The Crap We Missed – Monday 12.2.13

December 2nd, 2013 // 423 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you after I took four days doing absolutely nothing while Fish waged war with a slow girl from Alaska or something. Shit was long. As for today’s socially acceptable bullying (NOBODY KNOWS YOUR REAL NAME IN THE COMMENT SECTION MUAHAHA!), here are your sacrificial lambs. There’s Taylor Swift doing that thing where she’s occasionally hot and almost makes you forget she’s just absolutely awful. Then we’ve got Donny Deutsch showing off his new ink that he got using his time machine that only travels back to a frat house in 1998, and Naomi Campbell enjoying the simple, humanitarian pleasure that one gets from philanthropy. Well, that and the elaborate ceremony she attended in her honor where a head of state kissed her ass.

But it was probably that first thing that put this shit-eating grin on her face, yeah it was that for sure,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mauricio Umansky Grabbing Kyle Richards Neck
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    Keeping squeezing… a litte harder.

  2. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
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    I gotta be honest…there’s a lot less Purple Drink in that kitchen than I expected.

  3. Alicia Keys Huge Butt Tight Dress ARIA Awards Star Casino
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    I’ll bet she plays a mean game of tennis.

  4. Prince William Motorcycle Live Show NEC
    Hank E. Ring
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    Come on, give it back.

  5. Bradley Cooper Amy Adams Cleavage American Hustle Presentation
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    Mork & Mindy reboot going into production in 3, 2, 1…

  6. Bar Refaeli Topless Instagram
    mt
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    She’s 17 in that picture (seriously, it’s an Israeli magazine shoot from 1995).
    So that picture is older than Ireland Baldwin. Nice….

  7. Martin Scorsese Cheek Kiss Sharon Stone Side Boob 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
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    Respect the tit you guys, it’s come a long way.

  8. Rihanna Checking Out Laker Girl
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    “How come it not mah ass shakin up dere mon?”

  9. Donny Deutsch Fat Gut Man Boobs Tribal Bicep Tatoo
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    They got it wrong…it’s Donny Douche.

  10. Vince Offer ShamWow Guy With Young Girlfriend LAX
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    Word out on the streets lately….ol Vince aint got much left to Offer.

    lol

  11. Erik Estrada Red Jacket Badge On Hip 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
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    He’s lookin pretty trim these days.

  12. Prince William Motorcycle Live Show NEC
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    Why on earth am I getting a Penn & Teller vibe of all things…?

  13. Kristen Bell Butt Tight Jeans
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    I love her and her crazy bawling-over-baby-sloths ass. Cute, hot and sweet is not an usual combination.

  14. Charlie Sheen New Pornstar Girlfriend Brett Rossi Makeout
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    Old man kisses look gross, no matter how rich you are or how much tiger blood missiles you can fire out of your all-winning butthole.

  15. Aubrey O'Day Butt Bikini Dog Instagram
    mt
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    What a cutie!
    So who’s the skanky whore next to the dog?

  16. Erik Estrada Red Jacket Badge On Hip 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
    mt
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    Wow a fake cop badge, to go with his fake hair, and his fake teeth!

  17. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Shirtless Instagram
    hamtime
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    Hmmm, looks like Stephen Baldwin from this angle.

  18. Goldie Hawn Cleavage Tank Top Yoga Pants Busted Lips
    navvet75
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    I’m blind! I’m blind!

  19. Jason Schwartzman Watching Daugher Marlowe On Pony
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    “Hey Daddeee; what are you, another self-hating New York Jew?!”
    “Mmm-hm yes, I am.”

  20. Rihanna Checking Out Laker Girl
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    She’s just jealous she had to wear more clothes than the dancers.

  21. Rob Ford Red Face 47th Cavalcade oOf Lights Toronto
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    The black guy knows what’s up

  22. Billy Ray Cyrus 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
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    The Boondock Saints reboot went to shit before pre-production even started.

  23. Steven Tyler In Car With Young Girl
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    Pheeew, seriously honey you’ve gotta cut back on all that fibre, I can’t breath in here!!!

  24. Rihanna Checking Out Laker Girl
    Odbarc
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    The cheerleader has a black eye. Chris is cheating on me.

  25. Mauricio Umansky Grabbing Kyle Richards Neck
    Odbarc
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    I find your lack of faith disturbing…

  26. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Pants
    Odbarc
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    Milf. I understand the appeal now.

  27. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
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    No dignity to be found in there either.

  28. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
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    They both look so damn smug. Looks like a successful cash transaction went down.

  29. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Instagram
    YadaYada
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    Want this Pole on my pole pronto? Want this Polish on my sausage? Want to take this Polack from the back? Yes, yes, and yes.

  30. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Pants
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    Hottest brick ever.

  31. Alicia Keys Huge Butt Tight Dress ARIA Awards Star Casino
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    Good junk in an awesome trunk.

  32. Martin Scorsese Cheek Kiss Sharon Stone Side Boob 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
    toopier
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    ^^ too lazy to complete the “Old Hag from Nantucket-
    black tux on a muppet” limerick.

  33. Prince William Motorcycle Live Show NEC
    toopier
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    Ward! Eddie Haskell stole Beaver’s motorcycle.

  34. Vince Offer ShamWow Guy With Young Girlfriend LAX
    toopier
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    Dude! How many crayons will fit in that Fashion Angels Barbie Lap Desk?

  35. Naomi Campbell Toshiaki Kobayashi Drinking Tea Japanese Tea Ceremony
    cc
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    Naomi Campbell, pffft, bitch has met her match in Kaizer Soze.

  36. Donny Deutsch Fat Gut Man Boobs Tribal Bicep Tatoo
    cc
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    Yes, I know, I might get mistaken for an outlaw biker but I still like it.

  37. Mauricio Umansky Grabbing Kyle Richards Neck
    cc
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    You ate the last piece of Hubba Bubba?! Give it to me! GIVE IT TO ME!

  38. Billy Ray Cyrus 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
    Wrynoceros
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    Siegfried and Roy became completely gun shy after the tiger incident

  39. Prince William Motorcycle Live Show NEC
    cc
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    All you need is that guy, that bike, and Kim K’s vagina and you’d have a carnival attraction.

  40. Coco Butt Tight Jeans Stuffing Turkey With Sister Instagram
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    “You’re doing good. Now tell her you will help her with a career in entertainment.”

  41. Kristen Bell Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    “Listen, we tried to adopt one from China, but it took too long. So stay in the back seat, shut up, and be glad you get to keep your old bed,”

  42. Vince Offer ShamWow Guy With Young Girlfriend LAX
    cc
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    Her got her number from Corey.

  43. Charlie Sheen New Pornstar Girlfriend Brett Rossi Makeout
    cc
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    Not sure I could too enthused about kissing a female pornstar.

  44. Aubrey O'Day Butt Bikini Dog Instagram
    cc
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    Just think…that dog gets to put his face in her crotch whenever he wants.

  45. Donny Deutsch Fat Gut Man Boobs Tribal Bicep Tatoo
    martina
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    “Why yes, yes I am a douche”

  46. Rob Ford Red Face 47th Cavalcade oOf Lights Toronto
    cc
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    “Hey, look boss, I think I see a pussy up in that tree.”

  47. Kirstie Alley Tight Dress GMA
    cc
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    Last week, some guy catches a giant stingray, this week…a giant sea cucumber.

  48. Billy Ray Cyrus 82nd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade
    cc
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    The guy on the left may not be straight.

  49. Martin Scorsese Cheek Kiss Sharon Stone Side Boob 13th Marrakesh International Film Festival
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    “I washed your power wheelchair and rotated the tires Mr. Scorsese.”

  50. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Instagram
    cc
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    No jokes. I’d wreck Krupa given a chance.

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