Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*
Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!
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Please hide the the Mistletoe.
I have a boner now. It’s not weird.
Awkwardium!
“Mommy, I told you I don’t have a dollar!”
My guess is that the reason is he loves vodka and cheeseburgers, and hates Nikon Coolpix.
I think this photo session was sponsored by Cannon.
Sorry — Canon.
Wookie tit. That kid is scarred for life.
Gay Claus?Who’s got a red ass ?
trying to discern the message, but that’s probably giving Drunky Mcvomit too much credit
Skeet skeet skeet.
Skeet Ulrich…what does he have to do with this?
Just a little too small to cover the herpes.
Credit: Sleepover at the Hilton’s ’05
I’m going with Sleepover ’95.
That tells a lot actually, I thought she would have been too selfish for fellatio.
bovine herpesvirus 4 is usually transmitted by nose-to-nose contact between infected and uninfected cattle.
You’re awesome to read when you go the epidemiologist route, you know that?
best comment mcbeef :)
I nominate Most Important People this week to strictly be dedicated to this photo only.
Amazing! Medal worthy commenting right here.
You never disappoint McBeef!!
I’d like to Doo a Little with her.
In the right Miami apartment using a low budget film crew and a box of condoms you could rake in some dough with this concept.
It’s okay boys! I’m Catholic!
It’s good to know that the next Pam Anderson is waiting in the wings.
Training table bean and cabbage soup is the WORST, right ‘Melo?
“Lol.” — Kim Kardashian
I’d hoped it was April O’Neil, Casey Jones, and the Ninja Turtles after destroying Cirque du Soleil for being tedious french nonsense.
that’s the good stuff right there, doc burns. awesome.
Like a giant cow feeding a calf.
No one ever knew how Stuart, Ed Norton’s pedophile little brother, kept getting into all the movie premiers…
WHO??!
ah, who cares
Kurt, I’ll give your $25 if you give Goldie your jacket.
We get it, you twat. You’re pregnant. We know. Let go of your belly.
She has to do something to keep her belly from getting sucked into her vag.
She has to hold her belly at all times so that the premature baby doesn’t fall out of her gaping vagina.
I am David Hasselhoff. I will do anything. Literally.
oh, a wise guy, eh?
Lol… spot on.
“Ja, just give me ze Adolf.”
Jennifer Aniston, 2032
Jennifer Aniston, 2015
Damn.
look at that disgusting disease surrounding that herpes patch.
Wait, so I get fisted by some retard of the TSA and this one gets to travel spreading her legs and STDs without a problem?
I’ll take one of her, please
Cool sumo suit.
Where do you find a scooter big enough to make Gerard Depardieu look average size?
Nothing at all wrong with a politically-frustrated Austrian artist wearing his hair like that.
win
I think she’s still got some Vergara in her mouth.
I wish i had some Vergara in my mouth.
You’re either gay, a girl or you don’t know what vergara means
vergara is that woman’s last name. you’re thinking of verga which would be spanish slang for penis. so i guess you’re the clueless one.
Ha, awesome. Thanks for having my back SC.
And now I can’t get DP out of my head
Bless you fish… Bless your little heart…
i can smell the shit from here.
Someone’s stylist likes stubby legs. Nobody else does though.
“Throw in some swamp bol weevil juice and the bark of a Louisiana Sweetgum Tree, and then you’ll have just the concoction to cure that ghastly herpe on Kim Kardashian’s upper lip.”
Just wait 10 years and take this same photo. Uhhgg….ugghghhh…bleeeeeeeeehhh.
Nothing says “Rich, powerful, A-lister” quite like a faux fur coat and a cup of McDonald’s coffee.
But she’s still hot.
“Katie? No Katie here Meester…
She gone…”
Kim, wondering who gave you herpes is like me licking every square inch of handrail in Penn station and wondering who gave me a cold.
Amen to that!
That awkward moment when Benicio finds out that Oliver is not his father.
Kate Hudson, 2032.
That’s actually Lamar….
“I’m going to pump it up – with Pos-T-Vac.”
Yumm!
17 year old Adam Sandler is gonna have a great spank tonight.
uhhh, I could pick out nicer asses at the mall….
Seriously, Brazil? You of all people
Amen Deacon.. I could pick out better asses at Walmart.
Walmart asses pick themselves.
I used to go to some really skanky go go bars in Newark, the brazilian chicks there had much hotter asses than these pigs.