The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.21.11
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Katy Perry making up for her retro-Candyland whatever-the-fuck outfit, Charlie Sheen either taking a fist to the mouth like it’s a breeze against his cheek or licking the coke off a man’s finger and Sylvester Stallone after pumping Dana Carvey full of HGH and discovering Vladimir Klitschkno has a twin brother which is literally the only possible explanation for that photo. “No, no, dey’re too beautiful. Turn da cameras off! TURN ‘EM OFF! Dana do da Church Lady.”
Isn’t that special?
- The Superficial