The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.3.12

December 3rd, 2012 // 743 Comments

Welcome to your usual super-sized Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is once again stuffed to the gills with a weekend’s worth of celebridiculous. I’m just going to jump right in here and start rattling them off: Khal Drogo dressed like a carnie knife-thrower, Kurt Russell strutting his beautiful prize around town, the continuing adventures of Russell Simmons and all of Russia’s prostitu– You know what? I can’t even wait anymore, here’s Kim Kardashian‘s gigantic herpes outbreak. *grabs handful of rocks, waits for first person to go ‘Dude, that’s just a pimple.’*

Don’t you dare try to take this from me, I’VE WAITED SO LONG!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    Diablo Dude
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    Please hide the the Mistletoe.

  2. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    it had to be said
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    I have a boner now. It’s not weird.

  3. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    it had to be said
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    Awkwardium!

  4. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mommy, I told you I don’t have a dollar!”

  5. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    Frank Burns
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    My guess is that the reason is he loves vodka and cheeseburgers, and hates Nikon Coolpix.

  6. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    it had to be said
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    Wookie tit. That kid is scarred for life.

  7. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    Billy Barty, Jr.
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    Gay Claus?Who’s got a red ass ?
    trying to discern the message, but that’s probably giving Drunky Mcvomit too much credit

  8. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    Max Shreck
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    Skeet skeet skeet.

  9. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    it had to be said
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    Just a little too small to cover the herpes.

  10. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    Well
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    Credit: Sleepover at the Hilton’s ’05

  11. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    Officelinebacker
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    That tells a lot actually, I thought she would have been too selfish for fellatio.

  12. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to Doo a Little with her.

  13. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    In the right Miami apartment using a low budget film crew and a box of condoms you could rake in some dough with this concept.

  14. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    Contusion
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    It’s okay boys! I’m Catholic!

  15. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    joe
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    It’s good to know that the next Pam Anderson is waiting in the wings.

  16. Spike Lee Shielding Friend From Carmelo Anthony Knicks Game
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Training table bean and cabbage soup is the WORST, right ‘Melo?

  17. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Lol.” — Kim Kardashian

  18. Claire Holt Ian Somerhalder TOTEM Cirque Du Soleil
    Frank Burns
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    I’d hoped it was April O’Neil, Casey Jones, and the Ninja Turtles after destroying Cirque du Soleil for being tedious french nonsense.

  19. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    Contusion
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    Like a giant cow feeding a calf.

  20. Daniel Radcliffe Posing With Frightened Kids 12th Annual Whistler Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    No one ever knew how Stuart, Ed Norton’s pedophile little brother, kept getting into all the movie premiers…

  21. Eliza Doolittle Underwear Twitter
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    WHO??!

    ah, who cares

  22. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    Frank Burns
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    Kurt, I’ll give your $25 if you give Goldie your jacket.

  23. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Happy Hour To Benefit The Animal Foundation
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    We get it, you twat. You’re pregnant. We know. Let go of your belly.

  24. David Hasselhoff Santa Costume Pulling Sleigh
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    I am David Hasselhoff. I will do anything. Literally.

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    oh, a wise guy, eh?

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ja, just give me ze Adolf.”

  27. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer Aniston, 2032

  28. Ciara Butt Tight Skirt Billboard Women In Music Event
    it had to be said
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    Damn.

  29. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    karlito
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    look at that disgusting disease surrounding that herpes patch.

  30. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, so I get fisted by some retard of the TSA and this one gets to travel spreading her legs and STDs without a problem?

  31. Lori Levine Lingerie Slutty Jamie McCarthy Heidi Klum Haunted Holiday Party
    Deacon Jones
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    I’ll take one of her, please

  32. Imogen Thomas Pregnant Belly Tight Clothes
    it had to be said
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    Cool sumo suit.

  33. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Contusion
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    Where do you find a scooter big enough to make Gerard Depardieu look average size?

  34. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    joe
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    Nothing at all wrong with a politically-frustrated Austrian artist wearing his hair like that.

  35. Sharon Stone Fading Gigolo Set
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I think she’s still got some Vergara in her mouth.

  36. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    Commented on this photo:

    Bless you fish… Bless your little heart…

  37. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    i can smell the shit from here.

  38. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts Jingle Ball
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s stylist likes stubby legs. Nobody else does though.

  39. Drake Guy Fieri Cooking Instagram
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Throw in some swamp bol weevil juice and the bark of a Louisiana Sweetgum Tree, and then you’ll have just the concoction to cure that ghastly herpe on Kim Kardashian’s upper lip.”

  40. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Just wait 10 years and take this same photo. Uhhgg….ugghghhh…bleeeeeeeeehhh.

  41. Sharon Stone Fading Gigolo Set
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says “Rich, powerful, A-lister” quite like a faux fur coat and a cup of McDonald’s coffee.

  42. Katie Holmes Yelling Into Phone Dead Accounts Broadway
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    “Katie? No Katie here Meester…
    She gone…”

  43. Kim Kardashian Herpes
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim, wondering who gave you herpes is like me licking every square inch of handrail in Penn station and wondering who gave me a cold.

  44. Benicio Del Toro Oliver Stone
    it had to be said
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    That awkward moment when Benicio finds out that Oliver is not his father.

  45. Goldie Hawn Nipples Work Out Clothes Kurt Russell Gray Beard
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Kate Hudson, 2032.

  46. Khloe Kardashian Down Blouse Cleavage Bra Mason Disick
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s actually Lamar….

  47. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bowl Cut
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m going to pump it up – with Pos-T-Vac.”

  48. Ciara Butt Tight Skirt Billboard Women In Music Event
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Yumm!

  49. Miranda Kerr
    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    17 year old Adam Sandler is gonna have a great spank tonight.

  50. Camila Vernaglia Andressa Urach Carine Felizardo Butts Thongs Miss Butt Brazil 2012
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    uhhh, I could pick out nicer asses at the mall….

    Seriously, Brazil? You of all people

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