The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.21.11

November 21st, 2011 // 672 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Katy Perry making up for her retro-Candyland whatever-the-fuck outfit, Charlie Sheen either taking a fist to the mouth like it’s a breeze against his cheek or licking the coke off a man’s finger and Sylvester Stallone after pumping Dana Carvey full of HGH and discovering Vladimir Klitschkno has a twin brother which is literally the only possible explanation for that photo. “No, no, dey’re too beautiful. Turn da cameras off! TURN ‘EM OFF! Dana do da Church Lady.”

Isn’t that special?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, Getty, GQ.com, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. herbiefrog

    …is it that time already ?

    gone ?

  2. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
    Mr Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    Rich people who are fat should be killed.

    Have your personal chef make you some low-fat fucking twinkies, bitch

  3. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    Govt. Cheese
    Commented on this photo:

    Kelly Clarkson = The definition of Lower Body Obesity!

    • Lower body? I think she is the poster child for just plain ole’ obesity.

      • Gil

        When Kelly won American Idol, and was featured in People Magazine, she was quoted as saying “I won’t starve to be a star.” Someone needs to tell her that not only is she absolutely in no danger of starving, but there is a significant difference between not starving, and being obese

  4. Roman Polanski Kate Winslet
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    If Sandusky were a Hollywood star, he would have been overseas by now protected by all those delusional fucks like this turd.

  5. Heidi Klum Katy Perry Make Out
    Monkeydnd
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like that T-Mobile commercial with the singing pink clad elves. What….am I the only one that hears “Walking in an Orgy Wonderland”?

  6. Heidi Klum Katy Perry Make Out
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Grand Theft Autotune

  7. Heidi Klum Katy Perry Make Out
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    They accepting an award for setting celebrity faux-lesbian kisses back 20 years? Yikes!

  8. Jamie Kennedy
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, so, as soon as she comes out of the house, you proposition me…I hope she’s wearing one of those bandage dresses.”

  9. Kristen Wiig Lingeire GQ
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she sad? Is it because it took that much photoshop to make her look bangable? I bet that’s it..

  10. Roman Polanski Kate Winslet
    Commented on this photo:

    Bless you, you little child sodomizer you…

  11. Charlie Sheen
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    He needs a hand up AND a hand out.

  12. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    Frank Burns
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    The music video must be a remake of her prior song, now titled “Miss Independent of Dietary Restrictions”.

  13. Salma Hayek Falling Down
    Greg
    Commented on this photo:

    Fall so hard! That sh*t cray.

  14. Salma Hayek Falling Down
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, I wish I would have been there to catch her.

  15. Heidi Klum Katy Perry Make Out
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your breath smells like a seal’s dick”
    “Yours smells like a heroin needle”

  16. Kathy Lee Gifford Sweaty Armpits
    Puss InToots
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweatin’ to an oldie.

  17. Charlie Sheen
    Commented on this photo:

    “Charlie! Charlie! I have a new goddess! Tell me what my finger smells like!”

  18. Kristen Wiig Lingeire GQ
    noodle
    Commented on this photo:

    i said GOD DAMN!

  19. Ray J
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, baby. Let me just drink ten more of these and I’ll be good to go.”

  20. Molly Ringwald
    Commented on this photo:

    So the fat kid from Stand By Me now looks like a model and she looks like this…

  21. Will Ferrell
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh come on!!! I just wanted to borrow one! Is that so wrong??”

  22. Roman Polanski Kate Winslet
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that she’s no longer pregnant, he’ll have to finish in her ass – twice.

  23. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    I never thought I’d have to visualize what it would look like if someone inflated Hillary Duff…

  24. Jennifer Lawrence No Pants
    Euroman
    Commented on this photo:

    Must not be very famous; she has no shoes and is taking a cab

  25. Shaquille O'Neal
    Commented on this photo:

    Great, first they let a porn star read to kids and now Shazaam. I’ll be in my bunker…

  26. Will Ferrell
    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    Will Ferrell +10

  27. Wladimir Klitschko Johannes Mock-O'Hara Vitali Klitschko Sylvester Stallone
    noodle
    Commented on this photo:

    3 dicks and 1 pussy. this is going to get messy!

  28. David Beckham
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT IN BLOODY HELL DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T TOUCH MYSELF????!??!?!?!
    THAT’S WHAT I DO!!!!!!!!

  29. Jack Black Hoodie
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “I called another contractor who never returned my call. I then called Jack Black Roofing who returned my call immediately. Being a widow I have to place all my trust in whoever does work for me. I recommend Jack Black Roofing to anyone in need!”

  30. Kristen Wiig Lingeire GQ
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks more like Jennifer Love Hewitt back on her diet.

  31. Pia Toscano See Through Dress
    dan
    Commented on this photo:

    I see London, I see France…..
    no clue who this chick is…..
    nice cans

  32. Heidi Klum Katy Perry Make Out
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this supposed to turn anyone on ?. Anyone ?

  33. Charlie Sheen
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like charlie is back on the booze and drugs. YAY !

  34. Kristen Wiig Lingeire GQ
    Perrytits
    Commented on this photo:

    I have the funniest boner right now.

  35. Jerry O'Connell
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Like the rest of the public, Jerry still has moments when he is shocked to discover that yes, he does get to bang Rebecca Romijn.

  36. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    kec232
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow Kelly Clarkson’s midget impersonator is spot on.

  37. Kristen Wiig Lingeire GQ
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is terrible. All the other famwhores are depleting the supply of famous married men to bang.”

  38. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Cut, cut. I can’t go on. Where the hell is the fucking food truck already ?

  39. Tara Reid
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    “My career… Have you seen it? Anyone?”

  40. Salma Hayek Falling Down
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    MILF DOWN !
    MILF DOWN !

  41. Kristen Wiig Lingeire GQ
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bro of the Year?” WTF. Oh, and what a stupid pose.

  42. Jerry O'Connell
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s on pace to become the next Harry Dean Stanton.

  43. Wladimir Klitschko Johannes Mock-O'Hara Vitali Klitschko Sylvester Stallone
    kec232
    Commented on this photo:

    So they all fucked Hayden Panettiere, right?

  44. Molly Ringwald
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a fat girl’s name.

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Hoodie
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Imagine overcoming a life time fear of flying and then looking up in the departure lounge and seeing Our Lady

  46. Tara Reid
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    I heard they were casting for a role here. Is this the Motel 6 ? What’s this movie about ? Anybody know what’s going on ? This is the movie test, right ? I’m not too late, right ? I really need this !

  47. Charlie Sheen
    Spiffy
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, he’s dead. It’s like Weekend at Bernie’s. Those people are just moving him around.

  48. Russell Brand
    Commented on this photo:

    So in other words, he hasn’t moved in a week?

  49. Kristen Wiig Lingeire GQ
    Commented on this photo:

    well, I’ll give them credit for the “least gay Bro of the year”, but that’s about it.

  50. Kristen Wiig Lingeire GQ
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I always thought she’d be wild in the sack.

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