superficial

  1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    That’s what this site needs. Fewer photographs, more watercolours.

  2. DeucePickle

    yeah, this is either a still from video tape or was taken with Mattel’s My First Picture Taker.

  3. justuhbill

    He really had to bite down on his bottom lip to prevent his smile from shining through!

  4. UnholyKrep

    “Dat bahtendah was plick! Porrice man was bastahd! I was flamed!
    When I carr my goo flen Ben Rongrastname, you be clying in ya own meerk!”

  5. Lemmiwinks

    Reigning champion of last season’s Dancing With The Breathalyzers.

  6. BSting

    Photo credit: Supercuts

  7. Deacon Jones

    Hey, look.

    This is how our local nightly news show, Action News, opens every night, 7 days a week in Philly.

  8. Ponkur

    Why’s he wearing a barber shop bib? Dude’s bald!

  9. MrsWrong

    “Mmmm…Imma find me a reaaaal pretty bitch. Then we’ll see who’s a wide receiver”

  10. sexyman48

    Finally an athlete arrested for some other than rape,

  11. tlmck

    Seriously guys, you gonna arrest somebody with a mirror ball trophy?

  12. Sin

    Damn, now that I have a criminal record they are going to trade my ass to the Bengals.

  13. Blech

    Fredro Starr of Onyx, is that you?

  14. Blech

    “Just throw your gunz in da air,
    And buck-buck like you just don’t care.”

  15. vitobonespur

    I don’t know who this guy is, and don’t really give a fuck. And I couldn’t care less about his getting tagged for drunk driving. What I do care about is he’s taking up a spot that could have had a picture of Lindsay Lohan’s tits.

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