anyone on the internet who thinks she’s pretty is automatically Alexa? Haha, lol, ok. Idiot. I actually know a lot of men who find her attractive. Everyone has different ideas of beauty ya know.
Not on this site.
at least trim the hair on that fucking mole…
They did. They gave it bangs.
So thaaat’s where the white women at.
What the fuck happened to her face? And stop with the fucking padding!
yeah, she done uglied herself up. the whored up wasn’t enough for her.
Holy fuck is that a nice ass
She looks like a bad ass DC supervillain.
Stop reading my mind Don!
Nope. Marvel superhero
https://www.google.com/search?q=alpha+flight+aurora&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=34AZUd2-GIns0QGLtIDoCw&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1280&bih=899
Well done.
Incredibly well played.
Daddy issues finally explained!
You’d be pissed off too if your stylist’s whole wardrobe idea was “we set your tits on black fire”
“We want the redhead!”
Of the 700 problematic things in this photo, I’m still hung up on the idea that we’re supposed to believe she’s a day under 35 years-old.
There’s almost too much going on in this pic to comment on.
Hair, nips, black fire dress, awesome pissed off look on her face.
I don’t know where to start.
Nips is always a good place to start
Must be on his way to his first skinhead rally
This should be considered a crime. Putting all that makeup on a Guy Fawkes mask.
I can almost hear Pat Riley right now…
“Josh, get in a good stance because Jeremy Renner is about to come behind you with a hard pick.”
Zombie Tyra Banks looks surprisingly hot.
Wait…what’s that?!? She’s not a zombie…?
Based on their faces, that baby must have delivered some bad news.
Actually Photoboy I imagine there are other pics from this event you could have picked. Better ones. Think of ‘asses’
The bent paperclip holding her top on will fail. Sooner or later, it will fail. And when it does, I hope this guy taking creeper shots of no name randoms is still checked in at the super 8 and still hanging around down by the pool.
Bitch stole Taylor Swift’s hair!
They both look greasy…makes me wonder.
“Hang loose” indeed, Mr. Bass. I imagine an evening with those two gentlemen will leave you hanging loose.
He had to flee when he saw another gay rumor headed his way.
The alien conspiracies are true! Exhibit A: Grey alien – human hybrid.
Well on the way to becoming one of the dreaded Cosmeticsurgasaurus.
She’s from England, but I still get the feeling she’s banged Reggie Bush or a NBA small forward already.
Attitude and tits…this is good.
“Forget bikini models, I should be doing Carl’s Jr. commercials.”
Best marketing idea ever! The Hoff crawling on a bathroom floor drunk while eating a Famous Star hamburger. That should have been a Superbowl commercial!