The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.11.11

July 11th, 2011 // 851 Comments

“Bloody Tom Cruise. ‘Just one more drink, David. You can sleep on the couch, David. Let me wash those knickers, David. It’s just my E-meter, David…’”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, loaded to capacity with Derek Jeter needing to die quickly, Hines Ward honoring Ryan Dunn, Robin Thicke by request and MacGyver about to build an actual cherry bomb or bore someone to tears about the importance of fiber.

Someone should make Ben Affleck and Mel Gibson grumble-fight,

- The Superficial

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  1. David Beckham Buttcheek
    sparkymcgee
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    He plays for Gerbil-life

    Get it?

  2. Richard Dean Anderson
    Unimate
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    Wanna be he’s gonna fashion those cherries into some kind of explosive laser?

  3. Taylor Momsen Nipple Electrical Tape
    Ms. B*
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    what a hot mess…..

  4. Rosie O'Donnell
    sparkymcgee
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    Like a fine wine…that one.

  5. Taylor Momsen Nipple Electrical Tape
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    If she isn’t the young female Messiah, I don’t know what to believe anymore…

  6. Rosie O'Donnell
    Unimate
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    Remember when that whale breached into that dude’s sailboat?

  7. Brooke Shields
    Chris
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    Christ, Cruella! Stop staring at me and take the puppies!

  8. Rosie O'Donnell
    pdan
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    Randy Savage looks pretty great for having been dead a couple weeks.

  9. Emile Hirsch
    Senor Trout
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    Doesn’t Beavis always wear a blue Metallica t-shirt instead of a plain black one?

  10. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    i stink
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    nice ass and pic of topless grandma in the background.

  11. Selma Blair Pregnant Jason Bleick
    Josephus
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    Selma Blair: the first person to double her body weight through pregnancy.

  12. Amanda Seyfried Jogging
    isleptwithgod
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    SQUIRREL!

    • Deryn

      Damn, I wish there were Like buttons or some such around here. I feel (and probably look) dorky saying “perfect!”, which this is.

  13. Richard Dean Anderson
    Senor Trout
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    Two things, Favre – 1. Ring tees are out. 2. I don’t care how fresh those cherries are, Sterger isn’t going to let you stick them anywhere.

  14. Taylor Momsen Nipple Electrical Tape
    DimeStoreRiot
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    Too bad she couldn’t keep her T in the Shirt in London.

  15. Rosie O'Donnell
    doogleberg
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    Aaarrrghh, me scirvy itches…aaarrrghh, cheeseburgers and chips and big gulps and…aaarrrghh, me crew is gettin’ restless…aaarrrghh the life of a fat pirate.

  16. Brooke Shields
    pdan
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    “Oh. My. God. What happened to your eyes?”

    “Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see.”

  17. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
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    B. Rodriguez, eh? Now that’s a shiny metal ass I’d be willing to bite.

  18. Paz De La Huerta
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    VODKAAAA, tell threm to bring vodkaaaaaa.

  19. Rosie O'Donnell
    Senor Trout
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    What was her pro wrestling name – Razor Ramon? Diesel? Tugboat? I can never sort them all out.

  20. Rosie O'Donnell
    adolf hitler
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    she looks like a lesbian

  21. Richard Dean Anderson
    DimeStoreRiot
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    And MacGuyver reaches into this pocket to grab his hastily assembled “Cherry Popping Device.”

  22. Paz De La Huerta
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    “Hold still, damnit! I need to suck out your sou…er… I mean that piece of leftover food…”

  23. Christina Spears

    Bootylicious! Makes me love soccer.

  24. Rosie O'Donnell
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    Since finally shaving, Ron Jeremy’s face itches constantly.

  25. Ricky Martin
    Dirk Digler
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    I can’t believe people used to think this guy was gay.

  26. Kathy Griffin
    DimeStoreRiot
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    Man Andy Dick will do anything to stay in the spotlight.

  27. Hines Ward Mugshot DUI
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That’s what this site needs. Fewer photographs, more watercolours.

  28. Amanda Seyfried Jogging
    doogleberg
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    Most women wear a tank top to show off their cleavage…here, Amanda Seyfried shows off her fully-functioning lungs and heart valves through her disgustingly transparent epidermis.

  29. David Beckham Buttcheek
    DeucePickle
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    Doesn’t Tom Brady know the lockout is almost over ?

  30. Rosie O'Donnell
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    Judah Friedlander has taken to the seas everyone…

  31. Tara Reid
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    Amy Winehouse called, she wants her body back.

  32. Goldie Hawn
    DimeStoreRiot
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    Sigh. Still pushing that ill-advised “Marley and Mom” sequel.

  33. Kathy Griffin
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    Seriously, Wes Craven needs to get his props under control…

  34. Amanda Seyfried Jogging
    adolf hitler
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    nice rack of lamb

  35. Ricky Martin
    Colin
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    I could get behind this. Literally.

  36. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    On 2nd Thought
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    In every picture there’s always a gay man in the back saying it all with his boner.

  37. Tori Spelling
    doogleberg
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    Tori fights her inner voice that tells her, “Go ahead…if it itches so bad, pinch and roll your nutsack. After all, your rich and famous and pregnant…who’s gonna care?”

  38. Megan Fox
    DimeStoreRiot
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    Wait, wait, “Dic-ta-tor”?? Oh wow, I thought you said something else. I may not have as much experience as I indicated.

  39. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
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    STOP! Hammertime!

  40. Ben Affleck
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    “Taaaaaalent…..Taaaaalent…”

  41. Ricky Martin
    DeucePickle
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    I know, he’s still the totally not gay ‘hike your leg on an invisible fire hydrant’ dance move. That proves it.

  42. Rosie O'Donnell
    MarkM
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    So someone REALLY wants the rights to marry that?!?

  43. Tori Spelling
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    I loved Harvey Fierstein in Hairspray!

  44. Rosie O'Donnell
    Matty
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    That Sam Kinison biopic looks to be coming along nicely.

  45. Nicholas Cage
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    “That’s it, we’re going home. How many times to I need to tell you to stop kicking your big brother’s ass?”

  46. Marg Helgenberger Bikini
    Deryn
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    I just looked this up: Born November 16, 1958. Well done, madam. Well done.

  47. Rosie O'Donnell
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    Snooki’s looking better these days.

  48. Taylor Momsen Nipple Electrical Tape
    Deryn
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    Pretty soon her outfit will just be three electrical-tape X’s. Saves on the washin’, anyway.

  49. Hines Ward Mugshot DUI
    DeucePickle
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    yeah, this is either a still from video tape or was taken with Mattel’s My First Picture Taker.

  50. Jimbo

    Speaking of Crap we missed, I think the fish dude missed the topless chick sun bathing in pics 39 and 40

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