The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.14.11

November 14th, 2011 // 754 Comments

Hard to believe Matt Damon left all this.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Tara Reid back in her natural habitat, the Madden brothers embracing their future, Bree Olson proving literally anyone can host a party in Vegas and Scott Disick‘s drivers are expected to do more than just compliment his business cards. “Nice weight, right? Now, remember, no teeth.”

Robert Downey Jr. prefers a more subtle approach,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Minnie Driver Cleavage
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    I thought this was Phoebe Price.

  2. Bree Olson Butt Tight Skirt
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    “Crazy Horse” backdrop? Where’s Sarah Jessica Parker when you need her?

  3. Minnie Driver Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This dude has some nice freckle tits.

  4. Benji Madden Joel Madden McDonalds
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    leave these guys alone when they’re working.

  5. Brooke Shields
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    I thought this was Phoebe Price.

  6. Vinny Guadagnino Lollipop
    dontkillthemessenger
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    His Muslim brothers are not going to be happy.

  7. Freckles tits…as bad as Lindsay. *First*

  8. Benji Madden Joel Madden McDonalds
    Box
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    and thus it comes full circle.

  9. Nick Jonas Lollipop
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    “Now you know how *I* feel.”

  10. Dave Chappelle
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Breast milk…. you make my daaaaaaaaaaaay.

  11. Christina Aguilera Matthew Rutler
    diego
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    Here’s lookin’ at you, honey-baked ham *Wink*

  12. Bree Olson Butt Tight Skirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The splooge of 6,000 guys is apparently good for the skin.

  13. Benji Madden Joel Madden McDonalds
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    “OK you two, get back to work. The fry machine ain’t gonna clean itself.”

    “Yes Mr. Federline.”

  14. Nick Jonas Lollipop
    Frank Burns
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    Spin her around and let’s get a look.

  15. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
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    I think she’s LA’s punishment for skirting on the whole Lohan thing…

  16. Elijah Wood Robin Williams Happy Feet 2
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How often is Robin Williams the best dressed guy in a picture?

  17. Elijah Wood Robin Williams Happy Feet 2
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    “Yeah! You wanna make another Frodo joke, Williams? Go ahead! Say something about me porking Samwise! I dare you!”

  18. Dave Chappelle
    Snack pack
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    Pissed? You think I look pissed? No, don’t look pissed. I look perfectly normal for a comedian who threw away a chance at $50M because I wouldn’t work for the Man.

  19. Lady Gaga No Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Put some freaking clothes on Ke$ha.

  20. Elijah Wood Robin Williams Happy Feet 2
    it had to be said
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    I bet Elijah would rather be burning a j with Wilfred than listening to Robin Williams making noise.

  21. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Rollerskates
    LegMan
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    Yummy

  22. Lady Gaga No Pants
    it had to be said
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    I say, I say, I say, Colonel Sanders has forgotten his pants!

  23. Vinny Guadagnino Lollipop
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    Who?

  24. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
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    She must have seen Chaz naked…

  25. Scott Disick
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    It’s a shame Little Steven has been relegated to this. Sad.

  26. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
    it had to be said
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    Are you looking at me?

    Too soon?

  27. Scott Disick
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    Is that Andy Garcia in the driver’s seat?

  28. Scott Disick
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    “Yeah yeah, work the shaft… Not too rough. Kourtney does it too rough..”

  29. Scott Disick
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Which Kardashian is giving the driver a blowjob?

  30. Jerry Seinfeld
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    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  31. Jerry Seinfeld
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    wow, mid-derp…

  32. Rihanna Short Shorts
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    I feel like she should marry Bobby Brown now.

  33. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
    Richard McBeef, MD
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    Strabismus can often be corrected through vision therapy or through the use of an eye patch, although severe cases may require surgical intervention.

  34. Pauly D
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    So THAT’s what Lady Gaga’s son would look like…

  35. Pauly D
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    I bet a girl on stilts could be a lot of fun . . .

  36. Lady Gaga No Pants
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    How the fuck does she not get arrested? If some peon walked around like this they’d already have them thrown in Rikers

  37. Pauly D
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s on a douche… what’s he on?

  38. Sharon Stone Nipples
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    A 70 year old mom who doesn’t know how to put a bra on . . .

  39. Andy Garcia Holding Gun The Truth
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    He looks like he’s making the “pew pew” face…

  40. Laura Prepon No Makeup
    Richard McBeef
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    ALL HAIL LORD XENU

  41. Benji Madden Joel Madden McDonalds
    it had to be said
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    Who ordered the hep C burger?

  42. Christina Aguilera Matthew Rutler
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s 2 shades away from Snooki.

  43. Minnie Driver Cleavage
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    Meh…turn out the lights and I could probably rub out out in her vagina. breakfast is going to be a solo affair for her though.

  44. Scott Disick
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    How can I get Rambo as a driver?

  45. Andy Garcia Holding Gun The Truth
    it had to be said
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    He’s trying to shoot Scott Disick.

  46. Robert Downey Jr
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    He looks like the uncle we all have that tries to act and dress cool…

  47. Vinny Guadagnino Lollipop
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    Hell, son you are as useful as a cock flavored lollipop. .

  48. Vinny Guadagnino Lollipop
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    some guy I never heard of is hosting his own birthday party at a nightclub I never heard of. How is this any different from “random guy at club”?

  49. Benji Madden Joel Madden McDonalds
    Richard McBeef
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    McDouche, 2 for $2

  50. Maggie Gyllenhaal No Makeup
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    Oh yeah, a real stunner here. Why don’t we make her Lois Lane in the Superman reboot…

    • Damien Karras

      Hey, be nice. You never know when you’re going to become a grandmother so it’s always good to be prepared.

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