Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you just before Americans face the difficult decision between the Socialist Muslim gay-loving apocalypse or Gordon Gekko’s wet dream about the time he and Reagan robbed a homeless guy then used the money to tag team a prostitute on his dad’s jet. Democracy, yeah! While you ponder that important choice, enjoy Ryan Gosling‘s new look, as designed by Joe Simpson‘s swag coach, Richard Grieco blowing a kiss in front of a giant Rorschach vagina, invisible Salma Hayek stabbing Melanie Griffith with a knife, the undeniable conclusion that Kristina Shannon ate her sister, and finally, everybody shut up! Katy Perry‘s breasts are trying to tell us something.
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They ARE awesome, but they don’t sing.
By joves I haven’t gotten lei’d in years! And to see a native woman’s bosom all at the same time! Brilliant!
All those bitches with knee pads makes me think it’s a Clinton campaign rally. It takes a true master to spunk out “Forward” on a blue dress.
She’d have to gain at least 75 pounds for Bill to be interested. Right coloring though.
Need a rag on a stick to clean out that ass
Dis brotha don wan no shit stink on my dick!
Two words ” Ass Smegma”
And, for first place in the celebrity wax figure competition: Nicole Kidman by Wax Factory Krew! Congratulations!
Just ” Horsing around”
Usually, this pose would totally turn me on. Usually.
More like a half-baked lay.
Much like a bag of chips and her head, the contents may have settled during travel.
Which of these two is that causes anal leakage?
Chewing through a crinkly, salty bag reminds her of her honeymoon.
David Schwimmer started dyeing his hair again?
Wow! I thought this was Sara Underwood before I looked closer. That’s a either a very good thing for her or a horrifying thing for Sara Underwood.
My thoughts exactly.
Sorta harsh to have her carry the rifle case on the way to the glue factory.
Fucking lol.
LOL!
Nice of the kid to scoot in for a quick goodbye though.
Reminds me of Mickey Rourke, without the talent
They’re both hot as hell.
Calm down everyone, she just confused the crinkly texture of a chip bag for Doug Hutchison’s face.
Acting out his dream of running Melanie Griffith over with his car.
prune juice kicking in
Or: FRIJOLES kicking in.
Too sexy…
i think it looked better on the cow.
Was Khloe wearing it before this?
Rorschach, not Horshack.
He needs to eat more yogurt.
“I nailed her like this! and like this!…and then I stole her shoes”
I need shoes, because there’s never enough of them!
I’d pay $2000 for court-side seats too if it meant I could crap there.
She jumped the shark , or did the shark jump her ?
someone pooped their leather diaper dress again.
Courtney Slobben … all over my chips! ugh!
Just squat like that for a few minutes and let it drip out.
She jumped the shark , or did the shark jump her ?
why does anyone care about her again?
We don’t. We just care about making fun of her.
Baked Lays…is that supposed to be ironic?
“Wow , so this is what this feels like !”
” I like getting high . Everything is so , uh , well , life like ! reality is soooo surreal ! I need chocolate or salty or , uh , salty and chocolate , or , yeah …. Pizza “
That is a spectacular breast for a non-celebrity.
Reality show in 3, 2, 1…
It’s MR. Ed playing The Scarecrow on the remake of Wizard of Oz.
so no one has the heart to tell the kid that razor scooters are for losers?
Probably the same people that convinced him into Violin lessons.
Where’s the obligatory Superficial red star over the tay-tays?
They don’t count if it’s National Geographic style; It’s educational. Everyone knows that.
I’ve seen rats nibble on cheese more seductively than this.
Eeeevry rose gets old and withers.
See, at first I was going to thumbs down because that band is clearly Poison, but then I realized they are all the fucking same. So, thumbs up for you!
So Carrot Top went as a rock star this year? A little late for the Halloween photos, don’t ya think?
Who has two thumbs and is a colossal douchebag?
She has the worst fashion sense
Don’t forget the 3rd nipple when getting your annual breast exam.
Because after being married to Tom Cruise becoming a prototypical stepford wife isn’t really a stretch anymore….
Who?
my mustache tastes like soup!
Mustache dun taste like the Ho I been wiff
Whoever’s wearing the poppy is a bigger tit
New Guinea welcomes the “Old Guineas”. And Charles gives an approving thumbs up for his first interracial threesome.
Too much Subway will constipate anyone.
Probably not the first time her lay is going to end up on her breasts . . .
at least it’s not see through
I wouldn’t mind seeing her in my grandfather’s sweater so much if she wasn’t also wearing my grandmother’s dominatrix outfit.
True fact, that bag of chips has less artificial additives in it than she has.
Court-side shitter is next to the visiting team’s bench.