Welcome to another thick and chunky serving of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by another bountiful weekend full of celebrity droppings. To start things off, we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who cleverly avoided getting tossed into those first two links up there by wearing a tailor-made butt cover. We’ve also got Victoria Silvstedt forgetting to take the cap off to give just the smallest doubt that she’s not really trying to blow a soda bottle, Elijah Wood‘s impression of Darwin The IKEA monkey choking to death on a taco, Hannibal Lecter without the intelligence, charm, wit, class, talent and general likability, and finally, Paz de la Huerta faces her greatest fear — THE SHOWER!!
Two Dinklage days in a row. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas,
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*pulls string*
“There’s a snake in my boots!”
“I wish mom would let me wear something to cover up MY misshapen ass.” – Kim Kardashian
“Adam, why don’t you grow some facial hair so you look less like a teenage girl?”
“OK.”
The next day . . .
“Um . . . forget what I said.”
“I don’t get it… What do you mean that’s what a vagina looks like?”
I’m just going to bite my tongue and drive myself to the local police station.
Together (not counting the dolphin) they would be 32 years old, does that help your conscience?
Kendall’s 17 and the age of consent in Nevada is 16. So go nuts.
Oh, are they back in California (age of consent=18) already? Well, you can always lure her over the state border with candy and ice cream, I guess.
Transporting a minor across state lines for sex…………….
…….errrr, is legal if you transport from Cali to Nevada?
At least now she can’t sing.
I don’t know, maybe they should tighten it up a bit more.
She couldn’t before either
They just don’t make penis tuckers like they used to….
El Homo-Guero?
Whenever the GLBT people want equality and same-whatever, this is the reason why you’re not getting it.
You know, I have to agree. I’ve worked with gay guys that looked, dressed, and sounded like ordinary, everyday guys. I know Adam Lambert is an entertainer but still…why perpetuate ‘queen’ stereotypes?
The point is to be whoever you are, even if you happen to fit a stereotype. What about the straight, skinny nerds who have no interest in being macho either?
On top of that, being a queen is awesome. Maybe you should try it some time.
There is a fine line between being a queen and being bat shit crazy.
Right, Alison–if one wants to put forth the effort to meticulously and blatantly style oneself after exaggerated, laughably cartoonish “queen” stereotypes, one ought to go right ahead and do that.
Yeah, how dare people expect equal rights when they have an appearance you dislike! Those bastards!
More like a rally for explosive diarrhea.
Too bad we can’t cage the rest of her.
He’s strapping up the prolapsed uterus.
Hm, let’s see. She wears green to promote Midori. She must wear white to promote . . . semen? Let’s go with semen.
got milk?
Of course…..moooooo
In some ways they’re almost as smart as people
Kendall and Kylie?
She’s cute. Too bad about the fake boobs though.
It’s easy to hate something you can’t have.
I can squeeze them, and suck on them…thats real enough for me.
they’re real on the outside
So is a transexual prostitute
The guy in the middle was just asked to join them both in bed. Emphasis on BOTH.
Is that his other half?
“Is it Christmas season already? Blimey, I need a pitchfork!”
Looks like something I made in Shop class–after smoking Angel Dust.
O2 kick him in the nuts
That’s cute. Did they give him one of those “Junior Firefighter” stickers?
Pictured: a more masculine Tom Cruise.
I thought we were an enlightened group here…
That’s not facial hair my friends… Apparently he likes to go deep..
what a dipshit.
Swim away, sweet dolphin! These two might already be infected with serious diseases. Swim away for dear life! Now!
The Borg!
(Mumbles to himself): That was supposed to be MY chariot…
That is all kinds of awful…not even surgery could have helped this one.
“Stir the shitstorm, Bubba!”
The only taco he’d ever be interested in…
Damn! I was going to write “I’ve got a taco for him” because I’ve always found him to be such a hot nerd, but I have to admit that you’re probably right about this one.
So, tacos are the new cheeseburgers? Didn’t know he was a drunk.
You’re lame
Frosty’s wingman
Ok good, you captured and caged her face… Uhmm what about the rest of her?
it must be hard for Kendall to be refered to as the ugly one.
I’m waiting to see the third eyelid blink in from the sides.
When it rains ugly, it pours ugly.
more like la Muerta
You see that, Germany? Being blonde does nothing for you. Nothing!
Might as well start getting use to handling slimy wet things.
Where’s Norman Reedus when you need him…
Jessica Simpson looked at that child and saw two things: (1) her future; and (2) lunch.
Has anyone seen her and Adam Lambert in the same place?
Clearly this guy is more masculine than Adam Lambert.
The douche is strong with this one…
Mom, quit it.. We’ve already been to McDonald’s three times today…
when did he buy a horse and called it Danielle?
dang she ugly!
Either that’s a very tiny Coke, or she really does have giant lizard hands.
Holy shit, Biggie’s alive!!
Her gross legs enrage me. They wouldn’t make me feel this way if she didn’t think she was so hot.
That should take care of the problem of guys hitting on you…
I’d hit on her even if she was bald as a cue ball.
Is she gonna shut up, now? PRAISE THE LORD!!!
Who says there is no Santa Clause?
This is going to be an interesting video